Happy Pride Month!

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Ana Valens taught me that you can literally say that being a horny coomer over Among Us is important because of the Holocaust and not only keep your job but still be allowed out unsupervised.

And Jim Sterling taught me you can be an absolute fat fuck and become so hateable for being more than pretending to be transgender, and yet can successfully deflect a dying career on a desperate last-second troon out.

They inspire me to me a massive piece of shit and receive no backlash if I just say "nah but you see I'm non-binary, prove I'm not"
 
I can't think of a single gay or bisexual person whom I respect or admire, outside of people I know personally. It makes me think I've fallen for some kind of anti-gay propaganda to make me aware of shitty gay people and forget those who really are admirable.
 
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Jeremy Hambly's two gay black dads who definitely exist and are not just a feeble attempt to deflect criticism.

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A third dad who is gayer and blacker than any dad you have every seen enters the script
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Disclaimer: This is not a bit he swears up and down this is all real. :story:
 
The Kiwi Farms enjoys a vast wealth of diverse persons from all corners of the LGBTQIAP+ spectrum, including the differently abled and autistic. Lets reflect on our favorite people who identify outside of the heteronormative.

I'll start with a retrospective of Chris.

So believe it or not, back in the day the forum (then CWCki Forums) was a lot more left-leaning and progressive

This post contains a statement I think about a lot and wonder how well it holds up in retrospect.


Chris first announced they considered themselves a "Tranny Cross-Dresser" in August 2014.

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By December, Chris wanted to be called Chris or Christine (but not Christian). Here's the thread:

We can see the duality of (wo)man on display:



Over this thread and elsewhere, dozens of pages of discussion were devoted to the pronoun question which resulted in me announcing that you can use whatever pronouns you want, and people should stop correcting others (i.e. >she) because that's also fucking annoying.

And so it was, an innocent forum in an innocent time looked on at a peculiarity and thought it was an isolated case of autism, not something that would dominate the politics of the western world for the next ten years.


Who's YOUR LGBTQIAP+ inspiration?
My inspirations are the brave souls of the Standard Fuck Party.

 
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I gotta go with Sapphixy. It's good to know that if I ever end up in a horrible downward spiral, I can just transition into a obese blob and start using Twitter to creep on women & as I long as I use #transcrowdfund I can get people to send me money for doing absolutely nothing.
 
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My LGBTQ+ inspiration is not a lolcow....
It's the number "0" because as a "aesexual" that's the amount of sex I plan on not having

...okay, actually I'm just a guy who's had a years long dry spell and decided to turn that to my advantage in the current Job market because I can leverage my pathetic lack of sex life to being a possible "diverstiy hire"

The thing is I have to find a way to shoehorn my LGBTQ+ status into one of my job interviews because it's against the law for them to ask that.

I think I'll try this:
INTERVIEWER: "Is there anything interesting about you"
Me: "well I am a part of the LGBTQ+ community..I very active in it actually"

and the interviewer can't ask me which particular part of the homo-rainbow I am...I mean he can't follow up with "interesting- so are you gay? bi?"......he has to just stop right there and be like "diversity hire".......

I wouldn't be lying because:
1) Aesexuals ARE a part of the "+"
2) I am very active in the not getting laid part

and don't none of you say "THAT'S NOT HOW BEING A AESEXUAL WORKS!!!"................

Nobody has the right to tell me what group I can or can't Identify with

omg- I can smell that sweet City job coming


EDIT: btw- I don't think I'm the first person who's thought of this grift
EDIT2: can someone tell me what this grift came from..was it a "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode?
 
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