The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[tittyhead]

The Staircase to Troondom is fully assembled, and looks steep and I really would not trust it.
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Retard who used to do warehouse racking, looks sketchier than anything I've seen in a warehouse.

 

[retard strength]

That giant tub of sour cream and bowl of cheese... fuck, man. No wonder Paul and Kev are such flabby units.

Any leftovers, like the veggies, mushrooms, and olives, will be left outside for the Outdoor Troons only after the Indoor Troons have eaten first.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That giant tub of sour cream and bowl of cheese... fuck, man. No wonder Paul and Kev are such flabby units.

Any leftovers, like the veggies, mushrooms, and olives, will be left outside for the Outdoor Troons only after the Indoor Troons have eaten first.

Eating raw vegetables in places where you really should be concerned about food safety (not that there's anything I can spot directly wrong from that perspective here, let's be honest, it's probably the case) is not a good idea. In fact, it's a really bad idea.

 

[Aunt Carol]

One other piece of drama the staircase might bring: what happens when they have a "trans elder" or anyone else with mobility issues come by?

The only person who even has a chance to out-bitch and out-social-network a troon is a Disability Advocate, constantly online with a chip on their shoulder. Not a malingering spoonie, but someone with a real gimp leg who's also invested all their personality in it.

If Penny has to tell someone who's multiclassed their oppression that they can come visit the Tranch, just not get into the clubhouse because it's inaccessible, that's a PR nightmare brewing. Dealing with the professionally-disabled has as many cultural pitfalls as trying to deal with troons, and a troon who's used to having the upper hand at being oppressed can easily hit a pitfall in unfamiliar territory.

"Don't worry; we'll bring you down a plate" / seething, mentally composing Twitter rant

 

[Gone Ham]

I realized that the first rain they get, the area beneath the stairs will turn to mud and cause the stairs to just collapse with no anchoring. Also They’re cutting a hole into the house for some reason.


Edit: Turns out they all do their estrogen shots at the same time every Sunday...

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The troon communion. The Troonmunion.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I realized that the first rain they get, the area beneath the stairs will turn to mud and cause the stairs to just collapse with no anchoring. Also They’re cutting a hole into the house for some reason.
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His "house" is probably his trailer/RV.

 

[eDove]

I hope the stairs break. They'll take to Twitter and ask for donations.

 

[bluegenius8585]

I realized that the first rain they get, the area beneath the stairs will turn to mud and cause the stairs to just collapse with no anchoring. Also They’re cutting a hole into the house for some reason.
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Edit: Turns out they all do their estrogen shots at the same time every Sunday...
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Next they will be sharing needles

 

[voidBits]

Next they will be sharing needles

I have a funny feeling it may be too late

 

[Comandante Marcos]

His "house" is probably his trailer/RV.

Look closer-it's Bonnie, whose deadname I can't recall atm. Bonnie lives in the lord's manorTroonerdome with the privileged ones such as Penny and Kev. In fact, I think the Tranch is legally in Bonnie's mom's name IIRC. The serf troons live in the RV's outside.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

With a little luck, this staircase is the beginning of the epic downfall of the Tranch.

 

[White Devil]

Look closer-it's Bonnie, whose deadname I can't recall atm.

Paul Mendoza

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

I hope the stairs break. They'll take to Twitter and ask for donations.

You know when they break it will be Earl’s fault.

 

[Aramis]

Paul Mendoza

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Look closer-it's Bonnie, whose deadname I can't recall atm. Bonnie lives in the lord's manorTroonerdome with the privileged ones such as Penny and Kev. In fact, I think the Tranch is legally in Bonnie's mom's name IIRC. The serf troons live in the RV's outside.

The fact that there are enough troons that some of them don't fit in the house is new information to me- I thought it was just Kevin, Wedge, Penny, and Bonnie. How many of them are there?

 

[voidBits]

How many of them are there?

Currently 8 or 9 with randoms ghosting in and out
Check these superb trading cards by @Swerf'n'Terf

 

[Iron Hamster]

I realized that the first rain they get, the area beneath the stairs will turn to mud and cause the stairs to just collapse with no anchoring. Also They’re cutting a hole into the house for some reason.
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Edit: Turns out they all do their estrogen shots at the same time every Sunday...
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I'm hoping they get a mudslide of that alpaca mud pile. And it's your parent's house Boner.

 

[Dagobert]

So, I'm on a bender again and have become filled with autistic curiosity about those stairs. They have the potential to be a hazard if my research is correct. The two closest stairs I could find for the trooncase are this and this, which are weight-rated for either 300 or 450 pounds. That means if three Tranchlings go up in file, they'll go over the weight limit, potentially by a lot. The stairs could suffer damage and eventually catastrophically collapse if used regularly with multiple Tranchlings. Also, and I'm less certain of this, but those stairs are usually pretty narrow; less than two and a half feet usually and by my guestimate would take a left-right tilt of 18 degrees unloaded to tip, corresponding to one side sinking slightly less than nine inches into the mud. Put Kevin on there, it might take considerably less, potentially sub 10 degrees, or one leg sinking roughly four inches into the mud. The actual answer is somewhere inbetween more likely than not, but it does seem possible to me at the moment that Earl could go stair-tipping or sabotage the stairs at some point in the not-so-far-off future.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Look closer-it's Bonnie, whose deadname I can't recall atm. Bonnie lives in the lord's manorTroonerdome with the privileged ones such as Penny and Kev. In fact, I think the Tranch is legally in Bonnie's mom's name IIRC. The serf troons live in the RV's outside.

Dang; you're right. I was thinking of Josie / Jarrod. The one who seems a bit more more unstable in a potential-to-snap way.

I have such a hard time keeping track of all the Trancheros. The trading cards are beautiful, but I think I need a full-on wikisperg grid of name/deadname/quarters/genital damage to date/bonus non-troon mental dysfunctions. Maybe like those guides to identifying wild plants; telling water hemlock from cow parsley is a bit like telling the various lumpy big-glasses hat men apart.

...So if this means they're cutting a hole in an actual structure, doesn't that need a permit?