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Sanae Kochiya said:
I'm rather curious as to how this man can support his own body weight. He doesn't quite seem like the guy to exercise... at all, and it's.... well... 500 fucking lbs.

A part of me believes that he's making that shit up, either out of stupidity or to get a rise out of people. There is no way you could live normally like that. No fucking way.
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I'm trying to grasp his delusions of joining the police. Does he think police don't do anything athletic? Will the cops just say no before he says a word? Does he think Police Academy is a documentary? This particular bit of idiocy from Striker is fascinating to me.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
I'm rather curious as to how this man can support his own body weight. He doesn't quite seem like the guy to exercise... at all, and it's.... well... 500 fucking lbs.

A part of me believes that he's making that shit up, either out of stupidity or to get a rise out of people. There is no way you could live normally like that. No fucking way.
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At this point carrying his own weight around is exercise. Depending on how often he gets around he probably has pretty strong legs.

He's in a dangerous place right now. If his legs are injured - or if they become too weak - he could become trapped in bed.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
I'm trying to grasp his delusions of joining the police. Does he think police don't do anything athletic? Will the cops just say no before he says a word? Does he think Police Academy is a documentary? This particular bit of idiocy from Striker is fascinating to me.
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I'd like to see him try to put a diaper on a fully trained police dog, that could only go well.
 
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Earlier I said he's not gonna make it 30 at this rate, but I think I was being generous. He'll be lucky to hit 25. I'm being serious. He's gotta have heart problems in addition to his breathing issues. As heavy as he is, he probably needs gastric bypass surgery to even get to the point where he can exercise. Seriously, he'd probably have a heart attack if he tried walking any appreciable distance.
 
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I wasn't expecting this discussion to get Slaton-y.

I mean seriously, 500 pounds?

Punching the numbers into a calorie maintenance calculator for someone of average height and a sedentary lifestyle, apparently he's gotta eat 4955 calories a day.

I mean, beyond a certain point eating that much is hard.
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
I'd still like to know how tall he is. I'm having a hard time just finding a BMI chart that goes to 500.

Like, seriously bro. If you're reading this you need to see a doctor yesterday.
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Nah, he's good. At 500 lbs there's very little medical science can do for you. Seriously, you'd have a layer of fat thick enough to make any surgery nearly impossible, and your heart is taxed to the point that any serious medical procedure is too great a risk to perform. His breathing is already compromised, so his heart is likely shot. At that weight at his age, he's got another 15 years or so, optimistically. Above a certain weight, recovery is pretty rare.
This is also assuming that hygiene and lifestyle (no drugs, no alcohol, no smoking) aren't a problem, which they probably are.
Basically, dead man walking.
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
I'm no expert but when you get to this weight I think you have to take things very slowly. The only high impact exercise he could probably do is swimming (lol whale jokes). He'd have to diet before he could even think about something like jogging or he'd break his legs.
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He literally is minutes away from one of the area's best beaches and a beautiful boardwalk. There are tons of fitness things going on there year-round.

However, it's also a tourist town, with lots of restaurants, no less than 3 ice cream/frozen yogurt places, Burger King, McDonald's, Domino's and lots of other food places. If he's got a diet like Chris, that would explain the caloric intake.

He's also well-off, so I'd say he's not eating at home much.

Holy shit, 504 pounds. Just seeing that number makes me want to vomit. How could you do that to yourself?
 
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Sable said:
I wasn't expecting this discussion to get Slaton-y.

I mean seriously, 500 pounds?

Punching the numbers into a calorie maintenance calculator for someone of average height and a sedentary lifestyle, apparently he's gotta eat 4955 calories a day.

I mean, beyond a certain point eating that much is hard.
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I bet he drinks a lot of his calories in the form of Dew/energy drinks.
 
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He literally is minutes away from one of the area's best beaches and a beautiful boardwalk. There are tons of fitness things going on there year-round.

However, it's also a tourist town, with lots of restaurants, no less than 3 ice cream/frozen yogurt places, Burger King, McDonald's, Domino's and lots of other food places. If he's got a diet like Chris, that would explain the caloric intake.

He's also well-off, so I'd say he's not eating at home much.

Holy shit, 504 pounds. Just seeing that number makes me want to vomit. How could you do that to yourself?
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He's probably too scared of niggers and Jews to go outside.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Earlier I said he's not gonna make it 30 at this rate, but I think I was being generous. He'll be lucky to hit 25. I'm being serious. He's gotta have heart problems in addition to his breathing issues. As heavy as he is, he probably needs gastric bypass surgery to even get to the point where he can exercise. Seriously, he'd probably have a heart attack if he tried walking any appreciable distance.
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People used to joke about how Chris would never make it to 35, but this guy could legit keel over in a few years. Guy's 19 and he's stringing to breathe. Parents really ought to be in jail or something.
 
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