Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[twee]

Holy shit it's Weird Al!
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Please don't insult Weird Al like this. He deserves better.

 

[Protistology]

As luck would have it...

Jewish = +Oppression points

Oy yey fellow Jews, let me kvetch for a moment. what a klutz my friend is. He was staring at this shiksa and tripped into an open menschhole. What a shonda.

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[John Mass Effect]

As luck would have it...

It's interesting how even maxing out "correct" sliders still implies you're more privileged than some. Guess it's the internet access.

Values look broken, with the difference between maximum rich and maximum poor being 5 and skin colour giving you whopping 27 for having your very own n-word pass. Didn't know poor whiteys had this power over black millionaires.

Jewish slider is only 3 points, therefore I pronounce it antisemitic.

0/10 would not recommend.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Ironically women prefer learning martial arts in a coed environment.

I don't know if you were being ironic with this and I'm just not getting the joke, but this isn't accurate. Most of the women I know specifically choose women-only martial arts because they're sick of things like having male instructors get erections when showing them grappling moves. Women's only training centers do great.

 

[PurpleEater]

The Pride kink conversation just won't let up:

Why....wouldn't I equate a harness to public sex, since they're wearing a sex object in public?

Well, yeah, I don't see a lot of women walking around in faggot fuckwear.

 

[Pond Scum]

Is lesbian dating scene this good in the States? I lived in my share of countries and remember it often being an absolute shitshow with everyone being each other's exes (= drama) or downright abusive/manipulative people on their 10th victim (= more drama). Also, some bi women exploring themselves sprinkled on top, but they usually go away to marry that dick in a no time.

No, your description is spot on for the US as well. These men just have no clue how annoying and terrible the lesbian dating scene can be because their uwu yuri manga or sleepover pornos don't show that.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Holy shit it's Weird Al!
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Nope, it's Brianna Wu's long lost twin sister, Joana Flynt!

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Is lesbian dating scene this good in the States? I lived in my share of countries and remember it often being an absolute shitshow with everyone being each other's exes (= drama) or downright abusive/manipulative people on their 10th victim (= more drama). Also, some bi women exploring themselves sprinkled on top, but they usually go away to marry that dick in a no time. Not that different from gays, from what I've heard.

Don't forget lesbians complaining about bis and bis complaining about lesbians complaining about bis. Then again that part is actually different from gays. Gays don't care if you get pussy on side, only that you actually suck and fuck guys.

 

[poggers]

Yup. And you're a mutilated deluded tranny freak, deal with it

 

[NoReturn]

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Yup. And you're a mutilated deluded tranny freak, deal with it

"I'm not an autogynophile, I'm a woman."
This statement is honestly just stupid. "Trans" is a sociological term and simply because you want to be called something other than "male" doesn't mean you no longer fit it. Sorry, I'm not going to settle for "cisgender" and "trans". You get a term that describes your actual pathology and it does practically nothing but gives way to not saying "not trans is normal" it's not that fucking deep.
I put up with being called an ignorant transphobe and you get riled up when we point out this is a sexual fetish.
You're not HSTS? You're AGP, fucking deal with it.

 

[gaystoner]

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1396890973951647744?s=20

Archive is being dumb but this is...astounding but predictable for folks here.

 

[poggers]

"Cisgender: denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender corresponds with their birth sex."
I wanna know what the criteria is, I'd probably fail. I don't have many feminine interests. I'm not emotional, I hate romantic movies, don't care about flowers, I don't understand fashion, I never wear makeup, I enjoy watching sports, I like heavy music, I like being outside fixing things etc. Most of my friends are the same, no-one ever thinks we are men. Because we are obviously women.

Even if in an alternate universe I woke up tomorrow with my same brain in a dude's body, 6 ft with a beard and a penis, I'd just think Oh ok. I'm a guy now. Then I'd continue on with my life pretty much the same. My brain isn't gendered. You're a male or female because of the body you were born into. Just live with it, be feminine or masculine or a bit of both, as the man or woman you were born as, which you cannot change.

 

[CrystalChevvy]

As luck would have it...

I love how they're sliders and based on how you *identify*. I guess I identify as 63% female, 81% gay, 55% born in Sweden, 75% transgender and a 59% devout christian, muslim and jew.

 

[gourmand]

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Yup. And you're a mutilated deluded tranny freak, deal with it

 

[Prolego]

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1396890973951647744?s=20

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Archive is being dumb but this is...astounding but predictable for folks here.

Here you are

 

[Great President of McHell]

Here you are

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Not to tinfoil too hard but this sort of rhetoric is getting dangerously close to justifying pedophilic relations.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Here you are

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Haha yeah bro just cut off your tits you can totally get fake DDs later and surgery isn't even a big deal and they're totally the same what's your problem bro.

I truly hope that instead of 41% themselves the butchered kids of the future 41% the people that told them this bull.

 

[Gay Kenshiro]

As luck would have it...

Why have you burdened me with this unholy knowledge?

Also my religion Pastafarianism, and I'm deeply offended that there is no slider for this identity

 

[knightlautrec]

I just found out that the core programmer of Elite Dangerous trooned out back in 2018. Anthony/Kay Ross to join the ranks of troon programmers we're seeing here. I haven't digged enough to see cow-potentials other than he seem to keep referring to himself in 3rd person in his twitter (Witih a fetish-y hint of the whole 'woman in science' LARP), seem to get iffy if anyone dares to remember that he used to be 'Anthony' but that's a troon standard, and generally awkward parroting of memes and catchphrases style that's so common with soylent tech guy. Now he's posting about Mass Effect all day while the Elite playerbase is seething how the new update is breaking the game.

It just kinda of upset me because I never thought of Elite Dangerous to be a kind of game that would be infested by a troons - and also the fact that he seems to be a programmer and physicist that's actually technically skilled made me sad. He could get better at life if he would be willing to try. YET He decided to line up for this delusional cock-chops ideology instead.


He's also a dead ringer to Philosophy Tube
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Now a troon

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His twitter : https://twitter.com/drkayross?lang=en
His Twitch ('OnlyFans link' lmao) : https://www.twitch.tv/drkayross
Elite Dangerous wiki : https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Kay_Ross

This isn't surprising to me cuz this is my industry and obviously full of dudes. Quiet programming men who don't fit into the traditional 'man' mold because they, stupidly, believe that all men have to be a certain way when that isn't true.

The hallmark of masculinity that I've noticed is not giving a fuck what anyone thinks and being your own man. That's pretty much it. It's not sports, it's not being into guns or weight lifting or beer. It's the mindset of masculinity and confidence and not being under the sway of anyone else's opinions or thoughts. (For good or bad but whatever) but these programmer guys constantly worry about what others think - have low self esteem because they're so focused on what everyone thinks and just think they're so outside the realm of their notions of 'masculinity' that they must be 'women'. It makes sense to them. They were bad at being men, must be a lady! When they reality is, they're men. Not bad. Just mentally weak ones.

Honestly most of these quiet nerd dudes need to read Meditations and How to Win Friends and Influence People. Develop an actual backbone and stop thinking changing the exterior is gonna make the interior happy.

 

[Big Forehead Turbo Manlet]

I know I'm stupid and late and gay but I had no idea cavetown was trans. I like a few of their songs. I always suspected it but never gave it much thought. This leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.