Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Owlflaps said:
I hope Becky identifies as a troon next. She's one step away from looking like an underdeveloped teenage boy.
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It'd be great watching AL pretend to be a happy, supportive girlfriend if Becky were to transition. We all know how much she hated the idea of dating a tranny back when she was with Casey, only this time it'd be so much better because she doesn't have the option of just leaving.
 
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mysterymoment said:
Not sure where I saw it said that issues like these often lead to a sharp decline in morbidly obese people, but I’d put money on this being the beginning of her bed bound era
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It has been said before, but becoming bedbound is not a quick process, it can take years. The bedbound saga has already begun. It probably really started taking off when she moved to Lexington and stopped walking outside at all.

Also, let us not forget that she sleeps on the couch (unless something has changed) so her spending 90% of her time on the couch IS her being bedbound.
 
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Black-coffee-queen said:
When did we last see big al stand up and move? Was it when she was cleaning her worktops around Christmas? When she wore those burgandy/pinky coloured pants and a dress as a top?
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I think the last time we saw her move was back in March in that slow-mo Tiktok, looking like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in a pleather jacket.
 
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mysterymoment said:
I genuinely wonder when the last time she went outside was
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Well, she obviously had to go outside to go to the ER for her "stones." But if you mean just to take Twinkie for a walk or lumber to the nearest tree for our amusement, I'd say forever ago.

I have to imagine the looks she'd get from the general public. Has to be embarrassing as hell and she has zero control of the narrative once out in public. I could see her at WoMart and some little kid with amazed wide eyes walking up to her and saying "Why are you so fat?" I mean, kids have generally no filters for shit like that and I'm sure it would bruise her fee-fees pretty badly.

Alas, the days of her scootypoofing around WoMart and fingering everything in sight are long gone. She can deny it to hell freezes over, but the camera doesn't lie -- she has gotten truly massive no matter how much she fatphobias us reasonably normal fucktards.
 
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Noom Boom said:
It has been said before, but becoming bedbound is not a quick process, it can take years. The bedbound saga has already begun. It probably really started taking off when she moved to Lexington and stopped walking outside at all.

Also, let us not forget that she sleeps on the couch (unless something has changed) so her spending 90% of her time on the couch IS her being bedbound.
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One way to gauge if people have mobility issues is to compare them to their peers. A normal size 30 year old women is far more active than Amber. Not only Amber does not have the stamina to walk for even a minute or two, she cannot even stand for a few seconds to prepare her meals. The more she sits idle on the couch, especially with her kidneys stones, the less likely she will be physically active in the future.
 
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Noom Boom said:
It has been said before, but becoming bedbound is not a quick process, it can take years. The bedbound saga has already begun. It probably really started taking off when she moved to Lexington and stopped walking outside at all.

Also, let us not forget that she sleeps on the couch (unless something has changed) so her spending 90% of her time on the couch IS her being bedbound.
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What’s more pathetic than being voluntarily bedbound? Couchbound! Our gorl is a revolutionary in laziness.
 
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