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Here's a link to the thread, he sperged a lot so I gave up screenshotting.
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I love this whole exchange.

"Actually, this is what happens in reality."

"Excuse me? Don't you know that knowledge helps TERFS???"

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Trans Activist Logic: You don't need dysphoria to be trans! It's a cisnormative way of looking at it! But I have immense dysphoria from being born in the wrong body and it makes me trans!

Yeah, there are also some things called "Autogynephilia" and "Autoandrophilia".

 

[Trianon]

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Oh, sweet children. Archaeologists and epigraphers - who translate ancient scripts - are often at war. If you watch the Saqqara documentary on Netflix, a big part of it is that the bioarchaeologists who look at the bones KNOW who's buried in the tomb: their age, their sex, their diseases. The hieroglyph experts, though, are seeing something totally different. Both sides think the other experts are completely wrong. Eventually they conclude that the inscriptions are wrong because it was not the original tomb they were supposed to be buried in, so the writing was mostly prepared for a different family. The bones win out.

So cut to an archaeologist finding a man's body in a coffin while someone is reading on the tombstone, "A True and Honest Woman." The translators are going to be stuck explaining how this is ironic somehow, or they were buried this way as a final insult by their enemies. Maybe they will lean in and decide this society let anyone be a woman. It won't change what's in the coffin.

 

[Amphitrite]

Spoiler: The full body orgasm myth theory

This "full body" orgasm myth they all had got me thinking some. Its so strange and they all have it. I don't think its linked to porn really as most women in porn don't do violent crazy shaking. It's typically focused around their face and loud moaning. But I think I figured out what they mean and it's hilarious if I'm right.

I think what they call "full body orgasms" are in fact a natal woman having multiple orgasms. If you've never seen it happen, should she go into a 2nd or 3rd it does kind of look full body thing just because it tends to last for so long. I also recall at one point seeing other women describe the feeling in that way in text. In short, the so called full body orgasms they claim to have might be the retarded idea that estrogen somehow allows for multiple orgasms. They just don't know the actual term because they know jackshit about women.

Nah, it's simpler than that. What most men (and a lot of women too to be fair) don't realise is the structure of the clit.

Everyone knows it's just the tip located in the vulva and the rest is internal, but they think it's like a buried dick. It's not.

It's huge, and a bit like an octopus. It goes up inside the body and kind of has "tentacles" that wrap around the uterus, cervix and other bits inside the pelvis. It's full of nerve endings, and orgasm causes it to kind of twitch, causing loads of fast little pleasure contractions in the whole area. Sometimes this does make the body shake, it can be very intense.

It's not something a man can ever experience, except in his head. They see it described in written soft porn or chick lit, and that is how they describe it every time.

I believe the closest equivalent in men is when the prostate is stimulated but obvs I have no way to compare! Does explain why some sissies use chastity devices and try to use dildos in the ass without getting an erection though, because they think the sensation will be like female orgasm.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Spoiler: The full body orgasm myth theory

This "full body" orgasm myth they all had got me thinking some. Its so strange and they all have it. I don't think its linked to porn really as most women in porn don't do violent crazy shaking. It's typically focused around their face and loud moaning. But I think I figured out what they mean and it's hilarious if I'm right.

I think what they call "full body orgasms" are in fact a natal woman having multiple orgasms. If you've never seen it happen, should she go into a 2nd or 3rd it does kind of look full body thing just because it tends to last for so long. I also recall at one point seeing other women describe the feeling in that way in text. In short, the so called full body orgasms they claim to have might be the retarded idea that estrogen somehow allows for multiple orgasms. They just don't know the actual term because they know jackshit about women.

The male orgasm is localized. You can basically wrap two fingers around the base of your dick like a cockring and that's the entire area you'll feel any pleasure when you nut. Sex/full stimulation; fleshlight, toys etc, does make this more intense to the point it reaches beyond said area, and I assume this is what they mean with "full body".

So when a tranny who spent all their life jerking off finally invest in a sex toy meant for women, of course they're gonna get a bigger, wider orgasm. That's the entire point of toys. But of course, having a sex toy to stick your dick into and fuck isn't exactly a reminder how sugoi feminine you are, so they've likely avoided doing it.

 

[poggers]

So cut to an archaeologist finding a man's body in a coffin while someone is reading on the tombstone, "A True and Honest Woman." The translators are going to be stuck explaining how this is ironic somehow, or they were buried this way as a final insult by their enemies. Maybe they will lean in and decide this society let anyone be a woman. It won't change what's in the coffin.

Imagine being so triggered about being misgendered after death. I'd like to imagine anyone walking past the grave at night will be haunted by a deep ghostly voice, whispering in a faint but distinctly seething tone: "It's Ma'am! It's Ma'aaaaam!"

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Oh, sweet children. Archaeologists and epigraphers - who translate ancient scripts - are often at war. If you watch the Saqqara documentary on Netflix, a big part of it is that the bioarchaeologists who look at the bones KNOW who's buried in the tomb: their age, their sex, their diseases. The hieroglyph experts, though, are seeing something totally different. Both sides think the other experts are completely wrong. Eventually they conclude that the inscriptions are wrong because it was not the original tomb they were supposed to be buried in, so the writing was mostly prepared for a different family. The bones win out.

So cut to an archaeologist finding a man's body in a coffin while someone is reading on the tombstone, "A True and Honest Woman." The translators are going to be stuck explaining how this is ironic somehow, or they were buried this way as a final insult by their enemies. Maybe they will lean in and decide this society let anyone be a woman. It won't change what's in the coffin.

I have to avoid PL here but those tweets made me laugh out loud and you're absolutely correct. Archaeologists are special people. They are not usually blessed with the greatest social graces and will call it like they see it. But epigraphers too are very aware that written sources are always biased, and people in the past regularly lied or made themselves look better.

So in the most likely scenario, when troony is buried an archaeologist of the future will say 'this was a man' while the epigrapher-historian will know that this society was going through a period of unparalleled delusion and chaos, and will use the inscription identifying troony as a true woman and its grave-goods (vidya memorabilia and sissy hypno recordings) as a poignant illustration in their book about the end of the American Empire.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Imagine being so triggered about being misgendered after death. I'd like to imagine anyone walking past the grave at night will be haunted by a deep ghostly voice, whispering in a faint but distinctly seething tone: "It's Ma'am! It's Ma'aaaaam!"

It’s weird to me how they have kind of the opposite of curiosity about their bodies. I’m stoked to live in a time where we can do 23andme style testing for stuff like potential cancerous genes. My mother was secretly adopted as a kid, we’re very eager to satisfy the curiosity of where we come from and the truth in our genes. It seems weird that anyone would 1) not feel that way about themselves to the point of 2) wanting to erase that truth permanently

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Trans Activist Logic: You don't need dysphoria to be trans! It's a cisnormative way of looking at it! But I have immense dysphoria from being born in the wrong body and it makes me trans!

Yeah, there are also some things "Autogynephilia" and "Androphilia".

So basically there are absolutely zero barriers to being trans in Current Year, how convenient for anyone who may just wanna do it for a few years to get attention/asspats, then grow up and get on with their life.

Also, please pour one out for 'valid'; another casualty in the on-going war to dilute the meaning of all words until we communicate in a series of clicks and grunts.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

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Trans Activist Logic: You don't need dysphoria to be trans! It's a cisnormative way of looking at it! But I have immense dysphoria from being born in the wrong body and it makes me trans!

Yeah, there are also some things "Autogynephilia" and "Androphilia".

I find the ‘you don’t need dysphoria to be trans’ thing hilarious. Basically if there’s no reason for your troonery than you like a spinny dress then it’s just a subculture that’s into body modding and playing dress up, no more deserving of any special new rights or considerations than being a goth. Not that I expect troons to spend more than five minutes thinking about the logic of their arguments, extreme shallowness seems to be part and parcel.

 

[Positron]

So in the most likely scenario, when troony is buried an archaeologist of the future will say 'this was a man' while the epigrapher-historian will know that this society was going through a period of unparalleled delusion and chaos, and will use the inscription identifying troony as a true woman and its grave-goods (vidya memorabilia and sissy hypno recordings) as a poignant illustration in their book about the end of the American Empire.

The future epigraphers will identify a troon by the ridiculous name he chose.

 

[Shovel Mick]

Here's a link to the thread, he sperged a lot so I gave up screenshotting.


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Use a chain when you hang yourself so it won’t decay like a rope would.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Another fake gun troon making threats.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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[citation needed]

 

[Wuornos]

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Based ICE?

If only this was actually true..

 

[Retrograde Mercury]

Trannies declared war on language. Definitions are now oppression.

 

[Shado za Hejjihoggu]

edit: ok I'm stupid and missed something please delete

 

[lecher]

Transitioning must be good because it stops self harm, by which logic lobotomies must be good because they cure brain damage (hint: they're the same)


The point is of course that transitioning submits people to years of therapy, medication and surgery, including the amputation of healthy body parts, all in pursuit of the social affirmation of idealized stereotypes. To an outside observer that looks a lot like self-harm.

Granted, one shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but then if you open the book, if you look inside the troon mind so to speak, then a lot of what goes on in there also resembles the sort of thing that fuels self-harm.

For example, it's a real thing in troon circles to glorify harm:


Or to rhapsodize about dehumanization:


Or to conceptualize trans healthcare as a process that renders one impotent and dependent:


Or to consider the body as a kind of "meat gundam":


In conclusion I find the church of troon has metastized to the point where it now harbors an extremist wing of fundamentalist monks, who serve their idol through rituals of submission, mortifications of the flesh, and the ruthless persecution of unbelievers and doubt. It would almost be not funny, except for their selfies, the best proof yet that God has a sublime sense of humor.

"every bit of pain and doubt and absolute hell was worth it"

 

[Lawrence of Algeria]

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Trans Activist Logic: You don't need dysphoria to be trans! It's a cisnormative way of looking at it! But I have immense dysphoria from being born in the wrong body and it makes me trans!

Yeah, there are also some things "Autogynephilia" and "Androphilia".

Tranny infighting, I love it.

Another fake gun troon making threats.
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Every fucking time, lmao.

 

[GenderCop]

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Do the farms know about this thing?

Spoiler: Mixed race, queer, transfeminine, fat fangirl, huh?

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You could have bought teeth with the pussy money, bro.

ETA : Oh and some "I hate women/trans men" spergergy : https://bridgetliang.wordpress.com/2017/10/06/dear-trans-men/#more-2695

this one's self pity and narcissism is off the charts, sounds like good lolcow material.
here is some of his "emotional address" to trans men:

Why does it feel like my hope is sputtering where your star shines all the brighter? Why does it feel like the circle is closing with me left outside of it? Why is it that when I see that you’re in a long term relationship with a cis woman that I see red and want to incinerate the world and cry and scream heart broken and so green with envy that it matches my wardrobe? Why is it that I am 28 and feel old and obsolete?

I’m so tired. I’m tired of playing second to your first. I’m tired of tasting grit and soot in my mouth. I want nice things. I want adoration and attention. I want to be the center of attention. I want to have people lining up to talk to me after I speak engaging with my thoughts in interesting ways. I want be flirted with by humans who are queer and genuinely interested in who I am. I want to be treasured, precious. I want to shine so bright that I rival the sun. I want to be a star in my own right.

But life hasn’t turned out that way. I watch you do the things I want to do. And I envy you. I envy how you’re often younger than me and moving up in life astronomically fast. I envy how you are the researchers, organizers, social workers, leaders, and artists and younger than me. I envy how people fawn over you and want to date you. I envy how you’re poly and date a bunch of people. I envy that so many in the queer community can be into you. If you choose to, you could enter a relationship or multiple relationships with amazing, talented, wonderful people. I envy that you can date other queers and don’t have to resort to sleazy cishet dudes who have no background in anti-oppression. I envy how you own a house with your spouse. I envy that you can write love songs and breakup songs because you have the privilege to experience such things. I envy that you are the advocate, lawyer, or social worker, and I’m the one who needs the service or the $50 honorarium because I can’t break the titanium enforced glass ceiling. I envy that you’re likely white and able bodied, thin, and conventionally attractive. I envy that you don’t need a word to describe the specific intersecting oppressions you face.
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what is "titanium enforced glass ceiling?" afraid to ask.

what exactly is stopping this lazy fat slug from doing research, writing love songs or whatever it is? how is his "circle closing" when trannies is ALL we hear about 24/7? what the hell is he talking about???

just basic jealousy of women. btw, why is he jealous of someone in relationship with a cis woman? isn't that implying a cis woman is a better prize than another tranny?

terfs been run out of twitter for even implying that, but this guy allowed to be a crybaby claiming the same thing.