Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pixelated Poutine]

She was spotted grocery scooting in the beginning of April. I know it isn't technically "walkeen" but unfurling out of the passenger seat has to count for something

I've always wanted to see her out in the wild without her controlling the narrative. Glad to have even caught a glimpse.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I've always wanted to see her out in the wild without her controlling the narrative. Glad to have even caught a glimpse.

<said in British voice>
Here we are in the wilds just outside Lexington. Today, we're hunting heffalumps, a very dangerous and neurotic species. Our local driver has put us as close as possible to a heffalump gathering spot. The locals call it Cheezkock Funcntry. Apparently, their rare menu items draw in heffalumps from miles around at feeding time.

Okay, quiet! There's a pair of heffalumps coming to feed. Hold the shot, they aren't wall worthy trophies.

WAIT! Oh my gawd, what prime specimens fighting to get out of their clown car and feed!

Boyle, take the shot! These heffalumps are trophy status!

<rifle crack> Heffalump down! Thank you, Boyle! My final trophies to be mounted!

(Slappy been drinking, imagine dat!)

 

[New & Improved Username]

I genuinely wonder when the last time she went outside was

If you don't count to and from the car, it was the Becky family get together at the lake last summer.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I have to imagine the looks she'd get from the general public. Has to be embarrassing as hell and she has zero control of the narrative once out in public.

She admitted a few years ago when she gets really big, she gets a ton of stares from people. She said she doesn't like going out because people gawk at her and make comments and laugh. I can't imagine the look I would have on my face if I ever saw someone that big shopping at Kroger.

 

[mothmans]

She felt boolied into doing that 5 minute livestream, guys. She was in sew much pain!


Also had a meltdown over people asking her about the Thumb's pronouns and her sexuality, would not be surprised if she uses this an excuse to bail on tomorrow's livestream.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

She felt boolied into doing that 5 minute livestream, guys. She was in sew much pain!
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Also had a meltdown over people asking her about the Thumb's pronouns and her sexuality, would not be surprised if she uses this an excuse to bail on tomorrow's livestream.
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Even ALR isn't using Thumb's pronouns right by saying "her gender". Looks like the they/them announcement was just a ploy for attention.

It looks like the troll can't handle being trolled.

 

[FatalTater]

Of all the things Amber should feel bad about, being gay doesn't even make the top 10.

 

[King Fructose]

Even ALR isn't using Thumb's pronouns right by saying "her gender". Looks like the they/them announcement was just a ploy for attention.

It looks like the troll can't handle being trolled.

If she’s gonna squeeze herself onto this train she should at least use the pronouns correctly. They could even be Thumbkin and Pumpkin!

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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That last one is probably from Misty or another one of the Williams Clan.

 

[Pippeyy]

She felt boolied into doing that 5 minute livestream, guys. She was in sew much pain!
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Also had a meltdown over people asking her about the Thumb's pronouns and her sexuality, would not be surprised if she uses this an excuse to bail on tomorrow's livestream.
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She has said so many different stories about her dad and hiding her sexuality from him. She didn't live with him in highschool. He certainly wasn't around caring about his kids. She is always pulling this card when someone calls her out for her bullshit LGBT stupidity.
"You're giving me a PTSD situation type thing by making me think about how I lied to my Dad once!".

 

[StuffedChocolate]

At least she admits this ​

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Vagina, vagina, vagina. She loves vagina so much she lived with a gf for four years and never once had sex with her. Not to mention she has probably never been able to even see her own.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ask fatty mc fat if she would like a neo-vag troon. Lets see what she says then.

 

[Mr. Bubba]

She felt boolied into doing that 5 minute livestream, guys. She was in sew much pain!

Also had a meltdown over people asking her about the Thumb's pronouns and her sexuality, would not be surprised if she uses this an excuse to bail on tomorrow's livestream.
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I think it's safe to say at this point she is looking for any excuse she can find to end the silly livestreams and channel memberships.
Or atleast stop doing the lives and hope that a few brain dead retards just forget about their membership and don't cancel them.


Stick to selling crusty, used earrings and being fat, cunt.

 

[peach tea]

She felt boolied into doing that 5 minute livestream, guys. She was in sew much pain!
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Also had a meltdown over people asking her about the Thumb's pronouns and her sexuality, would not be surprised if she uses this an excuse to bail on tomorrow's livestream.
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“Y’all make me want to disappear for the rest of my life”
“I’m going offline”

Don’t threaten us with a good time, Amber.

 

[Xenomorph]

she just wants to dip out of streaming plus bitch stfu you dont gaf about gay rights and shit lmao this bitch thinks we dont know her

 

[Lucille's Brands]

She was spotted grocery scooting in the beginning of April. I know it isn't technically "walkeen" but unfurling out of the passenger seat has to count for something

Yeah, I reckon this was the 4th or 5th of April. I posted the video on the Exceptional Haydurs, spotted on the old Burn Book group on 6th April.
Long story short, that's the last published sighting of her outside The Henry, just under a month ago.
The upper limit for heavy duty mobility scooters in the USA seems to be around 500lb. Others are 250lb to 300lb.
She keeps gaining like she is, even these outings will be impossible. She'll either get on a scooter, and it won't move, or it'll fail while she's fingering half the store contents. Now that would be a quality Tiktok..

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think it's safe to say at this point she is looking for any excuse she can find to end the silly livestreams and channel memberships.
Or atleast stop doing the lives and hope that a few brain dead retards just forget about their membership and don't cancel them.

I am not sure if she wants to quit right now. If you think about it, with the live streams, there is no editing, posting, have to find a story, etc. She just sit down for an hour or less, tell a stupid story, ignore any questions she does not like, then get paid. It is 2 hours of work a week still doing a few thousand dollars a month. This is the laziest job she can do.

 

[Single_Sock]

Poor Amber is so out of the loop when it comes to woke points.

Juat being a normal leabian isn't enough anymore. She hasn't heard part of being a lesbian is now sucking girldick lest she be a bigot and genital preferences equate to murder.

 

[Flapjack]

Her therapy must be going well if she's starting to bait suicide