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Boner tweeting about muh 2nd amendment rights for lunatics

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There has not been a single year that had even 10,000 total hate crime offenses, much less involving a gun, much less in an average year.
Total hate crime offenses per year, according to the FBI:

2004: 9,035
2005: 8,380
2006: 9,080
2007: 9,006
2008: 9,168
2009: 7,789
2010: 7,699
2011: 7,254
2012: 6,718
2013: 6,933
2014: 6,418
2015: 6,885
2016: 7,227
2017: 8,437
2018: 8,496
2019: 8,302

According to their source, only 5% of violent hate crime victimizations involved a firearm. Violent crimes make up the majority of hate crimes according to that report, so that would be roughly 300-400 hate crimes involving a gun each year.

The report offers precisely NO support whatsoever for the numbers given in that tweet. Both that report and the FBI statistics clearly refute those numbers. Twitter users live in a grimdark fantasy world.

 

[break these cuffs]

I still cant get over the double-mag either. Because every millisecond counts when reloading your bolt-action sniper rifle.
This is just funny. Also, the rifle at some point had a bipod, but i guess it wont work as a display-piece when thats attached.
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No the bipod is on it in the picture where it's racked on the wall. It's two separate legs that mount at the 3 and 9 o'clock positions respectively. I thought it was just some weird artifacting from youtube compression or something because I fully expected them to buy a $50 Caldwell from from Bass Pro and not have anything else. That's on me. It does explain the 6 o'clock light placement, but it's still stupid. There are options for mounting that would still let you use the chassis for resting on barricades.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There has not been a single year that had even 10,000 total hate crime offenses, much less involving a gun, much less in an average year.
Total hate crime offenses per year, according to the FBI:


According to their source, only 5% of violent hate crime victimizations involved a firearm. Violent crimes make up the majority of hate crimes according to that report, so that would be roughly 300-400 hate crimes involving a gun each year.

The report offers precisely NO support whatsoever for the numbers given in that tweet. Both that report and the FBI statistics clearly refute those numbers. Twitter users live in a grimdark fantasy world.

They just go to the "unreported crimes" defense AKA they just make up whatever number they want and you can't prove them right or wrong because it's "unreported" and there's no proof it did or didn't happen. I remember feminists doing this with rape stats years ago, they probably still do.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There has not been a single year that had even 10,000 total hate crime offenses, much less involving a gun, much less in an average year.
Total hate crime offenses per year, according to the FBI:


According to their source, only 5% of violent hate crime victimizations involved a firearm. Violent crimes make up the majority of hate crimes according to that report, so that would be roughly 300-400 hate crimes involving a gun each year.

The report offers precisely NO support whatsoever for the numbers given in that tweet. Both that report and the FBI statistics clearly refute those numbers. Twitter users live in a grimdark fantasy world.

If they didn't live in a grimdark fantasy, they'd have no one to fight, and thus no reason to be heroes. Then there would be no point to their lives beyond cat videos and celebrity drama.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

The Tranch went shopping

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[Tom Myers]

Welcome Costco shoppers, ignore the side-show on isle 15.

BTW, that stuff probably didn't even cost 1k.

Just looked at the goods again. No meat in site, stuff like beans and hotsauce, a cheap-ass vacuum cleaner -- I'm revising my estimate down to 600.

Dis bitch got 5 (((gfs))). I'd be jealous if they weren't all 41percenters.

 

[break these cuffs]

Welcome Costco shoppers, ignore the side-show on isle 15.
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BTW, that stuff probably didn't even cost 1k.

Just looked at the goods again. No meat in site, stuff like beans and hotsauce, a cheap-ass vacuum cleaner -- I'm revising my estimate down to 600.

The Costco is much farther than the Sam's Club in Pueblo and it looks like they told the Tranchers they aren't allowed to carry. Way to completely pussy out, guys, They drive an hour for snacks and frozen spring rolls. The environmentalism is off the charts.

 

[Dagobert]

I don't get it, isn't that just a regular shopping trip at Costco?

Jokes aside, there a quality to the shopping here that reminds me of my own shopping when I first moved from home. I had limited cookery so what I could make were only simple things and frozen foods so my shopping kinda looked like a smaller version this. It might just be me trying to rationalize something I can't use logic on, but do the Tranchlings ever cook anything beyond simple dishes like browned ground beef or eggs?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

That shopping pile just feels bizzare for the scenario. They have what looks like *some* fresh ingredients, mainly the couple bags of leafy greens, the onions and the lemons. But no potatoes? No large mounds of meat? (To be honest they'd get a better deal making an agreement with a butcher to just buy a whole pigs worth at once) Its just processed foods, and candy. Look at the very back of the cart at the top, big ass box of fruit by the foot. Eggo waffles, buried under near the back too. The frozen mini-pizzas, spring rolls, jesus.

Last time I ate this bad I was in college and filled a freezer with discounted hungry man meals. Even then, I made the time to make real egg and hashbrown breakfasts every morning. Its not like the tranchers have an excess of real work to do. Hell, they could save a fortune and a lot of driving if they just baked their own bread. What's more homesteady and feminine than that? Aside from the benefits of knowing whats in yer bread, having it fresh when you want it, and the individual ingredients keeping much longer than a finished loaf, bread is super flexible and a fresh loaf is delicious.

Fuck, this just makes me want to start baking bread again.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't get it, isn't that just a regular shopping trip at Costco?

Jokes aside, there a quality to the shopping here that reminds me of my own shopping when I first moved from home. I had limited cookery so what I could make were only simple things and frozen foods so my shopping kinda looked like a smaller version this. It might just be me trying to rationalize something I can't use logic on, but do the Tranchlings ever cook anything beyond simple dishes like browned ground beef or eggs?

Why would they? They're a bunch of mentally arrested men and they get given enough money that their burrito night has 10lbs of beef, 1qt of rice, and 1qt of beans. Anyone worried about money would be using staples like rice, beans, and potatoes to stretch meals. These dudes can just make up a new Earl attack and get a five figures.

 

[Tom Myers]

The Costco is much farther than the Sam's Club in Pueblo and it looks like they told the Tranchers they aren't allowed to carry. Way to completely pussy out, guys, They drive an hour for snacks and frozen spring rolls. The environmentalism is off the charts.

To be fair, Sam's Club is trash compared to Costco.

That shopping pile just feels bizzare for the scenario. They have what looks like *some* fresh ingredients, mainly the couple bags of leafy greens, the onions and the lemons. But no potatoes? No large mounds of meat? (To be honest they'd get a better deal making an agreement with a butcher to just buy a whole pigs worth at once) Its just processed foods, and candy. Look at the very back of the cart at the top, big ass box of fruit by the foot. Eggo waffles, buried under near the back too. The frozen mini-pizzas, spring rolls, jesus.

Last time I ate this bad I was in college and filled a freezer with discounted hungry man meals. Even then, I made the time to make real egg and hashbrown breakfasts every morning. Its not like the tranchers have an excess of real work to do. Hell, they could save a fortune and a lot of driving if they just baked their own bread. What's more homesteady and feminine than that? Aside from the benefits of knowing whats in yer bread, having it fresh when you want it, and the individual ingredients keeping much longer than a finished loaf, bread is super flexible and a fresh loaf is delicious.

Fuck, this just makes me want to start baking bread again.

All of 'em need father Keto, to shed some pounds, but they could just have a giant-ass bag of rice at the tranchson family compound. Plus they did buy tortilla strips.

 

[Gone Ham]

All of 'em need father Keto, to shed some pounds, but they could just have a giant-ass bag of rice at the tranchson family compound. Plus they did buy tortilla strips.

They need to try my patented POW diet. Minimal water and rice rations like American POWs in Vietnam!

 

[Tom Myers]

They need to try my patented POW diet. Minimal water and rice rations like American POWs in Vietnam!

If only weight loss is what you're after, sure, but some protein would be better. People that lose weight without adequate protein intake look like shit.

Edit: too drunk and I'm out

 

[Gone Ham]

If only weight loss is what you're after, sure, but some protein would be better. People that lose weight without adequate protein intake look like shit.

Are you saying they don’t already look like shit and haven’t ruined their bodies?

 

[Dagobert]

They need to try my patented POW diet. Minimal water and rice rations like American POWs in Vietnam!

Even a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice would be better than what they're eating.

 

[Gone Ham]

Even a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice would be better than what they're eating.

Finding the recipe for it would drive them mad though

 

[Dagobert]

Finding the recipe for it would drive them mad though

>Implying these people would care about the spices

Pathetic.

 

[Gone Ham]

>Implying these people would care about the spices

Pathetic.

Touché

 

[Trianon]

The Tranch went shopping
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I'm cracking up at this post.

Penny (I think): buys food, pet supplies, cleaning supplies
Kevin: OH CAN I PLS PLS PLS HAVE THIS HUGE ASS CARTOON PILLOW PLS PLS PLS
Penny: Oh, alright. But only if it fits in the van!

 

[AnOminous]

The Costco is much farther than the Sam's Club in Pueblo and it looks like they told the Tranchers they aren't allowed to carry. Way to completely pussy out, guys, They drive an hour for snacks and frozen spring rolls. The environmentalism is off the charts.

What got me is the frozen refried beans. These "ranchers" can't make refried beans on their own? They're paying for frozen refried beans? Who the fuck does that? Hey they're organic though.

Even a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice would be better than what they're eating.

How would they turn the "earthship" into a chokingly vaporous fartbox doing that? It must stink of bean farts and stink ditch in there.