Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Meowzers]

uh oh, she's posted new videos on her nsfw twitter. i'm gonna do the polite thing and give you hard-of-seeing farmers a video description.

Spoiler

video description: yarrow, a moist loaf of bread dough, is laying back, pocked thighs spread, lush ginger bush on full display, with an intersex pride in xir agenesis vagina/urethra. xe slowly and awkwardly twirls the flag in xyr fingers.

Spoiler

video description: yarrow, an intersex enby hell goddess, is on all fours on a bed. xiir broad and flabby yet weirdly small ass is facing the viewer. xii has a trans pride flag in xer anus and pajama pants around zeir ankles. zey awkwardly shake zire ass at the viewer, thighs a-jiggle, the transgender pride flag nearly slipping from it's home in yarrow's gender-neutral rectum. you, the viewer, can practically smell this video.

 

[unidentified code]

Spoiler: What the hell is that?

 

[Miss Misery]

uh oh, she's posted new videos on her nsfw twitter. i'm gonna do the polite thing and give you hard-of-seeing farmers a video description.

Spoiler

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video description: yarrow, a moist loaf of bread dough, is laying back, pocked thighs spread, lush ginger bush on full display, with an intersex pride in xir agenesis vagina/urethra. xe slowly and awkwardly twirls the flag in xyr fingers.

Spoiler

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video description: yarrow, an intersex enby hell goddess, is on all fours on a bed. xiir broad and flabby yet weirdly small ass is facing the viewer. xii has a trans pride flag in xer anus and pajama pants around zeir ankles. zey awkwardly shake zire ass at the viewer, thighs a-jiggle, the transgender pride flag nearly slipping from it's home in yarrow's gender-neutral rectum. you, the viewer, can practically smell this video.

God fucking bless you for archiving, spoilering, AND describing that horror.

It's a shame that when I quoted you I had to see the screenshots...

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Spoiler: What the hell is that?

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If asked what part of the human body that is without knowing the context I would legitimately not know.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I regret thinking the other day "man, did Gyro give up on those porn vids already?"

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

How does she always know exactly when to drop this shit?

Last time, she posted her weird flag vids the same week Chantal flashed us her deformed tits.

Today, it’s ShannyForChrist.

My eyes can’t take much more of this.

 

[and I must scream]

You know... If you want to be sex worker, you have to actually, you know, work. Appearing sexy and acting sexy require work. You need to work on it.

For example, pubic hair on women is considered almost taboo nowadays, as much as loathe to say it - and yes, if you have some semblance of a vagina you will be viewed as a woman. So you need to get rid of it. Pose in a sexy manner. Here is a tip: get your pants all the way off your body, don't leave them hanging. Wear something sexier. Hide your belly. Use soft lights. Use a better camera.

Seriously, does she think porn actresses don't need to work on thier apperance and manners? That filming it doesn't require any work, knowledge and expertly? If sex work is work, then work. Nobody is turned on by a short thin stick in a hairy vagina. Or almost nobody. I've seen grannies in diapers that I found more appealing. I wish I was joking.

 

[glass_houses]

Spoiler: What the hell is that?

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It looks like a port wine stain. A type of birthmark.

 

[Little Dark Age]

You know... If you want to be sex worker, you have to actually, you know, work. Appearing sexy and acting sexy require work. You need to work on it.

For example, pubic hair on women is considered almost taboo nowadays, as much as loathe to say it - and yes, if you have some semblance of a vagina you will be viewed as a woman. So you need to get rid of it. Pose in a sexy manner. Here is a tip: get your pants all the way off your body, don't leave them hanging. Wear something sexier. Hide your belly. Use soft lights. Use a better camera.

Seriously, does she think porn actresses don't need to work on thier apperance and manners? That filming it doesn't require any work, knowledge and expertly? If sex work is work, then work. Nobody is turned on by a short thin stick in a hairy vagina. Or almost nobody. I've seen grannies in diapers that I found more appealing. I wish I was joking.

This stuff is way beyond the perma-virgin, and beside the point. Because as always, and as exemplified by her Twitter comments, Stephanie only does things for herself. She wants to think of herself as a transgressive, shocking, edgy sex worker, and these videos help her own deluded self-image. Nevermind that there's nothing particularly transgressive, or shocking, or edgy, and certainly nothing sexy about it. Doesn't matter. It isn't actually for any other viewer. The camera is as good as a mirror to her. It's part of her fantasy world, about as real as her ghost boyfriends and retarded spells.

 

[Meowzers]

You know... If you want to be sex worker, you have to actually, you know, work. Appearing sexy and acting sexy require work. You need to work on it.

For example, pubic hair on women is considered almost taboo nowadays, as much as loathe to say it - and yes, if you have some semblance of a vagina you will be viewed as a woman. So you need to get rid of it. Pose in a sexy manner. Here is a tip: get your pants all the way off your body, don't leave them hanging. Wear something sexier. Hide your belly. Use soft lights. Use a better camera.

Seriously, does she think porn actresses don't need to work on thier apperance and manners? That filming it doesn't require any work, knowledge and expertly? If sex work is work, then work. Nobody is turned on by a short thin stick in a hairy vagina. Or almost nobody. I've seen grannies in diapers that I found more appealing. I wish I was joking.

au contraire, my friend! plenty of people are into fat and hairy chicks. there's definitely a market for those, but generally chubby chasers like a cute face. but the rest of what you're saying is true. if she wants to appeal to people, she could try to look sexy, not stare dead-eyed into her shitty webcam camera in her pajamas with a flag in her frankenpussy. even the hottest big tiddy slimthicc 19 year old onlyfans thot would look terrible in frumpy pajamas in what looks like a nursing home bedroom with bad lighting, no makeup, a dead expression and a flag in her pee hole. fat chicks can be cute, but whatever the fuck yarrow's doing is not.
i think she should embrace the fat hairy queer look tbh. become a feedee. jiggle her gut around while eating donuts. there's a market for that and she'd make some hilarious videos.

but now that i think of it, maybe appealing to others isn't the end goal for sapphire crimson cunt. maybe she's taking nudes because it makes her feel cute and sexy. everyone likes to take selfies when they have a good hair day or their workout routine is starting to work or whatever. it's good to be a little vain every once in a while! but for the life of me i just don't see why these would make her feel sexy.

 

[and I must scream]

At this point I am wondering if there is some developmental problem with her. You know about the Theory of Mind in psychology? Seems to me like she doesn't realize entirely that others think differently than her, and when she have to face with it, she is in shock. She probably thinks this is sexy, and if she sees other think differently, she either dismisses it (they are just transphobes, ableist, etc. etc.), or just becomes helpless and depressed, not realizing what she did wrong and how it didn't come out as intended. I don't know. It's quite sad, honestly.

 

[JaneThough]

At this point I am wondering if there is some developmental problem with her. You know about the Theory of Mind in psychology? Seems to me like she doesn't realize entirely that others think differently than her, and when she have to face with it, she is in shock. She probably thinks this is sexy, and if she sees other think differently, she either dismisses it (they are just transphobes, ableist, etc. etc.), or just becomes helpless and depressed, not realizing what she did wrong and how it didn't come out as intended. I don't know. It's quite sad, honestly.

I've said this for a while, 100% Staph is legit a tard.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

For example, pubic hair on women is considered almost taboo nowadays, as much as loathe to say it - and yes, if you have some semblance of a vagina you will be viewed as a woman. So you need to get rid of it. Pose in a sexy manner. Here is a tip: get your pants all the way off your body, don't leave them hanging. Wear something sexier. Hide your belly. Use soft lights. Use a better camera.

Pubic hair is still popular among the boomer crowd who grew up seeing it on the women in their porno mags. The vintage porn subreddits are usually chock full of 'em bemoaning the death of the bush. Even the monstrous 80s beavers get some praise for being "natural" and "womanly". Honestly I think that the pubes are the least of anyone's concerns for that particular clip and i say this as an anti-pube consumer.

Staph needs to learn that sticking a tiny skinny rod into any of her orifices is not sexy. If you're a female sticking an inanimate object into yourself for porn reasons then it should be dick-shaped. The point is to make people fantasize that it's a dick, in particular their dick. Nobody has a dick the size of a $1.00 pride flag. And twirling it around like you're making pube spaghetti is pointless and bizarre.

Does she watch porn at all? Has she ever seen porn? These are so bad that they could be used as an art piece satirizing/commenting on the high percentage of alphabet people who also do sex work. Rubbing a pride flag in your clam and sticking it up your ass and shaking around with all the passion of a tollbooth worker collecting change. Jesus fucking christ.

I hope her parents see this so they put a stop to it. For the sake of the whole Internet.

 

[invictus]

xiir broad and flabby yet weirdly small ass

In the trade, I believe it's called "secretary ass."

I'm serious, though. Since she spends approximately 85% (I'll be generous) of her day sitting on her ass, she's essentially flattened it down. The fat has migrated outward rather than in a normal rounded form. It's why her lower thighs are so fat but then it seems to disappear and become weirdly flabby like a partially deflated balloon once you reach her ass.

The solution would be to do squats to shape the bum, but more importantly, actually getting up and walking several times a day, which we know she wouldn't do. She's gotta stay home in case Satan rings her up!

edit: words

 

[Little Dark Age]

Pubic hair is still popular among the boomer crowd who grew up seeing it on the women in their porno mags. The vintage porn subreddits are usually chock full of 'em bemoaning the death of the bush. Even the monstrous 80s beavers get some praise for being "natural" and "womanly". Honestly I think that the pubes are the least of anyone's concerns for that particular clip and i say this as an anti-pube consumer.

Staph needs to learn that sticking a tiny skinny rod into any of her orifices is not sexy. If you're a female sticking an inanimate object into yourself for porn reasons then it should be dick-shaped. The point is to make people fantasize that it's a dick, in particular their dick. Nobody has a dick the size of a $1.00 pride flag. And twirling it around like you're making pube spaghetti is pointless and bizarre.

Does she watch porn at all? Has she ever seen porn? These are so bad that they could be used as an art piece satirizing/commenting on the high percentage of alphabet people who also do sex work. Rubbing a pride flag in your clam and sticking it up your ass and shaking around with all the passion of a tollbooth worker collecting change. Jesus fucking christ.

I hope her parents see this so they put a stop to it. For the sake of the whole Internet.

Iirc her parents did find out she had an OF account when she needed some info to open it and when they asked why she admitted it. Her dad laughed at her bc he thought she wanted to FIND porn, and she didn't admit that she actually wanted to MAKE porn.
I'd never reach out to any cow or their friends/family for obvious reasons (apart from obvious Nick Bates type shit if I could actually do anything), but if I had one single trashcan cow-tipping pass I might cash it in just to give her parents a clue that their retard daughter is making porn.

 

[Aunt Carol]

uh oh, she's posted new videos on her nsfw twitter. i'm gonna do the polite thing and give you hard-of-seeing farmers a video description.

You're a poet.

For anyone who's spent time in the trade, these videos bring up a powerful sense-memory of concentrated urine, yeast, baby powder and adult peri-wipes.

If she were issuing requests to "wipe it deeper" in between a dead-eyed recitation of exactly what proportions she wants you to mix her Crystal Lite with ice and water, this would be A+ porn for the long-term care facility worker RP fetishist.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Man, I feel like a fool here. I could be shoving sticks in my ass for coins, all in the name of sexual empowerment.
Silly me thinking that a 9-5 was the best option.

-Jokes aside ...Dat doughy, decrepit body and lack of appeal tho.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I watched the first video and thankfully no nightmare. Thankfully my tabby refused to play the second vid.

If she reads the thread, additional tips could be:

1. Moar effort
2. If she hasn't seen porn/hentai, study the female's poses instead of "Astral Projecting for Richard Ramirez and farting on his face uwu"

But, too lazy to do so/or buy/make a sex toy (Tumblr once had a post on making sex toys from dollar store items. Might be purged tho)

 

[marjoram]

Christ Gyro.

That's it. I'm cancelling Potatos forever.

 

[Vandy]

The play button perfectly obscured their nightmare hole and for that I'm thankful.

Has any of these videos even gotten comments or anything on Twitter? Do they even tag them or do they expect viewers to magically appear? (Are people even following them, besides us? Are the videos made....for us? )