Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Un Platano]

Just took my first dragon dildo up the ass. Didn't even hurt and I didn't get a pink sock. What are anti dildoers so afraif of?

Here's a diagram I've created to illustrate to you why you should be embarrassed to be making non sequiturs like this.

 

[Slavic Insider]

Those who reacted with "autistic" to my post are probably the ones whose response to the pandemic is REEEEEEEEEE. You might as well start wearing Sonichu medals instead of dirty crapped briefs over your mouth, serves the same purpose.

 

[Slimy Time]

Those who reacted with "autistic" to my post are probably the ones whose response to the pandemic is REEEEEEEEEE. You might as well start wearing Sonichu medals instead of dirty crapped briefs over your mouth, serves the same purpose.

...Are you complaining about meaningless internet stickers?
This place would suit you better.

 

[FatalTater]

I had the Coof back in October but decided to get vaccinated recently because eh, fuck it. Got the Pfizer one. Here is my journey through the side effects.

Two hours ago I got the second part of the Pfizer vaccine.

So far my arm's kinda sore and I'm a little woozy but that could be because I need lunch.

Edit - It's now been about 7 1/2 hours since the vaccine. My arm feels like it's been punched and I'm tired as hell even after food and a nap. Granted, it's been a gray rainy day and those always make me feel blah. I demand to feel better, I have stuff to do.

Edit 2 - It's been almost 10 hours since vaccine. All my joints hurt. Fingers, wrists, elbows, neck, shoulders, hips, knees, ankles. Fatigue is real and in da house. Also I cannot stop eating HUGE meals, one right after another. My stomach hates me and my instinct is still pointing me toward the kitchen. WTF. This blows.

Edit 3 - 16 hours since vaccine. Went to bed a little early because I felt bad. Ended up tossing and turning and feeling like I was freezing even though I had plenty of cover and the house isn't cold. Also pinprick-like stabby feelings in random places, usually legs. Finally got up to see about myself and not only am I tired and everything is creaky and hurts but I have a fever of 101.6. Not the worst thing in the world but it is inconveniencing me so I complain. Gonna have some Tylenol and go back to bed.

Edit 4 - an hour since last update. I still feel the same except now I'm overheating instead of cold, I'm really hungry and it feels like an ice pick migraine is trying to start. This sucks.

Edit 5 - 23 hours since vaccine. I woke up feeling like my shoulders and hip joints were frozen. There are SO many muscle, tendon and joint pains but I guess I expected that after all the tossing, turning and shivering I was doing last night. Had a fever of 100.4, took some ibuprofin. I'm hungry but my stomach isn't awake yet. The last time I was craving such vast quantities of heavy food was after I'd had a surgery to remove a tumor.

Edit 6 - 33 hours since vaccination. After a nap and a hot shower I felt a little better but still stiff and achy. Random fatigue hits out of nowhere. No matter how much I eat I still feel like I need more. My temperature as of a few minutes ago was 98.9. I'm doomed.

Edit 7 - 36 hours after vaccine. I still feel achy and blah, like I'm coming down with something or if I've overworked myself. Like if I'd just moved house or attended a 3-day convention with lots of cosplay wardrobe changes. Temperature is 99.3 so I'll probably take some more Tylenol or Ibuprofin before bed.

Edit 8 - 48 hours since vaccination. Woke up this morning feeling like I usually do. Not sure I trust it. Temperature 98.0. I am waiting for a limb to fall off or superpowers to manifest.

Edit 9 - 3 days since vaccination. I think I might survive it. Not sure if recommend or no.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I've only had the first shot (Pfizer) but I didn't really have any side effects. My arm was slightly sore at the injection site for half a day but nothing beyond that. Maybe I just got lucky.

 

[Dark Edea]

I had the Coof back in October but decided to get vaccinated recently because eh, fuck it. Got the Pfizer one. Here is my journey through the side effects.

Your experience sounds exactly like when I had COVID the second time. But worse.

I am finally out of quarantine from round three of COVID and this most recent bout was better than the first two. But for being told I had it, I really didn't notice any other effects. I am also in better shape and healthier than the other times.

No vaccine.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Those who reacted with "autistic" to my post are probably the ones whose response to the pandemic is REEEEEEEEEE. You might as well start wearing Sonichu medals instead of dirty crapped briefs over your mouth, serves the same purpose

>Crys about stickers.
>calls other people autistic

Ok sure thing buddy.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Got dose #1 of Moderna a week ago, was super tired the day after and had some slight muscle ache near the injection site, too. That was about it. Slept in until 4 pm, and then went back to sleep for another 3 or 4 hours after being awake for a couple hours. Woke back up for a few hours, then went to bed for the night, lol. Was "normal" after that. Next dose is June 21st; if I don't log in after that, plz take care of my cat because they slipped me teh death.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I had the Coof back in October but decided to get vaccinated recently because eh, fuck it. Got the Pfizer one. Here is my journey through the side effects.

Sounds like you had a strong immune response which is a good thing.

 

[Dark Edea]

Got dose #1 of Moderna

Bro Moderna is the mind control one what are you doing!? You want the Pfizer one, it makes you have vore dreams.

 

[FatalTater]

You want the Pfizer one, it makes you have vore dreams.

It certainly made me hungry, but only for food.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Just got my first jab. Didn't even hurt and I didn't get sick. What are anti vaxxers so afraid of?

They're selfish, science-illiterate sociopaths who think the 1 in a million chance of an adverse reaction means they shouldn't do something to potentially protect others.

I've had more adverse reactions to plain old flu shots than this, people are just being pussies.

Right-wingers are giant pussies, but we already knew that.

 

[Disheveled Human]

They're selfish, science-illiterate sociopaths who think the 1 in a million chance of an adverse reaction means they shouldn't do something to potentially protect others.

Right-wingers are giant pussies, but we already knew that.

I mean are you saying you don't want to catch the Chinese lab virus? Fucking weird how all the right wing pussies want the Communist Chinese vascular disease that was cooked up in a lab over Murica and western built vaccines. What a funny time we live in. Even the left wing commies are like I don't trust china LMAO. Has nothing to do with science its about not trusting the Chinese on anything.

 

[Slavic Insider]

>Crys about stickers.
>calls other people autistic

Ok sure thing buddy.

Well, I'm not getting it and all you compassionate non-socipaths can do about it is to scream REEEE into the void, spin fidgys or shove Krayola Fucking model magic up your rectums, or some other shit like that.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Well, I'm not getting it and all you compassionate non-socipaths can do about it is to scream REEEE into the void, spin fidgys or shove Krayola Fucking model magic up your rectums, or some other shit like that.

Dude you're arguing with other people who have been against personally getting and/or forcing others to get it.

Everybody can agree complaining about stickers is gay and autistic, well except you apparently.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Well, I'm not getting it and all you compassionate non-socipaths can do about it is to scream REEEE into the void, spin fidgys or shove Krayola Fucking model magic up your rectums, or some other shit like that.

I can do one more thing - offer you a new pfp:

 

[RussianBlonde]

this is america

makes sense because polacks are dumber than toasters

Hey, were not the ones forcing our teachers to wear goggles to class rooms cos there's a new flu virus:

https://www.cp24.com/mobile/news/teachers-m

They're selfish, science-illiterate sociopaths who think the 1 in a million chance of an adverse reaction means they shouldn't do something to potentially protect others.

Right-wingers are giant pussies, but we already knew that.

How many times are you gonna come here and repeat the same stupid twaddle over and over again? You really do belong on Reddit, your every post is right wingers this and right wingers that.

When people like yourself are confronted with arguments they cant answer, they hide their inability to answer that argument by attacking the person. This desperate resort to name-calling is a logical fallacy known as argumentum ad hominem. The difference between people like you and people like me is that I am making a decision for myself and let everyone else decide for themselves. You on the other hand are trying to bully and insult those who have different opinion into doing as you see right. That's called authoritarianism.

It's ironic how the Nazis compared the Jews to rats and some of these people now are calling others “plague rats” today, especially those unvaccinated or unmasked. Dehumanize people and you can then claim the moral high ground to commit atrocities Seeems we have to relearn this lesson every couple of generations and its price is always paid in oceans of blood and no long term lessons are ever learned.

Also, somebody should explain to you what hat sticker is and when to use it. Unless it's your autism forcing you to uncontrollably slap it under every post.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

When people like yourself are confronted with arguments they cant answer, they hide their inability to answer that argument by attacking the person. This desperate resort to name-calling is a logical fallacy known as argumentum ad hominem. The difference between people like you and people like me is that I am making a decision for myself and let everyone else decide for themselves. You on the other hand are trying to bully and insult those who have different opinion into doing as you see right. That's called authoritarianism.

Lol calm down. I just like insulting you tards. You tards do it to me, so I just do it right back.

Also, somebody should explain to you what hat sticker is and when to use it. Unless it's your autism forcing you to uncontrollably slap it under every post.

Lol calm down

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's ironic how the Nazis compared the Jews to rats and some of these people now are calling others “plague rats” today, especially those unvaccinated or unmasked.

...and the other side calls masked and vaccinated people "sheeple" so you don't have any moral high ground either.

Also, somebody should explain to you what hat sticker is and when to use it. Unless it's your autism forcing you to uncontrollably slap it under every post.

Helpful guide.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Tats

...and the other side calls masked and vaccinated people "sheeple" so you don't have any moral high ground either.


Helpful guide.

I respectfully disagree. I only call sheeple those who follow the new world orders and try to force me to follow ot too. It's like with pro life crowd. I only consider pro life those who want to ban abortion for all, not those who wouldn't personally have it.