Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

The Un-Clit said:
I'm in Canada
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That fucking explains it ...the entire world is laughing their ass off at your country. Still in hard lockdown, still hiding in daddy's government basement, and still virtue signalling. Youre the only nation that defines itself by who they are not rather by who they are (as they are not American. Americans bad, chose Trump).
Your Prime Minister is a gender fluid, black face sporting, Indian sari wearing, bangra dancing ex drama teacher and the mayor of your most important province is an ex drug dealer who's net worth went from 3mil to 50mil during the pandemic. And yet here you are accusing people of being a danger cos they haven't taken untested, unlicensed vaccine against a disease that has under 1% fatality rate.

Of course you'd deem all my arguments as absurd because your educational system isn't exactly famous for creating critical thinkers. Might be one of the reasons why all the better Canadians fuck off to US as soon as they physically can.

I'm wishing you all the best and I hope youre not one of those American hating Canucks cos when your economy collapses soon you'll be relying on their generosity a lot. Can't live just on maple syrup, can you.

I also hope that you're government at least buys you a dinner before they fuck you in the ass (even though you have already willingly pulled your pants down and you're bending over like a common crack whore).

AnOminous said:
Imagine being so fucking stupid that the concept of a vaccine going out in a shorter time period during a global pandemic is somehow mysterious to you.
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Imagine being so fucking stupid and not knowing that the average time of clinical trails for vaccine combined with the process of receiving safety green light and marketing authorization is between 10-15 years (in EU at least).
 
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RussianBlonde said:
Imagine being so fucking stupid and not knowing that the average time of clinical trails for vaccine combined with the process of receiving safety green light and marketing authorization is between 10-15 years (in EU at least).
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Imagine being so fucking stupid you can't figure out why it might happen faster when there's an actual reason for it to be.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
That fucking explains it ...the entire world is laughing their ass off at your country. Still in hard lockdown, still hiding in daddy's government basement, and still virtue signalling. Youre the only nation that defines itself by who they are not rather by who they are (as they are not American. Americans bad, chose Trump).
Your Prime Minister is a gender fluid, black face sporting, Indian sari wearing, bangra dancing ex drama teacher and the mayor of your most important province is an ex drug dealer who's net worth went from 3mil to 50mil during the pandemic. And yet here you are accusing people of being a danger cos they haven't taken untested, unlicensed vaccine against a disease that has under 1% fatality rate.

Of course you'd deem all my arguments as absurd because your educational system isn't exactly famous for creating critical thinkers. Might be one of the reasons why all the better Canadians fuck off to US as soon as they physically can.

I'm wishing you all the best and I hope youre not one of those American hating Canucks cos when your economy collapses soon you'll be relying on their generosity a lot. Can't live just on maple syrup, can you.

I also hope that you're government at least buys you a dinner before they fuck you in the ass (even though you have already willingly pulled your pants down and you're bending over like a common crack whore).
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you have these delusional ideas because you're terminally online. you go on streets and ask somebody about Canada and they'll say "it's ok."

and you have no idea what you're talking about. Canada is in a bad lockdown when the UK and Australia exist? our economy will self destruct when the US dollar is on the verge of hyper inflation? Check yourself before you spew garbage.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
That fucking explains it ...the entire world is laughing their ass off at your country. Still in hard lockdown, still hiding in daddy's government basement, and still virtue signalling. Youre the only nation that defines itself by who they are not rather by who they are (as they are not American. Americans bad, chose Trump).
Your Prime Minister is a gender fluid, black face sporting, Indian sari wearing, bangra dancing ex drama teacher and the mayor of your most important province is an ex drug dealer who's net worth went from 3mil to 50mil during the pandemic. And yet here you are accusing people of being a danger cos they haven't taken untested, unlicensed vaccine against a disease that has under 1% fatality rate.

Of course you'd deem all my arguments as absurd because your educational system isn't exactly famous for creating critical thinkers. Might be one of the reasons why all the better Canadians fuck off to US as soon as they physically can.

I'm wishing you all the best and I hope youre not one of those American hating Canucks cos when your economy collapses soon you'll be relying on their generosity a lot. Can't live just on maple syrup, can you.

I also hope that you're government at least buys you a dinner before they fuck you in the ass (even though you have already willingly pulled your pants down and you're bending over like a common crack whore).
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Thank you for declaring yourself a complete fucking idiot who cannot counter clear logic with anything but ignorant personal and laugably stupid nationality attacks, cos that's all you have to work with in the face of logic.

You are a worthless double-nigger and I have no more interest in speaking with you.

Okay that's out of the way, so I really AM done on the topic now. I am not gonna make any of the 4 or 5 hardline anti-vaxxers here re-think their childish NO NO DOAN WANNA!! stances, and I've said all that needs to be said to the people sitting on the fence. It's time to laugh at lolcows again. ;-)
 
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Tortoise Soup said:
Semantics. If you don’t think there’s a correlation between the hierarchy of power and wealth and how smart you are, go ahead.
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FEETLOAF said:
There is literally no correlation whatsoever.
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Broke: in democracy the public chooses the best people to run the government
Woke:

the people in power are retarded
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being so fucking stupid you can't figure out why it might happen faster when there's an actual reason for it to be.
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The reason why it takes so long is because humanity has an unfortunate history when it comes to vaccines and medicinal products released for mass use without having them tested ( like thalidomide, polio vaccine, just on top of my head).

Youre kicking off because you know w're right and it's making you question the faith you have in pharmaceutical industry and governments who's work is filled with horrendous mistakes and bad decisions. You know it and it makes you uncomfortable.

The Un-Clit said:
Thank you for declaring yourself a complete fucking idiot who cannot counter clear logic with anything but ignorant personal and laugably stupid nationality attacks, cos that's all you have to work with in the face of logic.

You are a worthless double-nigger and I have no more interest in speaking with you.

Okay that's out of the way, so I really AM done on the topic now. I am not gonna make any of the 4 or 5 hardline anti-vaxxers here re-think their childish NO NO DOAN WANNA!! stances, and I've said all that needs to be said to the people sitting on the fence. It's time to laugh at lolcows again. ;)
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I'd rather be a double nigger than singular Canadian.
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Cyclonus said:
Just got my first jab. Didn't even hurt and I didn't get sick. What are anti vaxxers so afraif of?
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Conspiracy theorists are less about fear and more about being the people in the know, bestowers of secret and sinister knowledge.
Of course 90% of the time their "secret knowledge" is bullshit made up by some basement-dwelling autist and it's available to anybody autistic enough to sit through "Fall of the Cabal" or read some r/conspiracy.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
That fucking explains it ...the entire world is laughing their ass off at your country.
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Which one's the laughing stock again?
Canada knows how to run a country. I'll be jumping the border when shit hits the fan :semperfidelis:
 
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Samson Pumpkin Jr. said:
you have these delusional ideas because you're terminally online. you go on streets and ask somebody about Canada and they'll say "it's ok."

and you have no idea what you're talking about. Canada is in a bad lockdown when the UK and Australia exist? our economy will self destruct when the US dollar is on the verge of hyper inflation? Check yourself before you spew garbage.
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Im actually online like twice a day, you know having a job and life and shit.
But..I do have immediate family living in Canada (now getting ready to go back to Europe) so I do get first hands update :)
 
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Sangria said:
tbh i wanna get rammed by a semi truck anyway so idc anymore, if i get some weirdass mutations i get some weirdass mutations, assuming i haven't gotten myself run over by then
i recently got my first jab of the moderna vaxx. did have some itchiness at the injection site but nothing serious otherwise.
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The anecdotal shit I've heard is it's the second one that gets you, but I didn't get anything from either of them, other than slight fatigue that cured my insomnia for at least a couple of days. Allegedly if the first one knocks you on your ass it means you were already exposed at some point.

I've had more adverse reactions to plain old flu shots than this, people are just being pussies.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
Im actually online like twice a day, you know having a job and life and shit.
But..I do have immediate family living in Canada (now getting ready to go back to Europe) so I do get first hands update :)
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this is america
RussianBlonde said:
Hopefully you don't mean me cos I'm Polish/Russian 💪
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makes sense because polacks are dumber than toasters
 
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