StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Randall Fragg]

This is all I can say about this:

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I wonder if his parents are obese too.

Yes, but nowhere near as bad as he is.

 

[lemongrab]

He's probably too scared of niggers and Jews to go outside.

Isn't he a Jew?

He doesn't live near the black area, so I'd not know about that.

 

[DrJonesHat]

People used to joke about how Chris would never make it to 35, but this guy could legit keel over in a few years. Guy's 19 and he's stringing to breathe. Parents really ought to be in jail or something.

Yes. They should have been charged with neglect. He could go at anytime. He'll probably die in his sleep, without warning. His parents may outlive their son, and that's just sad.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Why is it that you seem to know EVERY fucking lolcow personally? Like, Vade, Volts AND this guy? It seems really suspicious to me.

I didn't know Vade personally and I only talked to Volts online. I actually knew this guy in real life.

And don't forget IRL pal Chained Divinity. Dirk really has the worst friends.

Yeah, I probably do have shitty friends. Don't really talk to either of them anymore though.

 

[autism420]

Why is it that you seem to know EVERY fucking lolcow personally? Like, Vade, Volts AND this guy? It seems really suspicious to me.

Let's not forget about @Chained Divinity who was posting from the same IP address as @DirkBloodStormKing

 

[Jaiman]

Nice.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Let's not forget about @Chained Divinity who was posting from the same IP address as @DirkBloodStormKing

Can we go back to the topic of the thread (aka Strikerwolf1)?

 

[ShavedSheep]

I think Chris could beat this guy in a bare knuckle brawl

 

[Quijibo69]

Nice.

Too bad he's face is too fat to get it in frame.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I think Chris could beat this guy in a bare knuckle brawl

He's actually physically strong, so as much as I'd like to say Chris would beat him in a fight, I'm not sure if that would be true. I almost got crushed by him when I was younger.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Nice.

Oh my God.

It's completely egg-shaped.

Like, perfectly oval.

 

[ASoulMan]

If Striker and Tammy Slaton fucked:

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

I honestly feel really bad for the guy. Can you imagine what his daily life is like? Just getting up and going to the fridge is probably an achievement for someone who weighs 500+ lbs.

I still don't understand it. How much do you have to let yourself go to gain that much weight? And what kind of parents would let their child gain that much weight?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Nice.

Dear Striker Wolf,

Please grow a beard.

Sincerely,
The Comedy Gods

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Striker plays a beautiful song on the conch

 

[LiveFromNS]

I made something. I need to install PS me thinks.

 

[Thetan]

Nice.

Those li'l piggy eyes.....

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Something tells me that if Striker sat on a wall and had a great fall, all the kings' horses and men couldn't put him back together again...

Spoiler

Seriously though, like others have said, his parents seem very negligent.

 

[sugoi-chan]

x

= OTP