IP2 Dylan Seth Volk / Chaggot / DieLawn / RealDylanVolk / RealChaggot / RealDielawn / Chad - Autistic Baked Alaska hanger-on and Jewish white nationalist meth head wigger with a terminal case of jungle fever who wants everyone to know that just because he had sex with a 13 year-old doesn't mean he's a pedophile.

@MoeChotto I dont know when this was but here is @RealChaggot pepper spraying multiple people, probably counts as assault
Remember the part in the PPP debate where he says he's not sure if he would pepper spray a woman for throwing water on him? But if a woman hit him he definitely would and he'd feel "immensely proud". Do you feel immense pride when you watch this Chaggot?
 
To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don’t have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you
Nothing says high powered career woman like a college graduation photo for your LinkedIn pfp. Cutting edge health care industry, eh? Sounds impressive...
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The most recent yelp review:
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Nothing says high powered career woman like a college graduation photo for your LinkedIn pfp. Cutting edge health care industry, eh? Sounds impressive...
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I wouldnt let some bloated pigwhore that looks like the wicked witch of the west lay hands on me. A massage is a nice passtime to relax from your honest month's graft but the chick needs to be hot for it to be enjoyable.
 
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According to what Chaggot said in his and Rachel's daytime TV appearance, it seems like she's currently in real estate or something (one of the reasons Chag is so jealous of her) That linkedin is probably way out of date (it was made while she was 20, probably for her part time college job), but funny nonetheless
 
"I doubt any prosecutor would take it up this far down the line."
For a normal set of circumstances. I think there are two things that could make a prosecutor interested:

This hitting the news cycle. Not outside of possibility, seeing how Baked tends to get covered for a few days on each of his greatest retarded hits

A Democrat affiliated prosecutor realising who Dielawn's mom is, and proximity to a state Senate election and/or political ambitions for said prosecutor. Also within the realm of possibility. With no statute of limitations, a prosecutor can sit on this until it's politically advantageous. I hope Chaggot's mom has thanked him for putting a sword of retardacles over her head, even if it's not necessarily dangling precariously
 
He showed her facebook on stream when they were doing pedophile-on-the-street stuff, but I doubt there are enough pixels to read a name
He said her first name and even showed a picture of her, i dont think its gonna be that hard to locate her if we put our helmets together. The police definitely can for sure, however personally i wouldnt want her to relive that trauma but i still would love to see chaggot back behind bars where he belongs. This unapologetic pedophile is still actively looking for children to molest, he needs a bullet.
 
For a normal set of circumstances. I think there are two things that could make a prosecutor interested:

This hitting the news cycle. Not outside of possibility, seeing how Baked tends to get covered for a few days on each of his greatest retarded hits

A Democrat affiliated prosecutor realising who Dielawn's mom is, and proximity to a state Senate election and/or political ambitions for said prosecutor. Also within the realm of possibility. With no statute of limitations, a prosecutor can sit on this until it's politically advantageous. I hope Chaggot's mom has thanked him for putting a sword of retardacles over her head, even if it's not necessarily dangling precariously
Isnt his mum a former member of congress? I totally get the political angle that can be played, but wouldnt it be a stretch (maybe not for Dems) to link acts and crimes of a former congresswoman's son, a son with a public and long history of mental health issues and a father who published how shit a dad he is and probably why Chaggot is this way today, to the republican party?
 
Isnt his mum a former member of congress?
Former state senator, nothing so grandiose as national Congress

I totally get the political angle that can be played, but wouldnt it be a stretch (maybe not for Dems) to link acts and crimes of a former congresswoman's son, a son with a public and long history of mental health issues and a father who published how shit a dad he is and probably why Chaggot is this way today, to the republican party?
Politics is all about smearing your opponent in the most effective way possible. It's been this way forever. This is exactly what everyone did to the Bidens last year. Party lines don't mean anything when it comes to these things.
 
This thread has got me thinking about a joke that used to be really common in television. You have some scumbag character like Quagmire from family guy being introduced to someone. The introducer will pull the stranger aside and be like, "be careful around him, he's a convicted rapist!" to which the quagmire character will respond with the correction: "Convicted statutory rapist!" The joke being, of course, that Quagmire somehow thinks that makes things better.
I feel like Chaggot wouldn't get this joke.
 
Former state senator, nothing so grandiose as national Congress


Politics is all about smearing your opponent in the most effective way possible. It's been this way forever. This is exactly what everyone did to the Bidens last year. Party lines don't mean anything when it comes to these things.
Now that you mention it, he is completely his mom's little Hunter. Substance abuse, nepotism, retardation and sexual abuse of minors

Let's also not forget that one of the big reasons criminals get caught in cold cases is that they fucking tell people they did it, which is a box that Dylan has checked off in a big way
 
He said her first name and even showed a picture of her, i dont think its gonna be that hard to locate her if we put our helmets together. The police definitely can for sure, however personally i wouldnt want her to relive that trauma but i still would love to see chaggot back behind bars where he belongs. This unapologetic pedophile is still actively looking for children to molest, he needs a bullet.
So you have first name, blurry picture, confirmation she's on facebook, the state she grew up in, most likely the city or at least county, maybe the high school (same "circle of friends", likely same school), also likely friends with or connected to some of Dylan's old friends on social media. Sounds easy, I'm not going to do it though. Even though it would be entertaining to see the sperg out, this is just bad for the victim.

Unless, she doesn't know it happened because he gave her some GHB electric kool-aid first. Maybe he watched Veronica Mars and got some ideas, who knows.
 
Dylan truly is a chad whose only misfortune in life is the vast conspiracy of all womankind to oppress him.

Whether it's that chick who clearly lied to the police about his DUI and meth, that sexy incredibly mature 13 year old who was akshully mentally a 16 year old that took advantage of his 13 year old mind and 18 year old body, his 14 year old sister whose softball pitcher arms would have beaten him to death over the TV being too loud were it not for his courageous use of pepper spray, that other chick that totally lied about him running her over in a hit and run, or that dumb bitch Khet forcing his favorite streamer DSP to have to eat too much potato.

Clearly Chaggot is a hero all MRAs can get behind, and a great example of the oppressive nature of womankind. :(
 
Dylan truly is a chad whose only misfortune in life is the vast conspiracy of all womankind to oppress him.

Whether it's that chick who clearly lied to the police about his DUI and meth, that sexy incredibly mature 13 year old who was akshully mentally a 16 year old that took advantage of his 13 year old mind and 18 year old body, his 14 year old sister whose softball pitcher arms would have beaten him to death over the TV being too loud were it not for his courageous use of pepper spray, that other chick that totally lied about him running her over in a hit and run, or that dumb bitch Khet forcing his favorite streamer DSP to have to eat too much potato.

Clearly Chaggot is a hero all MRAs can get behind, and a great example of the oppressive nature of womankind. :(
Hold up, are you shitposting or is he
actually a DSP regular ? Is this the crossover of the ages ?
 
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