Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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DAMN! Talk about another "moviebob or neo-nazi" entry.

This is when I like to imagine a purge-like situation where someone in a mask has kidnapped Bob, tied him up, and is demanding he explain why he is worth saving as they prepare a chainsaw.

Or his fat, empty head getting the Tony Dogs treatment.

I know it's terrible to imagine things like that, but Bob is such a vile, repulsive individual who would have absolutely no qualms about doing the exact same to other people for even more petty reasons.

He so badly wants to be important. Yet the only robot body his Leftist masters would let him have is a Roomba if he's lucky. Do you think on some deep, subconcious level he realizes this and that drives his never ending seething?


No, because Comic Book Guy could be snarky and didn't fail at sarcasm constantly.

Comic Book Guy actually has some charm, plus he runs his own business centered around a subject which he's passionate about - making him far more of a success than MovieBlob.

 

[Positron]

Glenn Greenwald brings the good news to Bobby, who thinks the obsolete Christofascists are going to be hauled to jail.


Garbage left! You are just as bad as Christofasists!

Michael Flinn's avatar is amazing: it invalidates everything he says.





The filibuster isn't so much a problem anymore when a Democratic woman speaks in favor of it.

If he watched the video he'd have known that Sinema's goal is bipartisanship. Not that it matters to Bobby.

Bobby is still not over Tucker Carlson's segment 2 days ago:


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Urging people to celebrate white history is hate speech, doubly so if advocated by an Uncle Tom:

Now here is something that Bobby's Overladies will never tell him: the average American black person is better disposed to white people than to fags and trannies.


Now the truth -- that niggers really have lower IQ -- has to be buried underground in order that the bar of racial "justice" can raise.

Bobby is not a dimwit; he knows AOC:


Israel:


Kid went berserk; Bobby blame the Church. The story.



Google Image search refused to work for me for weeks (www.google.com didn’t send any data. ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE -- can anyone help?) so I can't find a higher-res version.

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Failed men, drink your soy:


Pointing out children are being groomed by queer TV writers makes you a "white supremacist":


Bobby brought up Jan 06 in something totally unrelated, perhaps to own Peter Coffin. His "humor" not appreciated.

When Bobby sees "working class", he immediately thinks "white nationalists".

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Bobby thinks he can do Fake Tits a favor by helping her hock things, because he thinks tech industry journos follow his account. I doubt even Fake Tits follows him:


Cartoon and McD. Two things that keeps Bobby's brain (barely) functioning:



Will Bobby choose to relive his childhood trauma that was not Catholicism?

Bobby on the producers of Christian-theme movies:



Chink action movies. I agree with Bobby's assessment. I haven't seen the first but Wolf Warrior 2 is testosterone overloaded -- mano-a-mano manly fights between men (not women); think Norris and Stallone. A far cry from what limp-wristed Hollywood has been serving us for the past 20 years.




James Corden:

I think this is the speech about soccer that Bobby refers to.







Consoom:


Tits and asses:


Bobby's Angels. Support the game dev because he wants to cut off his dick:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He can't do math, doesn't understand scientific method, can't write for shit, has atrocious grammar skills despite reference just a search away on any browser, and creates videos with an eleventh-grader's insight. Amazingly, he considers himself a first ballot nominee of digital immortality for contribution to society.

Hell, Bob can't even grasp the basics of philosophy, which I think ties into why he wants immortality. Think about the universe is an estimated 13.8 billion years old and our Earth formed from what is effectively cosmic dust around 4.6 billion years ago. I doubt Bob has an appreciation of short a human life is in the grand scope of the cosmos. Our sun is going to enter its red giant phase in 5 billion years, red dwarves have theoretical lifespan of a trillion years, and according to Hawking, even black holes are going to evaporate and the time scale on that is incomprehensible for our ape brains. Given how fast the universe is expanding, the vast majority of the galaxies we see are inaccessible to us and we will only be able to explore the local group at best.

Anyway, the question Bob really should ask is why he wants immortality and what he hopes to achieve with it. As you said, he is an idiot with very little in the way of intelligence an skill. When you cut to the heart of the matter, Bob wants to live off the fruits of someone else's labor. Given his utter lack of humility I doubt that appreciates how infinitesimally how small he is in the universe and that maybe, just maybe, it is death that makes life meaningful. We have this fleeting existence that is not even an eye blink as far as the universe so it's best that we live a life that is personally fulfilling and meaningful to us before be die and break down into the very elements that make our bodies. Perhaps he should focus on something other that satisfying his base desires.

I honestly think perfect immortality would be the perfect punishment for Bob. We say that being Bob Chipman is his crime and punishment, but imagine Bob having to grapple with fact that everyone he will ever love will die while he lives on. Imagine the mind-numbing boredom he will suffer as he floats around in the void as he watches the stars die and the universe grows cold. Imagine Bob begging for the sweet release of death only for the universe to deny him time and again. It would be a glorious thing to behold and a pity that none of us would be able to witness it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Apologies for the double post, but what the fucking hell? He knows that tax fraud is whole different animal than an anti-trust suit, right? (Rhetorical question.) Bob seriously demonstrates why he knows jack shit about the entertainment industry. ViacomCBS is in incredibly bad shape from a financial standpoint and do not command the amount of market share he believes they do. Hell, if the DOJ was looking to do some trustbusting, they would be far more likely to go after the Walt Disney Company and dismember the Rat's corpse before they even glance at ViacomCBS.

Great Odin. . . the stupidity. That's all can take for one night. I'm tapping out, lads. See you tomorrow morning and I hope Bob's idiocy doesn't give me a brain hemorrhage in the meantime.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't know what trauma he thinks he endured.

Bob enjoys implying that he was nonced by a Catholic priest back when paedophilia was a big problem within the Church.

Of course, he wasn't, because Bob is fat and Fr O'Brien would not have sex with him, but it doesn't stop him from hinting that he was.

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How many right-wingers do you know that talk to Ilhan Omar and defend Tulsi Gabbard?

Once again, Bob, you're trying to start a war against a segment of the population which is better armed than you and which controls the majority of the grain. Ask Chiang Kai-Shek how that went.

I agree. Neoliberal Thinkers™ have been putting those dang, dirty Believers away for the last few years.

Now if you will excuse me I am going to go and watch President Hillary's address to the House of Representatives. I've heard that Congressman Joe Crowley's response to it is very good, and Senator O'Rourke will hopefully make a few funny comments about it when he makes his speech on the new assault weapon ban.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Interesting idea. His relentless seething is almost always followed by some way that somebody else, no matter how abstractly, impacts him personally. Why? I'll address it with the following picture:
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Keep in mind that Bob's the one that posted these photos. Proudly, I'll add. They weren't snapped secretly and uploaded without his permission. Personally, I can't look in a mirror when I've put on ten pounds. Bob, on the other hand, likes this person he sees. He believes a grown ass man at 40 should still be renting a family member's basement, probably with a "family" discount. The composition shows he wants his corny Masters of the Universe figures in frame.

If he's so awesome, why is he screeching? Money and pussy, that's why. Clearly, he holds his "profession" to the highest cultural standards, but uncivilized brutes in red states aren't showing him the respect he deserves. They reinforce superficial, outdated standards that force women into being attracted to toxic, stereotypically masculine men instead of intellectual powerhouse artists as himself. Someone must be blamed. It can't be his own failings - given that he apologizes for nothing and refuses to admit when he's wrong.

Most of us would have had our asses kicked by a good friend and told to snap out of it, but he's surrounded himself with a circle-jerk of raging pity instead. Self-hating liberal white babies? Transgenders and transgender advocates? Minority worshippers and apologists? All groups that hold themselves as models of infallible perfection that blame society for everything ruining their otherwise amazing lives. And boy do they all bitch about how white society is fucking them all day and night.

After taking the circuitous reply to your question, he thinks immortality in a robot body is the reward for the culturally enlightened. If he prays to science hard enough, he'll enter a realm of life everlasting where the great minds don't toil and labor, but share love and harmony. It's a place where this Earthly flesh doesn't matter, but the merit of his digital soul. Philistine farmers in the country don't believe in the thinker's afterlife and have stolen it from him with their superstition.

The only thing more painful are actual leftists that read what this idiot says and say, "Fuck this guy. This man does not represent us." He hates them so much, but wouldn't dare oppose the leftist clergy. He'll have to take the Roomba they give him because he knows he's too stupid to build something better.

TLDR; pictured here is a fat, narcissistic white boy who's going to die soon and unloved.

I'm reminded of C. S. Lewis's classic The Great Divorce. In it, Lewis has a dream where he's in hell, and that sinners in hell can actually take a bus to heaven and stay in heaven if they so choose. He gets on the bus, and one of the people whom he meets on the bus is a poet who thought exactly like Bob: that life wasn't fair, modern standards were outdated, and he should have gotten more recognition for his work.

Hell, Bob can't even grasp the basics of philosophy, which I think ties into why he wants immortality. Think about the universe is an estimated 13.8 billion years old and our Earth formed from what is effectively cosmic dust around 4.6 billion years ago. I doubt Bob has an appreciation of short a human life is in the grand scope of the cosmos. Our sun is going to enter its red giant phase in 5 billion years, red dwarves have theoretical lifespan of a trillion years, and according to Hawking, even black holes are going to evaporate and the time scale on that is incomprehensible for our ape brains. Given how fast the universe is expanding, the vast majority of the galaxies we see are inaccessible to us and we will only be able to explore the local group at best.

Anyway, the question Bob really should ask is why he wants immortality and what he hopes to achieve with it. As you said, he is an idiot with very little in the way of intelligence an skill. When you cut to the heart of the matter, Bob wants to live off the fruits of someone else's labor. Given his utter lack of humility I doubt that appreciates how infinitesimally how small he is in the universe and that maybe, just maybe, it is death that makes life meaningful. We have this fleeting existence that is not even an eye blink as far as the universe so it's best that we live a life that is personally fulfilling and meaningful to us before be die and break down into the very elements that make our bodies. Perhaps he should focus on something other that satisfying his base desires.

I honestly think perfect immortality would be the perfect punishment for Bob. We say that being Bob Chipman is his crime and punishment, but imagine Bob having to grapple with fact that everyone he will ever love will die while he lives on. Imagine the mind-numbing boredom he will suffer as he floats around in the void as he watches the stars die and the universe grows cold. Imagine Bob begging for the sweet release of death only for the universe to deny him time and again. It would be a glorious thing to behold and a pity that none of us would be able to witness it.

I will disagree with you on two points. While Bob being isolated from his capeshit would be amusing, he'd take cold comfort in the fact that he outlived those obsoletes and would cling to that thought forever. He loves no one but himself; I'm certain that if James Gunn came down tomorrow to Bob and told him he wanted Bob to help with a Marvel movie on the condition he never sees his family again, Bob would snap it up in a heartbeat.

The second point is why Bob wants his immortality. Bob is experiencing what Nietzsche experienced long ago: the utter pointlessness of human existence (Disclaimer: I know religious Kiwis peruse this thread; I'm not claiming this is the truth of the world. This is just what I think Bob likely believes.) He came from nothing, and he believes he will return to nothing. There is no afterlife for him. The worms will live long on his putrefying fat, and his only legacy will be a blue check Twitter account, a YouTube account, and this thread: all of which will be buried and forgotten by all except a few internet historians and autists. This thought terrifies him to his core- not that he'll admit any of this, of course. Bob wants to live off the fruits of someone else's labor, but the key word there is "live." He does not want to face the nothingness that he believes awaits him, so he wants to put it off as long as he can (with a robot body that he hopes believes will be made someday soon). This would also explain his attachment to consooming: he has replaced God with corporations. His higher powers consist of the Mouse and Bing-Bing-Wahoo. Muslims say Allah moves in mysterious ways; Bob thinks the Mouse moves in mysterious ways. He has more in common with believers than he dares to admit.

"And Robert bowed and prayed/to the corporate god he made..."

 

[The Valeyard]

Will Bobby choose to relive his childhood trauma that was not Catholicism?

How long until Nintendo hits this with a DMCA?

 

[Halsey117]

I'm reminded of C. S. Lewis's classic The Great Divorce. In it, Lewis has a dream where he's in hell, and that sinners in hell can actually take a bus to heaven and stay in heaven if they so choose. He gets on the bus, and one of the people whom he meets on the bus is a poet who thought exactly like Bob: that life wasn't fair, modern standards were outdated, and he should have gotten more recognition for his work.

I will disagree with you on two points. While Bob being isolated from his capeshit would be amusing, he'd take cold comfort in the fact that he outlived those obsoletes and would cling to that thought forever. He loves no one but himself; I'm certain that if James Gunn came down tomorrow to Bob and told him he wanted Bob to help with a Marvel movie on the condition he never sees his family again, Bob would snap it up in a heartbeat.

The second point is why Bob wants his immortality. Bob is experiencing what Nietzsche experienced long ago: the utter pointlessness of human existence (Disclaimer: I know religious Kiwis peruse this thread; I'm not claiming this is the truth of the world. This is just what I think Bob likely believes.) He came from nothing, and he believes he will return to nothing. There is no afterlife for him. The worms will live long on his putrefying fat, and his only legacy will be a blue check Twitter account, a YouTube account, and this thread: all of which will be buried and forgotten by all except a few internet historians and autists. This thought terrifies him to his core- not that he'll admit any of this, of course. Bob wants to live off the fruits of someone else's labor, but the key word there is "live." He does not want to face the nothingness that he believes awaits him, so he wants to put it off as long as he can (with a robot body that he hopes believes will be made someday soon). This would also explain his attachment to consooming: he has replaced God with corporations. His higher powers consist of the Mouse and Bing-Bing-Wahoo. Muslims say Allah moves in mysterious ways; Bob thinks the Mouse moves in mysterious ways. He has more in common with believers than he dares to admit.

"And Robert bowed and prayed/to the corporate god he made..."

This is an aside, so ignore if you want, but even religious people have a lot to learn from Nietzsche. "God is dead" is a much a challenge as a statement. In fact, many religious people wouldn't disagree (if you put it in nicer terms). When Christians complain about "God being removed from society", they are saying the same thing. "God is dead". The great crisis in religion today, imo, is the (lack of) response to Nietzsche's death of God. They need to find a purpose and place for God in modern society. Which can be done, but most simply ignore it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I haven't listened to the Bechtloff interview in awhile, so I don't know if this was on it, but wasn't there a podcast where someone did an interview with a black guy who was in Bob's online Atheist group? I could have sword I'd heard such a thing years ago, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Anyway, the guy who knew MovieBob claimed that the atheist group he belonged to DID believe in an afterlife -one formed from their personal wishes and desires. No Christian God was involved, it was more of a New Age thing. I can't vouch for the truth of this claim or whether Bob believes in such a thing now, but it certainly does sound like something Bob would believe in -a version of Heaven where he could bing bing wahoo forever with 72 virgin Princess Peaches.

It's possible Bob doesn't believe in it anymore, which would explain his desperation to get an immortal robot body...

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I haven't listened to the Bechtloff interview in awhile, so I don't know if this was on it, but wasn't there a podcast where someone did an interview with a black guy who was in Bob's online Atheist group? I could have sword I'd heard such a thing years ago, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Anyway, the guy who knew MovieBob claimed that the atheist group he belonged to DID believe in an afterlife -one formed from their personal wishes and desires. No Christian God was involved, it was more of a New Age thing. I can't vouch for the truth of this claim or whether Bob believes in such a thing now, but it certainly does sound like something Bob would believe in -a version of Heaven where he could bing bing wahoo forever with 72 virgin Princess Peaches.

It's possible Bob doesn't believe in it anymore, which would explain his desperation to get an immortal robot body...

Yeah that was the Bechtloff episode, which seems to have been nuked because I can't find it either. Damn it, should have archived it. Anyone got a link to a backup?

Anyway, it wasn't really an afterlife, it was more the belief that because they were so smart, they could create a real world version of fictional characters and bend reality due to a misunderstanding of Plato's Cave. And yes, it's absolutely something Bob would believe in.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah that was the Bechtloff episode, which seems to have been nuked because I can't find it either. Damn it, should have archived it. Anyone got a link to a backup?

Anyway, it wasn't really an afterlife, it was more the belief that because they were so smart, they could create a real world version of fictional characters and bend reality due to a misunderstanding of Plato's Cave. And yes, it's absolutely something Bob would believe in.

He just unlisted it.

I'd recommend archiving though if you're really concerned about this. At this point it'd be better to also put it in the OP or something too.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

He just unlisted it.

I'd recommend archiving though if you're really concerned about this. At this point it'd be better to also put it in the OP or something too.

Thanks, I'm downloading it now. I wouldn't say concerned, but I do think it's a great piece of Bob lore to have around because it explains so much about him and, even though Bob is insistent this guy is lying, it sounds so much like something Bob would say and do.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Holy shit, Glenn Greenwald and right-wing are two completely fucking incompatible things. The Intercept is this close to becoming Jacobin, and the man himself tried hard to oust a corruption scandal against fucking Bolsonaro, only to fall on his ass upon not being able to prove shit against him.
Whoever wrote this dredge, and whoever believes in this such as the bovine lump we talk about in this thread, are brain-dead.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Call me a tard but what the fuck is the context to this photo? Is it for halloween or something?

I guess he's supposed to be Sgt. Slaughter, who he would know more from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show than his actual WWF/AWA career around the same time. It's like the old saying goes, "never attribute to logical things that which is adequately explained by Nintendo."

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob enjoys implying that he was nonced by a Catholic priest back when paedophilia was a big problem within the Church.

Of course, he wasn't, because Bob is fat and Fr O'Brien would not have sex with him, but it doesn't stop him from hinting that he was.

Once again, Bob, you're trying to start a war against a segment of the population which is better armed than you and which controls the majority of the grain. Ask Chiang Kai-Shek how that went.

Bob constantly insists on being part of a culture that places a premium on victimhood. He hasn't had any harsh experiences in his life, so he has to imply that he was fondled by Father O'Brien just to gain some kind of cred.

This is something that's been brought up a lot and it is still a correct assertion now as ever. The thing that gets me about him is that he sides with groups that have a hard-on for perpetual revolution and extreme revolutionary justice. They would not win a Red State vs. Blue State civil war outright, but suppose that they did. Bobert would be completely on board with having an America where only those on the Left exist in positions of power and anyone vaguely to the right of Mao's desceased cock gets purged; a very Montagnard kind of world. The problem for him and for those who followed a (wannabe) Robespierre figure like him is that they way the far end of the Left operates is that they cannot cease the purging even after their ideological opponents are gone. They just make new ones. Bob wouldn't be radical enough to save his fat head.

He's mentioned the French Revolution as a bad example before, but the dope doesn't see that his desire to have only people like him seize every powerful position would lead his side trip and fall straight into the same traps that befell the French all those years ago.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob wouldn't be radical enough to save his fat head.

Yeah. There's no way that Bob will get anywhere near power or be treated with anything other than contempt if the DSA types he idolises get anywhere near power.

 

[The Valeyard]

I guess he's supposed to be Sgt. Slaughter, who he would know more from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show than his actual WWF/AWA career around the same time. It's like the old saying goes, "never attribute to logical things that which is adequately explained by Nintendo."

Here’s the clip.

 

[Positron]

The problem for him and for those who followed a (wannabe) Robespierre figure like him is that they way the far end of the Left operates is that they cannot cease the purging even after their ideological opponents are gone. They just make new ones. Bob wouldn't be radical enough to save his fat head.

I see him as a wannabe Trotsky. A change of guard in the Superior Future government he idolizes will immediately earn him a bullet.

Some holdover from the discussion between Bobby, Fox G. Green, and Dr. Wallkick 2 days ago. First, some recap:

You remember the bon mot "Society's version of the water cycle"? But the more important phase is "machinery and systems have no morality".

Now someone joins in the fray; he calls out Bobby for what he really is:

I don't think man-made tools have morality, at least not in most cases, but I'm not going to discuss it further. However, what Bobby said was "machinery and systems have no morality". I don't know how Bobby define "systems", so I cannot evaluate this statement. I have the feeling that "systems" are normatively-loaded, i.e. they have morality.

Capitalism Is Good goes on, and he is getting crazier:

That something, such as IQ, doesn't show parity between races does not mean it is racist. You may as well claim our color vision is racist because not all people look the same color through our eyes.

Now it is personal!


Bobby is so upset that he hounds the twitter of Capitalism Is God for cheap owns:


Unfortunately Kelly Ellis is not an Angel, just a very very dumb woman who thinks siding with trannies will earn her woke cred.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The priest told Bobby he couldn't have a whole bag of communion wafers all for himself.

That's a fairly small amount of Body of Christ for an average-sized person.

He so badly wants to be important. Yet the only robot body his Leftist masters would let him have is a Roomba if he's lucky. Do you think on some deep, subconcious level he realizes this and that drives his never ending seething?

(Imagines brain in jar mounted on a Roomba.)

Damn, it wouldn't be able to get under the couch.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Big ups to the people 1000 pages ago in November who said that he was going to still be miserable and full of rage even after Biden wins.