r/polyamory

[BubbleButt]

Is marriage just a checkbox anymore?

Always was.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Good morning.
The risk of Maternal Death is 5x times for women in their 30s compared to women in their 20s, the risk of Stillbirthing is 25 fold.
That's not a 5% and a 25% increase, that's a 500% and a 2500% increase respectively.
Humans have an historical lifespan of 25 years.

You get what you deserve. Get fucked.

Is this in Mauritania or the Congo, or the actual first world?

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Humans have an historical lifespan of 25 years.

Saying this like you think it means a 26-year-old was considered old or middle-aged in the past is a nice way of admitting to both historical and statistical illiteracy at the same time.

 

[DumbDude42]

Humans have an historical lifespan of 25 years.

yeah because the majority perished during infancy or childhood, that brings down average quite a lot
once you made it to adulthood you could reasonably expect to live to age 40 to 50 at least

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Good morning.
The risk of Maternal Death is 5x times for women in their 30s compared to women in their 20s, the risk of Stillbirthing is 25 fold.
That's not a 5% and a 25% increase, that's a 500% and a 2500% increase respectively.
Humans have an historical lifespan of 25 years.

You get what you deserve. Get fucked.

Yes, let us discourage women from having children. That will surely solve the problems with western civilization slouching towards bethlehem.

I'm getting tired of newfags coming to community watch to a-log and politisperg not realizing that this is a place people come to laugh.

 

[Kosher Dill]

once you made it to adulthood you could reasonably expect to live to age 40 to 50 at least

Even people in Biblical times expected you could live to 70, assuming you managed to avoid being smitten by the wrath of YHVH, flogged to death by Egyptian slavedrivers, or overrun by a mob of rampaging Philistines.

 

[Black ContraPoints]

I had a good laugh talking to a friend about this. When I first read the thread I brought the topic up to her, the general insanity and messiness of it. Asked how she would respond if her man came up to her like: 'Honey, I've been thinking about opening our relationship-' and she immediately cuts me off 'So who is the bitch?'

As funny as this thread is, it baffles me how important sex is to these people. It's treated like it is the number one most important thing in a relationship and the moment it becomes a little less exciting it's 100% a priority to introduce crazy shit to it or you'll both die or something. It's such a juvenile mindset.

 

[NoReturn]

Happy pride month!

katietaylor_86
Katie Taylor · 2020-5-28
Poly. #bisexual #polyamorous #polyandproud #gaytiktok #girlswholikegirls #girlswhokissgirls #tiktokwellness #fyp #over30club #gaypride #xyzbca #poly
original sound - Katie Taylor

Way to fight those bisexual stereotypes, Katie.

queerpolyamory
Queer Polyamory · 4-25
#polyamorous #polam #lgbtq #lgbtcouple #queerpolyamoury
original sound - Queer Polyamory

queerpolyamory
Queer Polyamory · 4-30
I get to hang out with Owls girlfriend soon! She’s great I love her #alphabetmafia #polyamory
Steven Universe - L.Dre

Day in the life of DDlb relationship #fyp #queer #polyamorous #ddlg #kinktoksub #daddy #babyboy @queerpolyamory
original sound - TheNightOwl

But wait! All this was in April! It's pride month! Where are they now?

Spoiler: The answer may surprise you

"Owl" 6 days ago

nighowl21
TheNightOwl · 6d ago
Finally out of toxic relationship. #freedom #fypシ #divorced #startagain #moveforward
Galaxy - Benny G Music

"Mouse" 4 days ago

queerpolyamory
Queer Polyamory · 4d ago
My relationships are happy and healthy. Die mad about it. #polyamorous #lgbt #couplegoals #polyamory #lgbtcouple #pride #bi
Cloud 9 (feat. Tegan and Sara) - Beach Bunny

 

[blablabla]

Why did that Katy Taylor broad used so many hashtags. Whore would have been enough.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Why did that Katy Taylor broad used so many hashtags. Whore would have been enough.

Maybe she's hoping people will find her through the tags and then DM her applications to join her harem.

 

[blablabla]

Happy pride month!
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Way to fight those bisexual stereotypes, Katie.
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But wait! All this was in April! It's pride month! Where are they now?

Spoiler: The answer may surprise you

"Owl" 6 days ago
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"Mouse" 4 days ago
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for the life of me i cant figure it out if the last one are 3 gay dudes or one really ugly woman. So good job i guess with their non binary or whatever the fuck they are

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I like how he is already banned.

Saying this like you think it means a 26-year-old was considered old or middle-aged in the past is a nice way of admitting to both historical and statistical illiteracy at the same time.

I think there is even a tumblr post explaining this, meaning whoever this was, had an IQ lesser than average 32 gender fag hag.

Yes, let us discourage women from having children. That will surely solve the problems with western civilization slouching towards bethlehem.

Giving how there are 0 men* who had ever paid attention to me irl, I do not think damage is this high in this case.

*as in, not just reproductively desireable, but in general there had only been like 3

 

[blablabla]

Keep your chin up boobgirl. Dont go trans, poly or lesbo

 

[scathefire]

for the life of me i cant figure it out if the last one are 3 gay dudes or one really ugly woman. So good job i guess with their non binary or whatever the fuck they are

I'm 100% certain that "queerpolyamory" is an FtM, everything about the person just screams it. So yeah, 2 guys and one really ugly woman.

 

[Country Matters]

Maybe she's hoping people will find her through the tags and then DM her applications to join her harem.

she seems like the type of bitch to 'conveniently' forget to mention the fact she has a bf until like, the second date. legit the biggest plague of lesbian dating is running into these girls

they'll scream about how lesbians are sooo biphobic and its like.... nah, i dont care youre bi i just literally dont want anything to do with a girl whos already in a relationship??

poly people are weirdly lesbophobic, and i really dont think its a coincidence we've yet to see an entirely lesbian poly relationship that didnt consist of troons

 

[SpaceMovie1992]

I'm getting tired of newfags coming to community watch to a-log and politisperg not realizing that this is a place people come to laugh.

I can say the nigger word here, that must mean my unironic retvrn to tradition posting is welcome here

 

[DumbDude42]

I can say the nigger word here, that must mean my unironic retvrn to tradition posting is welcome here

dude didnt even make it to regular politicringe levels, just posted generic angry incel ranting and got himself yeeted off the site immediately lol

 

[NoReturn]

I like how he is already banned.


I think there is even a tumblr post explaining this, meaning whoever this was, had an IQ lesser than average 32 gender fag hag.


Giving how there are 0 men* who had ever paid attention to me irl, I do not think damage is this high in this case.

*as in, not just reproductively desireable, but in general there had only been like 3

I look forward to the Boobage single-mom saga after we all help fund a sperm-bank heist.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

single-mom saga

NO. Never.
...Sorry for reacting like that.

Also let's take this away from this thread.

 

[NoReturn]

NO. Never.
...Sorry for reacting like that.

Also let's take this away from this thread.

As penance for my derailment, I bring content: