StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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Wait.... he's a fucking furfag and he works in an animal lab? Just how does he reconcile the two? (If he legitimately works in an animal lab then he's an even bigger piece of useless shit than I originally thought he was.)
For whatever reason I read that as police dog training. His weight starts to make more sense. Dude is just a living training suit.

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Aloha Friends, It is I, Bones, Your fearless delver of twitter who has decided to get off his bony ass and see if he can find any more twitter gems, So stay tuned for laughs, tears and probably never ending nightmares and a lifetime of therapy

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What we have here is the world oppressing our subject by living normal lives and not accommodating to his quite frankly atrocious sleeping pattern

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Ah here is our intrepid hero with a fine display of self hating jew closely followed up by completely missing the joke and racist jew joke?
I'm not too sure on that bit, Jew jokes aren't really a big thing over here so i'm going to assume it's offensive feel free to correct me though

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And what we have here is a fine case for why eugenics is a good thing.


That's it for now i'm going to go do something productive with my life for a bit but I shall return later.
 
THEN USE A BIPAP YOU DUMB CUNT
I like how he thinks his life is over just because he has sleep apnea. Of all the conditions he probably has, it's the most manageable (& probably the least of his worries).

Wait.... he's a fucking furfag and he works in an animal lab? Just how does he reconcile the two? (If he legitimately works in an animal lab then he's an even bigger piece of useless shit than I originally thought he was.)
I doubt he actually does. He isn't that smart.
He works there as the guinea pig.
For whatever reason I read that as police dog training. His weight starts to make more sense. Dude is just a living training suit.

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He did say he wanted to be part of a K9 unit, but his hopes were dashed pretty quickly. Ironically, what turned him off to the idea was "people don't like cops," not that he's too fat to function.
 
He did say he wanted to be part of a K9 unit, but his hopes were dashed pretty quickly. Ironically, what turned him off to the idea was "people don't like cops," not that he's too fat to function.
I thought he said he wanted to be a cop despite not being liked. If being popular is a concern someone should let him know that being a racist guy who wants to fuck baby animals won't make him cool either.

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You know, I have a feeling that smoking weed would actually make him more intelligent. I mean, you can't get much lower than what he already is.
He doesn't need a substance that would make him lazier and hungrier.
 
I thought he said he wanted to be a cop despite not being liked. If being popular is a concern someone should let him know that being a racist guy who wants to fuck baby animals won't make him cool either.
Oh, wait, you're right.
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such an emotional rollercoaster.
He does know there's a physical fitness test for being a cop, right? Not to mention the psych eval.
 
You don't just "become" a K9 handler. You have to pass through basic training (something a 500 pound man in diapers would never be able to do) and than you have to place your name in a pool. There are a LOT of cops that want to be k9 handlers, and the likeliness of a rookie with no background in animal husbandry is going to be low on his list. Just because his mom gave him her permission doesn't really matter for shit.
 
You don't just "become" a K9 handler. You have to pass through basic training (something a 500 pound man in diapers would never be able to do) and than you have to place your name in a pool. There are a LOT of cops that want to be k9 handlers, and the likeliness of a rookie with no background in animal husbandry is going to be low on his list. Just because his mom gave him her permission doesn't really matter for shit.

I hope when they run his background check this thread comes up.
 
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