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Yes, he pads. His moobs aren't that big.

Also, that muffin top is weird. Like fat only popped out on that one side. I assume it is because he twisted his torso to try to make himself look smaller. That explains why one moob looks bigger than the other. He also did the hand covering the thigh trick that fat girls do. Also his muffin top sticks out further than his moobs, lol. I bet everyone who sees him just assumes he's one of those flaming faggots. Nobody thinks he's a woman.

I can't believe he went to Costco with hair all over his shirt like that. They sell lint rollers at Costco. I didn't see any evidence that they picked a pack up, though. How hard could it be though to put on a clean shirt before you leave. Is he molesting the dogs 24/7 or is there just so much dog hair in the place that it's flying through the air and covering everything?

Also, who was that standing at the register? If that was Penny he has really porked up. And looks like an old dude with moobs.
You can see the tattoos on the arm in the register pic, its Penny.

Penny needs to lay off the massive burritos and stick to a couple of spring rolls.
 
Question: why is 'Kathryn Gibes Is Fully Vaccinated 💉' still wearing a mask (Philip for that matter as well)?

Do they not trust their super, experimental shots?

Are they just virtue-signalling?

Or do they think they help them 'pass' better? If so, got news for you, fellas... those man-foreheads and man-bods DO NOT LIE...
 
You can see the tattoos on the arm in the register pic, its Penny.

Penny needs to lay off the massive burritos and stick to a couple of spring rolls.
Damn! At first glance I thought it was Bro-nnie. Pennywise needs to use some of that sweet slush fund money for a weight watchers membership.
 
You can see the tattoos on the arm in the register pic, its Penny.

Penny needs to lay off the massive burritos and stick to a couple of spring rolls.
It really is a testament to the average tranch diet if the men who actually do the outside work all day, every day, somehow still manage to be chunky.
 
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It really is a testament to the average tranch diet if the men who actually do the outside work all day, every day, someshow still manage to be chunky.
They're eating all the worst things, and taking in more calories than they put out. I think Phil is naturally a pencil neck though. Paul on the other hand, probably has genes going against him as well.
 
It really is a testament to the average tranch diet if the men who actually do the outside work all day, every day, somehow still manage to be chunky.
this is a power level, but when I was growing up, my hockey team had a running joke "don't fuck with farm kids" cause we'd go to tournaments and play teams from small rural farming towns and they'd always kick our ass and the players would be all be huge and jacked from working on their family's farm all day. We all went to the gym all week, and still looked scrawny compared to guys who just worked at a farm.

I can't imagine living on a ranch and working all day, and still being a tubby flabby fuck. Like seriously, how badly do you have to eat for this to make sense. Kevin makes sense, it's clear he ain't doing shit, but penny and Bonnie seem to be hard workers, and still look like human marshmallows
 
I think Kevin either bought that Hello Kitty stuffed bean bag thing because CoNsOoM or he'll do shit with it that we may have the misfortune of finding out. I wouldn't be surprised if that stuffed toy was smelly and full of stains after a week.:c
 
Wedge Is Mad part 3 Troonbians fight edition

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Absolutely glorious. Clown gets on his massive soapbox safe in the knowledge he's preaching his pomo waffle to the fully converted, only to get tomatoes thrown at his face by a bunch of equally-but-differently confused clowns in the front row. And the best part is that every party is completely talking past each other, using their own bespoke definitions for pre-existing words, meaning any sort of resolution is completely impossible. Seethe on, Jimmy, seethe on :story:
 
He needs all of those refried beans to bring on his next period.

Since we've all (unfortunately) seen Kevin's body, I've diagrammed what's under the hood.
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I'm guessing this stuffed cat is some kind of emotional support animal he bought with that money for his medical bills.
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He needs all of those refried beans to bring on his next period.

Since we've all (unfortunately) seen Kevin's body, I've diagrammed what's under the hood.
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I'm guessing this stuffed cat is some kind of emotional support animal he bought with that money for his medical bills.
I'm guessing socks instead of tissues. Mostly because that sounds like something a dude would do.
 
They're eating all the worst things, and taking in more calories than they put out. I think Phil is naturally a pencil neck though. Paul on the other hand, probably has genes going against him as well.

Paul posted a video of himself making a computer desk on his You Tube channel a few years ago (channel is linked somewhere on the Tranch thread) in which his dad made a few appearances. He was short, fat, with moobs (even without the titty skittles that his son is taking) and a three stooges haircut.
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Of all the glorious insanity displayed, this so far is one of my favourites
Wedge getting called out and cancelled by other equally deluded troons

And they played the ultimate power card oooof
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Edit: Can't see Kevryn chirping up anywhere to back up and support his pal...
 
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It really is a testament to the average tranch diet if the men who actually do the outside work all day, every day, somehow still manage to be chunky.

I can't imagine living on a ranch and working all day, and still being a tubby flabby fuck.
Y'all really making leaps here, assuming they actually WORK on that tranch.
 
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