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I thought that Jan Rankowski wasn't actually Jace but was a false alarm ruse cruiseI dunno.
Ever since Jan Rankowski....I've been suspicious of anyone who is too lolcowish to be for reals.
I keep the option open that this guy is a fatter ParkourDude try(hard)ing to pull a ruse cruise.
So, here's my evidence for/against him such a scenario:
Perhaps he is a legitimate lolcow who is retarded ironicallyEvidence that he is a twoll pulling a ruse cruise.
Evidence that he is genuinely a disgraceful fuckup who is this broken in real life.
- His attempts to be the living embodiment of the fedora-wearing neckbeard stereotype rings alarm bells.
- Having "Striker" in his name and having a thing for wolves shows a lack of creativity though; like he knows about Capt Stryker and stole ParkourDude's schtick wholesale.
- His combination of character flaws makes no sense. eg. Racist enough to anger SJWs while simultaneously being a Diaperfur. This combo seems tailored to irritate multiple subcultures.
- He was aware of of the Farms way too soon. Like he kept this up until he was sure the Farms had noticed him. It seems too well choreographed; like he has a schedule already mapped out. 1) Be enough of a lolcow to attract the farms. 2) Declare Jihad. 3) Get an audience to pay attention to his antics?
- He has been at this for awhile. Like he genuinely believes his own nonsense and can't be faking. Unless he is running the long con, of course.
- His obesity and bad OPL-esque hygiene would be hard to fake.
- Sadly, There are people this fucked up in real life. Many of them already documented on this site. I shouldn't be surprised if he really is a frothingly racist diaper-fetishist dope for reals for reals.
I call dibs on a Fedora that doesn't smell like urine due to the scent of showers and neckbeard smoke covering it upIt almost makes me -- who staunchly supports progressive ideals and opposes nazi-ism -- think that, maybe, our culture could do with a culling.
At least for diaper-shitting airheads.
Just a couple small death-camps....keep 'em open for just a couple weeks....to, y'know, scrape the thin layer of scum off the top of the gene pool?
Its not like we'll be robbing the world of Einsteins or Beethovens; or even fry cooks and fratboys.
It'll just be fat, whiny, fedora wearing diaperfurs....
C'mon, who's with me?
We can even get some kickass scary uniforms, all in black with shiny black boots and crimson Sith-lordy bits!
Good thing he doesn't join, otherwise there'll be an endless stream of piss jokes>doesn't want to join the forums
>"fuk u stop talking to me!1"
>willingly send kiwis messages on skype, twitter, and kik
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I asked him if he liked ICP but he said he doesn't like rap. I think hes lieing, most white kids full of edge love ICP.So when will he reveal that he is also a juggalo?