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Since Russ is none of things, it's good thing he said it over the internet, or he'd find out what it feels like to pepper sprayed.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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The theory of Russ being a janitor may be slightly lost to Gourdhead Pipsqueak's claim of working from home. Lot's of office drone work "requires" double monitors now and being that close to the modem/router points to being hardwired to the router for speed/security. We KNOW Russ isn't a gamer. Can't place the white object (is his chocolate milk?) The objects on the far right are a mop (purple handle) that squirts and a broom.
Oh god the furniture. It reeks of young person starting on their own with helicopter parents making one last Target/Walmart run. I imagine Russ doesn't realize things can move beyond where his mom and dad decided they belonged. He needed a coffee or side table more than another couch. He pretty much is using that cheap tv stand as a coffee table. If he wasn't in an apartment he could get a wall mount for ≤$20 mount that tiny tv and that stand becomes an ugly coffee table.
He also missed a strange only in Vegas cheapskate opportunity that is great for starting out. There is a charity called CCS on Steptoe street that sells used hotel furnishings for super dirt cheap prices and uses the $ to help foster kids aging out of the system. When I moved 13+ years ago most of my starter furnishings were from there. I got rid of the less than $20 loveseat quicky (hotel sofas are loudly colored and you can't get the icky thoughts out of your head no matter how much you clean and slipcover) but I still have some heavy duty side tables, marble topped dressers, and wall art that was $1 but a step up from generic Walmart art (the stuff from back when Casinos had themes). Most expensive thing of the whole lot was a $30 you pick it CRT tv. Russ could do way better than what he got.
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The theory of Russ being a janitor may be slightly lost to Gourdhead Pipsqueak's claim of working from home. Lot's of office drone work "requires" double monitors now and being that close to the modem/router points to being hardwired to the router for speed/security. We KNOW Russ isn't a gamer. Can't place the white object (is his chocolate milk?) The objects on the far right are a mop (purple handle) that squirts and a broom.
Wonder if he's doing customer service from home? That's common these days. Most places like that require you to have a wired connection to the internet and double monitors to access all the sites you'll need during a call.
Wonder if he's doing customer service from home? That's common these days. Most places like that require you to have a wired connection to the internet and double monitors to access all the sites you'll need during a call.
He might be doing data entry from home. Like you said, a lot of places like that will require a wired connection for security. Double monitors are useful because such work often requires you to look at one screen and enter data on another. Pretty sure he's not doing customer service unless it's via chat, because he's admitted himself that people have difficulty understanding him. If work from home is the case, that might actually be a good fit for him. He's at home so no one has to smell him, and the opportunities to harass female employees are limited.
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Do those jobs exist without a telephone element? 'Cause I just can't see him being hired for a job that requires him to speak on the phone regularly.
Edit: You're a ninja, but a clarifying ninja.
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He would actually be within his rights to request that his supervisor communicate via chat or email with him. That's not unreasonable. He's probably just talking to his boss anyway, I can't see him hired for any customer facing job unless it's also via a text medium.
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Or even just go to /fit/ and read the sticky. It's also silly to go to the gym just to pay to use a treadmill. You can walk literally anywhere. Well, maybe not the sketchy neighborhood where he lives, but you don't have to pay for it and you can be outside. But yeah pay to go to the gym so you can take greasy selfies of your gross dad bod and your zero gains.
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Yeah, the customer-facing, call center type of job I associate with work-from-home customer service is what I was getting at. Obviously, he couldn't be doing that.
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His double monitor for work setup is probably just appearances. He has two monitors? Wow, just like the big boys who have a degree and work in an office! He's just as good as them. Better, actually, since he accomplished so much in spite of his disability.
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And where does he go?
Why...Planet FATness! The number one place to see 9's and 10's. Thots abound (and none of those gross Anna O'Brien types!) LOL...
FREE! Papa Johns and FREE! Bagels, and FREE Tootsie Rolls! Perfect rewards for "looking" at the equipment without moaning or grunting (Don't wanna set off the Lunk Alarm!)
There's a couple of these in my city, but I use the YMCA. It's family friendly, there's lots of different equipment, couple pools and whirlpool and sauna. But they do let the homeless in...
Of course, they're better than the library with policing behavior and keeping a clean facility.
But Planet Fitness is perfect for Pipsqueak. Although I'd kill to see him using a membership to Gold's Gym or Bally's...
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His old LinkedIn entry of ~State Farm: Clerk and current entry of Legal: Processor makes sense. He is likely doing something like inputting hand written claim forms (or emails, letters, non-standard weirdness) into a database. Could be using complicated looking easy legacy software or a web form the same or similar to what most customers use online. I don't imagine Russ being smart enough for anything beyond straight input and the lightest of data auditing (name field contains all numbers let's fix that). Who knows what that pays or benefits?
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Dads everywhere are cringing.
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Thanks, Russ. For explaining what words mean.
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Under certain circumstances you can call partners a lot of things, like calling them dirty sluts (in bed) is one of them, AFTER you have established a relationship.
But a strange greasy goblin on instagram calling black girls chocolate and Dominican girls enchiladas is just creepy.
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Like a lot of things Pipsqueak heard the term used before when talking about a black woman but has never actually used it in real life. If for no other reason than he can't speak properly.
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Planet Fitness's business model is based off of people like Russ: you go there once a week, you use one bit of equipment, and leave, all while paying in full for your membership.
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"Clarifying Ninja" is going to be the name of my band if I ever start one. I should probably learn how to sing/play an instrument first though.
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Why make an effort? Just hire someone on fiverr - that's how real musicians do it.
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First I have to find the only guy in my state who can read sheet music. I should probably consult lyrical maestro Russell Greer for help writing a song.
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