StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Phil Collins]

Does he actually look at these pictures before posting them?

No one can think that this looks intimidating. No one.

Really? I just shit myself. He's frakkin' horrifying.

 

[SP 199]

Why is it that you seem to know EVERY fucking lolcow personally?

Plot Twist: They are the Autism

 

[Johnny Bravo]

So anyone wanna guess his weight? Gotta be at least 300.

 

[Metal Sink]

So anyone wanna guess his weight? Gotta be at least 300.

300 tonnes.

 

[HypeBeast]

I wonder how much food he eats in a day, it's probably expensive to buy all that food.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

So anyone wanna guess his weight? Gotta be at least 300.

 

[AnOminous]

So anyone wanna guess his weight? Gotta be at least 300.

I'm going with a range of 425-450. No way is he just 300.

ETA: see post above. I guess I was being charitable.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I'm not sure I'm comfortable mocking someone who weighs 1/6 as much as my car. How is he alive?
He's going to threaten to sit on us.

 

[Cosmos]

*reads the posts where he talks about shitting himself/his dog/how cute babies are when they grunt*

My kingdom for a horrifying rating.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

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That's completely horrifying. How tall is he?

Seriously, once you hit 500lbs you belong in the circus.

 

[Skeletor]

Perfectly healthy weight for someone who's 9 feet 11 inches.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I'm not sure I'm comfortable mocking someone who weighs 1/6 as much as my car. How is he alive?
He's going to threaten to sit on us.

He weighs a third the weight of my dads car.

 

[Majora]

quarter of a ton of fun

 

[Johnny Bravo]

In a few years he may become the first lolcow to weigh as much as an actual cow.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Okay, I can see thyroid issues. Medications that fuck with your weight. Genetics dealt you a shitty hand. Not always making the best food choices. These are things I could be sympathetic to if he exercised, tried to take care of himself, & was 200 lbs. lighter.
But there is no excuse, outside of severe drug addiction & multiple pregnancies, to be 504 lbs.
None.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

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I am, like, 99% certain that that cannot be healthy. At all.

When you are about a quarter of the weight of a elevator's weight limit, consider exercising. Please.

 

[TM Ambrose]

When you are about a quarter of the weight of a elevator's weight limit, consider exercising. Please.

He can barely breath on his own, I doubt he can exercise properly.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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Is that sweat? Is the mere effort of standing and posing like that making him winded?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

He can barely breath on his own, I doubt he can exercise properly.

I'm no expert but when you get to this weight I think you have to take things very slowly. The only high impact exercise he could probably do is swimming (lol whale jokes). He'd have to diet before he could even think about something like jogging or he'd break his legs.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm no expert but when you get to this weight I think you have to take things very slowly. The only high impact exercise he could probably do is swimming (lol whale jokes). He'd have to diet before he could even think about something like jogging or he'd break his legs.

I'm rather curious as to how this man can support his own body weight. He doesn't quite seem like the guy to exercise... at all, and it's.... well... 500 fucking lbs.

A part of me believes that he's making that shit up, either out of stupidity or to get a rise out of people. There is no way you could live normally like that. No fucking way.