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I hate to be that guy, but can those of you who are posting content from Kevin and his orbiters' Twitter please remember to include archive links? It may seem unnecessary, and in all honesty it probably is, but it only takes a few seconds to feed a URL to archive.md. I've gone ahead and archived most of the unarchived tweets from the last several pages, which you can find in the spoiler below.

New selfie!
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Musing about how he wants to pirate the terrible super Mario movie
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I think I got it all, but I may have missed something, or possibly included some redundant links, as I have no idea how to Twitter.

With that out of the way, I find it amusing how utterly assblasted Wedge is in that latest batch of tweets. Not a great start to pride month for our favorite clown prostitute. He should take a cue from Kev-Kev and smoke some pot before he has an aneurysm.

Speaking of marijuana, that picture of Kevvie with a mouthful of joints is a more effective anti-weed PSA than anything the US government could dream up. If that's what pot turns you into, I'll stay sober thank you very much.
 
My personal favorite is this new, ill-advised piercing.
Kevin probably thinks he is closer to a cow with it, but in reality he is an Ox.
Sorry for the Oxens for the comparison, they were and are highly useful animals, their strength used to help society.
> Oxen are commonly castrated adult male cattle; castration makes the animals easier to control.
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Wedge is still seething
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I will say Wedge kind of implied a question that probably sounds deeper than it is: if two bisexual women are together in a relationship, is that a lesbian relationship? Clearly the women themselves are still bisexuals (and not "bisexual lesbians"), but is the relationship bisexual? I dunno, something about "I'm in a bisexual relationship" sounds off. I'd say the appropriate description would be "Im a bisexual in a relationship with another woman," im just wondering what a less wordy description might be.

"I have a girlfriend" covers it. No one actually fucking cares at any deeper level than that. Anyone asking you about your sexual preferences and identity at a deeper level than that can fuck off.

Also, the forehead: again with the 'no idea how women actually behave IRL'. Any natal woman with too much forehead real estate for her comfort gets a fringe or a similar hairstyle to minimise it. Kevin would obviously require a wig, but many women wear wigs due to hair loss: alopecia, chemo, trich, extensions causing tension alopecia or hell, just because they like a fierce look and you can only dye and perm your natural hair so often. Get a good wig. Solve your fivehead issue.

But no, Kevin rolls around with a forehead you could park a Mars lander on, and does nothing to conceal something that any woman or a trans woman with any fucking interest in passing would be doing their best to hide. Mind you, anyone trying to pass would have invested five dollars in a razor and a set of tweezers by now. Fuck, people doing Frank N Furter for Halloween parties make more effort to pass than Kevin does any day of his life.
 
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"I am sexually attracted to men, and women who say they aren't women, or women who say they aren't men, and also men who say they aren't women or men. However, according to paragraph B, subsection A of my sexuality dissertation, there is a clause which allows me to feel romantic attraction to women who say they are women who have a mutual attraction to women who claim to be women, men who claim to be women, or women who claim to be neither, with a loophole allowing my personal interest in men identifying as either who prefer romantic and optionally asexual relations with a man identifying as neither man nor woman with leeway for claiming to be a woman with capability for substitution of men and women who claim to be neither or both simultaneously."

I refuse to read that person stating "no, that makes sense" as speaking in anything other than scathing sarcasm.
 
God, he’s actually snapped. What put him over the edge though?
Probably repeated rejection by whoever he found attractive. He had some tweets before complaining about being rejected on Grindr and I'm sure actual lesbians are even faster about it. Troons might constantly talk about how they're hotter and sexier than non-troons, and pretend to find each other attractive because they know that's how you get validating comments back, but it's all performative. They probably still secretly prefer conventionally attractive qualities, but it's woke to pretend you prefer otherwise. Plus they still strongly crave being validated by fucking 'cisgenders.' Remember the tranchers are failed men, incels that hate both men and women and get a deep thrill about trying to force them into sexual submission.
 
Probably repeated rejection by whoever he found attractive. He had some tweets before complaining about being rejected on Grindr and I'm sure actual lesbians are even faster about it. Troons might constantly talk about how they're hotter and sexier than non-troons, and pretend to find each other attractive because they know that's how you get validating comments back, but it's all performative. They probably still secretly prefer conventionally attractive qualities, but it's woke to pretend you prefer otherwise. Plus they still strongly crave being validated by fucking 'cisgenders.' Remember the tranchers are failed men, incels that hate both men and women and get a deep thrill about trying to force them into sexual submission.
Good.
 
I love that Wedge has gone ALL CAPS LOCO. Is he slipping back into his fundie conditioning throwing out "rapture" and "apocalypse"? I think it is pretty telling that his first ball-less PRIDE is making him so angry.

And I know why that coyote troon likes hanging out with Kev. Kev manages to make him look kind of feminine in comparison. There's always that one ugly friend that makes you feel better about yourself. Kev's found his purpose in life.
 
32% of US women have had anal sex.
75% report it was consensual.
"Does anal" is not the exclusive selling point you think it is.

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Kev is jealous.
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"Post-apocalyptic" is not an excuse for not wearing makeup when your post-apoc setting has a tribe of people working electrodes under their skin to make themselves glow blue. If you don't want the bitch to not wear makeup, just say so. We've been slathering dumb shit on our bodies since time immemorial, makeup is not hard.
 
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32% of US women have had anal sex.
75% report it was consensual.
"Does anal" is not the exclusive selling point you think it is.

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"Post-apocalyptic" is not an excuse for not wearing makeup when your post-apoc setting has a tribe of people working electrodes under their skin to make themselves glow blue. If you don't want the bitch to not wear makeup, just say so. We've been slathering dumb shit on our bodies since time immemorial, makeup is not hard.
Given some of these guys hygiene standards and awful eating habits, men should be fucking terrified about the prospect of anal with these people. I don't trust these people to take a bath regularly, I won't bet on them having clean asses this century.
 
Yeah, but knowing the Tranch, they probably have an unlicensed dealer anyways because "fuck the system".
They hate the system that keeps them alive, and they are forever tethered to it due to their life decisions. It couldn't have happened to a better group of faggots.
 
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