Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
I bet even in the remotest caves of Taliban-conquered Afghanistan, a girl is still allowed to think squirrels are neat. Russ longs for a level of male supremacy that has actually never existed in history.

He's just that remarkable, ladies.
I'm not a religious person by any means, but I can be totally convinced that some higher power worked really hard to keep the number of lives Russell can ruin to the bare minimum.
Sure, the guy's a sex pest and a danger to women all over the world, but imagine how much more dangerous someone as narcissistic and manipulative as Russell could be if he had a face that didn't instantly dry up every pussy in a five mile radius, or if he wasn't a complete black hole of charisma and personality. Imagine if he didn't have these insanely high standards for women, and if instead of wanting an instagram model with no personality other than loving cock he'd settle for any woman dumb, desperate or that pities him enough to go on a date with him.

For fuck's sake, Russell isn't even good at lying or manipulating people, thanks to him having the IQ of the average goldfish he's as transparent as they come. Within the first five minutes of messaging Erika he already made it obvious that he wanted to guilt her into dumping her boyfriend because he felt entitled to the pussy of this woman he'd just met. Greer lacks even an inch of self-awareness, and because of this he literally cannot have a normal conversation with someone without raising all sorts of red flags.
If any of these issues weren't there, Russell would've been at least slightly more competent as a professional asshole, and his list of victims could've been much bigger than it currently is.
 
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Pretty sure he's easy prey for a junkie needing a place to stay and food



This can't be Russ because you spelled Moebious right


What's the over/under of this "Kenneth" trucker taking photos of Russ because Pipsqueak was either doing something creepy, or disobeying a gym rule and Kenneth wanted to have proof? That is, of course, if Kenneth actually exists at all. Russ sure seems to like to use variations on the name "Ken" whenever he's making up stories. Remember his lawyer buddy who saved his life and insisted Shit-lips TOTALLY had an ironclad case against Taylor Swift?
 
What's the over/under of this "Kenneth" trucker taking photos of Russ because Pipsqueak was either doing something creepy, or disobeying a gym rule and Kenneth wanted to have proof? That is, of course, if Kenneth actually exists at all. Russ sure seems to like to use variations on the name "Ken" whenever he's making up stories. Remember his lawyer buddy who saved his life and insisted Shit-lips TOTALLY had an ironclad case against Taylor Swift?
I wonder if Kenneth is the guy Russ was complaining about earlier. Some guy who evidently took pity on the retard trying to use a gym and obviously not knowing how, and decided to try to help him out. To Russ, he's totally a harassing sexual predator who just can't help but make everyone feel unsafe, because people are never nice to the disabled without wanting something in return (like Russ does), right?

I mean, yeah, Kenneth could be randomly trying to pick up ole ratmouth for a dirty session out back, but pigs might fly and Donald Trump might come out as a muslim commie, too. In reality, no-one wants to sexually harass Russ, and I guarantee that if this mysterious Kenneth was taking photos, it was to use as proof that Russ was a creep and a weirdo towards women. Or he could be a Kiwi operative who forgot protocol about not interacting with cows.
 
I wonder if Kenneth is the guy Russ was complaining about earlier. Some guy who evidently took pity on the retard trying to use a gym and obviously not knowing how, and decided to try to help him out. To Russ, he's totally a harassing sexual predator who just can't help but make everyone feel unsafe, because people are never nice to the disabled without wanting something in return (like Russ does), right?

I mean, yeah, Kenneth could be randomly trying to pick up ole ratmouth for a dirty session out back, but pigs might fly and Donald Trump might come out as a muslim commie, too. In reality, no-one wants to sexually harass Russ, and I guarantee that if this mysterious Kenneth was taking photos, it was to use as proof that Russ was a creep and a weirdo towards women. Or he could be a Kiwi operative who forgot protocol about not interacting with cows.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the same 60-year-old who creeped Russ out by offering to buy him a pop at 7/11. What a weirdo, wanting to do something nice. It's interesting that Russ keeps referring to him as a truck driver. Russ no doubt views truck driving as a lowly occupation, unlike his own self-styled status as a young professional. Truck Driver Ken doesn't have any connections in the biz, and he's not a young hot piece of ass, so he's worthless to Russ.
 
I really hope that Russ has gone from tilting at windmills trying to get legalized prostitution in Utah to doing the very same thing in Las Vegas instead of fucking moving to one of the counties where that's already the case

Russ will never do anything the easy way if it can be done not at all (but be fodder for a lot of self-important fb posts).
 
Careful! If you say his true name three times while listening to Taylor Swift, he appears, and once he does, you have to appease him with a 9 or 10 or he'll never leave!
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He was mormon so he'd probably curse people in the name of the Godhead.
Russ has only one God and His name is Russell Greer (PBUH).
 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the same 60-year-old who creeped Russ out by offering to buy him a pop at 7/11. What a weirdo, wanting to do something nice. It's interesting that Russ keeps referring to him as a truck driver. Russ no doubt views truck driving as a lowly occupation, unlike his own self-styled status as a young professional. Truck Driver Ken doesn't have any connections in the biz, and he's not a young hot piece of ass, so he's worthless to Russ.
Yeah, I caught that. It's not the first time he's expected his audience to share whatever his issue with truck drivers is. In the memorable thing he wrote about doing squats or whatever while waiting for his turn on the prostitute, he said it was because he couldn't sit in one of the big stools designed for truck drivers. I think he's got a couple of stereotypes going on there. Obviously besides him, the only men who visit prostitutes are truckers who treat them awfully. Also, truck driver is a body type. He'd probably be mortified to learn that of the long haul drivers that do visit prostitutes, ( by which I mean pros and not lot lizards) many have recurring and long term interactions with each other. Drivers, particularly those without a family at home make very good money, and unlike Russ have an actual reason why conventional dating is very difficult. So when they have an overnight along a usual route and a limited amount of time, a pro with a history with them will make time. The pipsqueak looks down on drivers like being a janitor or data entry clerk is so much higher. If he had any idea what kind of money a driver can pull lol. He hates truck drivers because they can afford to see a professional companion a few times a month, instead of slaving over a toilet to see one every few years.
 
be sure to pass [his] concern along,"
This made me lol and gave me flashbacks at the same time. You deal with some weirdos at the state level but that shit gets kicked up to 1,000 when you get to the federal level.

Honestly, Russ wouldn’t be memorable at all in terms craziness heard by staffers. You’re right that he was probably appeased by the “pass along” type response and whatever form letter he may or may not have gotten. I’m going to press “x” on them even understanding half of what he said.

There is zero doubt in my mind that Russ understand absolutely nothing about getting laws changed— even on the local level. It is always funny to see his unfounded sense self confidence projected out to the world.
 
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This can't be Russ because you spelled Moebious right
Let me guess: Kenneth also drives a black Jetta.
 
What's the over/under of this "Kenneth" trucker taking photos of Russ because Pipsqueak was either doing something creepy, or disobeying a gym rule and Kenneth wanted to have proof? That is, of course, if Kenneth actually exists at all. Russ sure seems to like to use variations on the name "Ken" whenever he's making up stories. Remember his lawyer buddy who saved his life and insisted Shit-lips TOTALLY had an ironclad case against Taylor Swift?
In Russ' book, Walter is the lawyer who stops Russ from committing suicide and recognizes him as the guy who sued Taylor Swift, then asks to represent him. Russ cuts ties with Walter because he's only after the money, whereas Russ wants to bring Taylor Swift to true justice.

Ken is an old lawyer friend from the AG's office who serves as a mentor (specifically telling Russ he has no legal case) and who is later horribly burned by us Kiwis. I don't believe Ken or Walter actually exist, but I think Russ got the name "Ken" from a Facebook friend of his that used to interact with him.
 
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This explains why he made that post last week bragging about the Planet Fitness on the Strip. Didn't someone comment here saying there were closer ones than that to his apartment? Guess he thinks the management at S Decatur will see his post and BEG him to come back to their location. Like they give a shit.
 
This explains why he made that post last week bragging about the Planet Fitness on the Strip. Didn't someone comment here saying there were closer ones than that to his apartment? Guess he thinks the management at S Decatur will see his post and BEG him to come back to their location. Like they give a shit.
He may not expect them to beg him to come back, but he does expect them to feel bad about about disappointing the Great Russell Greer, at least that's the impression I get from him.
 
You just know that Russhole doesn't want to go to those other gyms, even though they are closer to his apartment, because they aren't on "The Strip(tm)". Since Planet Fitness is on the Strip, Russ has built it up in his mind that it's more glamorous and prestigious than other gyms, and being on the Strip means that some celebrity or starlet will come in one day for a workout while Shit-lips is there and he will be able to get on the machine next to them, strike up a conversation, tell them all about his totally awesome plights, and Bob's your uncle they will bend over backwards for him, getting him in touch with all "the right people" to get him on track to fame and fortune. Maybe even take him back to the handicapped/all-sexes bathroom to suck him his penis in a way that helps him with his disability. You just KNOW this has all gone through Russhole's mind.
 
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This explains why he made that post last week bragging about the Planet Fitness on the Strip. Didn't someone comment here saying there were closer ones than that to his apartment? Guess he thinks the management at S Decatur will see his post and BEG him to come back to their location. Like they give a shit.
Said manager is drawing up a new campaign "now withh 100% less Greer and 109% less bodily fluids"
 
Ken probably snapped a pic of him to make fun of him for working out in a suit or some other weird shit he does at the gym.

This ballot question thing is likely one of three things:
1. Something to legalize hookers in his area

2. Something about discrimination that is specific to him and his enjoyment, won't pass

3. Something about cyber bullying that wont even applu to what he wants or of it does, it won't go through because it's stupid.
 
Sorry if I'm late, but what's extra amusing about Russ's brand of misogyny is how extra Russ-focused it is. Like a regular misogynist man looking for a trad wife would have his regular sexist expectations of a woman, but would also probably expect her to like girly things like shopping or embroidering or whatever the fuck. Like even if they think women are domestic drudge they'd still accept that women sometimes do things that aren't focused on the man and that the man doesn't care about.

I bet even in the remotest caves of Taliban-conquered Afghanistan, a girl is still allowed to think squirrels are neat. Russ longs for a level of male supremacy that has actually never existed in history.

He's just that remarkable, ladies.
Misogynists usually think women are inferior people, emphasis on actual people. Thus they can at least understand why the ladies love to shop for clothes or makeup or have their little bake sales or do needlepoint or quilting, or whatever hobbies tradwives have. Misogynists might deem a whole raft of hobbies to be unsuitable for women, like axe-throwing, but they at least acknowledge women HAVE hobbies, because they’re people.

Russ does not view women as people. He views them as appliances that dispense sex. When one gets famous, he assumes it’s solely because the world wants to have sex with them, aka Swift “shaking her ass temptingly” on the stage, to quote him. Women have no actual talents, the way ducks have no math skills. Women exist to be hot and to be used in various hot-girl jobs like Cheerleader, Lingerie Model and Hot Singer.

By that same token, they have no real right to their own property or fame, since they were placed into that life via assorted men. When a pig at the fair wins a blue ribbon, the pig doesn’t get to keep it. The farmer does. When a man marries T Swift, he will inherit her wealth and influence and she will immediately assume a subservient role, as he slides into her former place in the spotlight.

Russ genuinely believes women should not have hobbies “that take away from their hotness,” aka liking squirrels. “Sweetie, that whole squirrel thing is distracting us from your tits,” he patiently explains to the squirrel girl. “Let’s get back on topic about you spreading your legs for the camera, okay?”

Russ’ list of Acceptable Woman Hobbies is basically:

-Having a career (temporary...they don’t need it once they get with Russell Greer, so once they’re done using their influence to get Russ famous, they can retire)

-Wearing revealing clothing for photos on Instagram and Twitter

-Brushing their hair

-Eating ice cream with Russell Greer (not too much, no one likes a Fatty McPatty)

-Blow jobs (for Russell Greer)

Asking Russ what kind of hobbies a woman might have is like asking you what kind of hobbies the cow you will be eating as a steak dinner tonight might enjoy. What does it matter? Do they need any? It has nothing to do with how you will consume them.
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No matter how many “yes we’ll look into that” brush-offs he gets, he always thinks the next one is serious. Incredible.
I dunno, if some e-thot had a low price deal or something, or he otherwise latched on to her like he did with Yovanna, I don't see much of a difference between venmoing a dollar and spending a few bucks a month on OnlyFans.
The difference between venmoing a dollar and spending a few bucks a month is a few bucks. Russ does the minimum because all things are aubject to his tokenism. A ratty outdated ill-fitted stained suit is just as good as a nice tailored Armani suit, because they are both Suits. Weird little balloon weight flower thing is the same as a bouquet of roses because they are both Flowers, of a sort.

One dollar venmoed to a random IG model is the same value as 10 dollars to a woman on OnlyFans, because they are both Gifts of Money. I’m betting Russ has passed up giving five dollars to an e-thot because he considers it a waste. That’s FIVE one-dollar venmos he can send to FIVE women, instead of just one! FIVE more chances to his willy sucked! The math just makes sense!
 
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