Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[melcarba99]

When are we going to have homeless month? A whole month dedicated to reflect on the struggle of being homeless and the courage and will to live they need to survive in the streets. Oh, yeah, they dont have money to buy your shit.

 

[Duke Nukem]

When are we going to have homeless month? A whole month dedicated to reflect on the struggle of being homeless and the courage and will to live they need to survive in the streets. Oh, yeah, they dont have money to buy your shit.

No, but poverty tourism is a thing. I'm sure there's a way to separate rich white people from their parents' money that I'm not imaginative to come up with, but is somehow related.

 

[Slap47]

At least it's more appealing than this.
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The symbolism of this is strange when you factor in the pride flags original symbolism.

It still boggles my mind that people don't have a visceral reaction of horror to the closed fist salute. The ideology behind that particular virtue signal is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of people in the 20th century. A litany of horror and genocides packaged as some sort of quirky statement. It's sickening.

The failure of African Socialism is rarely ever attributed to questionable economic policies and nativist racism.

Nobody ever considers that deporting most of the educated business people (Indians) and administrators (Whites) would end in disaster. Nobody thinks that some poor undeveloped country isolating itself economically with strict central planning could be harmful. Nope, its a

 

[Rotter]

This shit is dystopian.

If gay people really buy this shit it's proof being gay actually is a mental illness that rots your brain because the blatancy to make them CONSOOM just rainbow fucking junk is so transparent.

Also I see more trans flag shit this year. Being a troon isn't a sexual orientation. Why its lumped in with LGB makes zero sense.

These corporate freaks could quietly donate to some worthy gay/lesbian causes. But no. There's not enough social cachet in that kinda stuff. It's better to spew out a mountain of rainbow-colored shite. And all of it will end up on the landfill once Pride Month is over.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

Being Pride Month, the big company in my city that happily develops military hardware for whatever rich Middle East sandy shithole is willing to pay has draped itself in a big rainbow banner, just like they do every year. I saw a cherrypicker rolling it out earlier in the week.
They love the gays and the troons and would you like to buy some torpedoes?

 

[Clapping Party]

Spoiler: Historical gay flag sperging

I'm sure some of the faggots here already know this but originally the flag had two more colors, pink and turquoise.

At the time the fabric for those colors were too costly so they nixed em, that's how we have the more generic rainbow flag today. What makes no sense to me is why there hasn't been a resurgence of this original flag, the price of these colors is no longer an issue and I thought the LGBET community was all about their brave and stunning ~queer~ history? Maybe it's because Gilbert Baker was an icky cis white fag. Either way, it would be a clever solution to the "gays are ruining the rainbow" thing (which is evident to anyone who has eyes) if someone could get that ball rolling.

Oh, and, this isn't the first time the cocksucker appreciation flag has had a black stripe in it. Despite being so educated and enthusiastic about their culture, they "forgot" that the black stripe was used to represent people who died from aids.

Here are a couple products I found during last year's rainbow corporate holiday.

They really hit em with the rainbow tax.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

New griefing tactic: only target the pride flag wearers and the rest can go free

The publisher has already stated that they are going to ban people for doing this, saw a couple of YouTube videos about it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Blue’s Clues had a whole Pride parade segment

 

[Toolbox]

Blue’s Clues had a whole Pride parade segment
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God I hope Nick, PBS, and their ilk die soon. They are purely not worth the money anymore with what they produce and the kids networks like Nick Jr (host of the great blues clues remake here) are just propagandizing the woke narrative to kids, grooming them for the grand reset future. At least Nick isn't being paid for with our taxes like PBS, but it's still a network people pay for thinking it's kid friendly when it clearly hasn't been for a few years now.

 

[knobslobbin]

Whatever happened to Rainbow Brite? Seems like the perfect property to get resurrected and wokefied.

edit: holding out for the gritty reboot

 

[mindlessobserver]

Whatever happened to Rainbow Brite? Seems like the perfect property to get resurrected and wokefied.
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edit: holding out for the gritty reboot

It would not be as deconstructive and undermining to western culture to go after fitting properties. Better to force woke cultist ideology into more established franchises.

 

[OttoWest]

Target is out and proud of the money you can give them:

Behold, what you are first greeted by when you go to the Pride section
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The categories
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Yes, they do gender-free fashion now

Here is some of the fashion
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Because pronouns in bio aren’t enough

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For when you want to show solidarity with troons and blacks outshining gays during Pride

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It’s a man wearing a skirt

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For $7 you can get hair oil with the gay pride flag on it

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Let’s hope the candle doesn’t smell like an axe wound

You left out my favorite one:

 

[Mal0]

What I love about the LGBT merch runs is that none of the models dress or look like normal humans. It's almost as if they want LGBT people to be looked at as freaks instead of being accepted into society and not seen as anything special. But then again if that happens they wouldn't be special snowflakes and not get any more pitybucks.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Saw this today:

 

[Clapping Party]

Blue’s Clues had a whole Pride parade segment
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This feels like a fucking South Park bit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Whatever happened to Rainbow Brite? Seems like the perfect property to get resurrected and wokefied.
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edit: holding out for the gritty reboot

American Mcgee was working on a reboot. Sadly it got canned after Penny Arcade leaked concept art.

 

[The Lawgiver]

You left out my favorite one:
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Dudes looking like the most fucking flaboyantly gay Nazi amongst all flamboyantly gay Nazis.

 

[Gone Ham]

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This feels like a fucking South Park bit.

I do not believe this was done genuinely. This was 100% made to take the piss out of them, and the public will never realize it

 

[skjora]

The rainbow is a fucking terrible choice as a representation of gayness. You can't color-match a fucking rainbow!

 

[The Lawgiver]

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This feels like a fucking South Park bit.

I somehow didn't notice this till now rewatching thiscursed footage for like the third tie to make sure it's real and not a fever dream that there is a fucking CRIPPLED WHEELCHAIR TRANNY DOLPHIN. How the fuck are they crippled dolphins literally have no legs? How the fuck can the other dolphins hop along without legs but this one has to use a chair? The questions keep fucking piling up Jesus fuck it's so fucking hilarious to me.