Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[REGENDarySumanai]

I would say any lolcows from Beauty Parlour board and Deathfats board like ForeverKailyin, Luna Ramirez, Amy Ramadam, Kelly Lenza, etc.

Sammy Bushart has two children and is basically a female Gunt.

 

[Fougaro]

Now that I think about it, how many other lolcows have had children?

Kurt Eichenwald has children too and he's an even bigger lolcow than Ralph.

 

[iloveisrael123]

Why would they name him Xander? This nigga be the rightful heir to the bitwave throne maybe Ralph isnt even the father and this is the ultimate trol of Xander 1.0.

 

[High Tea]

Why would they name him Xander? This nigga be the rightful heir to the bitwave throne maybe Ralph isnt even the father and this is the ultimate trol of Xander 1.0.

Faith is obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He is named after Xander on the show.

 

[sibling issues]

Faith is obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He is named after Xander on the show.

so the character that joss originally wanted to be gay.....

oh please let the irony happen

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

Congratulations on (soon) becoming a father figure! Here is a lullaby to sing to your child.

 

[L. Duse]

Faith is obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He is named after Xander on the show.

I thought she'd name him after a Kingdom Hearts character to be honest.

He will always be Ralph "Joshua Moon" Ralph to me though.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Where’s the baby already? I know first time mothers are late but this really is taking the biscuit.

 

[NynchLiggers]

The possibility of the creature not being a guntling is real, considering that all the shitty food, pills and alcoholism definitively fucked Ralph's sperm production.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Where’s the baby already? I know first time mothers are late but this really is taking the biscuit.

Like father like son.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Where’s the baby already? I know first time mothers are late but this really is taking the biscuit.

She's the mother of her little "brother" so there's no excuse.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Where’s the baby already? I know first time mothers are late but this really is taking the biscuit.

They're trying to hide that the baby has 12 fingers, 12 toes, a third nipple, oh and pupil-less eyes that are as black as pitch

 

[Motherf*cker]

So has gunt jr actually been born or did his due date just pass?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So has gunt jr actually been born or did his due date just pass?

Let's hope the ghost of Georgia tann found him a rich couple to adopt him and he becomes the next Ric Flair.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

So has gunt jr actually been born or did his due date just pass?

Miscarriage since we know Faith got the vaccine???

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Miscarriage since we know Faith got the vaccine???

No, Ralph would be using it to play the victim in front of his audience and get donations.

Unless he is completely cut off and out of the loop, which one would hope was the case after everything that happened, but the Vickers family has done some stupid shit already so who knows.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Now that I think about it, how many other lolcows have had children?
From a purely biological standpoint, Ralph might be one of the more successful cows.

Onision has two children.

His orbiter Jodee a.k.a "Royal Black" had multiple (3 or 4 IDR) that were removed from her custody several years ago as she allowed them to get molested.

And then of course, we have lolcows who achieved that status due to the fact they abuse their children, like Amy Ramadan and Susan Schofield.

 

[Spectre_06]

Now that I think about it, how many other lolcows have had children?
From a purely biological standpoint, Ralph might be one of the more successful cows.

Sure, Ralph might be. But that child sure as shit lost.

 

[Stoneheart]

maybe she changes that stupid name into Josh... maybe we can bribe her into it?

 

[Salubrious]

I wouldn't be upset if Faith, Vickers, and Alexander left the internet completely never to be heard from again. The only way Alex's life even has a chance is to get out of the autism vortex. Sort of like how PandaLee has never once talked about DSP since she left him (although she does have a small instagram following from what I've seen in the thread.)