The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[White Devil]

Your avi is everything.

Oh my god, what the fuck are those draws? I'm so triggered right now.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Oh my god, what the fuck are those draws? I'm so triggered right now.

I know very little about firearms, but I'm thinking that's not the way to do it.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I'd probably show up and look at their property trying to see if I could spy some invasive fucked up species ridding it of any trace of vegetation so I could try and protect my land from it since speaking to these gents probably doesn't work.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

I'd probably show up and look at their property trying to see if I could spy some invasive fucked up species ridding it of any trace of vegetation so I could try and protect my land from it since speaking to these gents probably doesn't work.

Actually, that's not a bad strategy. Aren't they in an HOA?

They have turned their 30 or 40 acres into a giant dust bowl. Wouldn't want to be downwind.

 

[break these cuffs]

Oh my god, what the fuck are those draws? I'm so triggered right now.

I'm pretty sure there was a cap posted where Paul has something resembling a half tea cup grip. The palm is slid down on the grip and you can see his offhand index finger outstretched underneath the frame.

 

[Dagobert]

Her follow-up was even better:
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I assume to be classified as menacing/assault, the victim would have to know they were being aimed at. Given the distance to the road, that would probably be unlikely without binoculars. If the rifle was loaded (and why wouldnt it be), probably still a good case for "reckless endangerment," though. Class 3 misdemeanor.

Oh, I'm retarded and forgot they did this at a far distance, not an in-person action. If they ever do it in person though, that might be the breaking point for the Tranch.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Welcome Costco shoppers, ignore the side-show on isle 15.
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BTW, that stuff probably didn't even cost 1k.

Just looked at the goods again. No meat in site, stuff like beans and hotsauce, a cheap-ass vacuum cleaner -- I'm revising my estimate down to 600.

Dis bitch got 5 (((gfs))). I'd be jealous if they weren't all 41percenters.

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Can't get over that woman whose posture says: "If you come near me or my baby, I'll rip your throat out."

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

It's really lucky for the Tranch that Earl and his violent militia of murders piss their pants and run away when confronted by fat men. They won't ever have to risk any brandishing related charges. It's really unlucky that they didn't get any pictures or videos from that confrontation. Imagine the donations they could have gotten with proof they were under siege by rednecks.

That’s one of my favorite details of the whole siege saga. Their narcissism is so over the top, they couldn’t just say “we scared some trespassers off our land”. They went with: “we terrified those trespassing bigots so much, they left a trail of piss down the road as they ran away, pissing their pants.”
Actually, it sounds like something some fourth grade boys would say.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I mean, if this thread wanted to really do it, we could probably outbid every else. However, any name we would pick would be rejected. Also Am and Hole seems to be better names

And give the tranch however much in griftbux it takes to purchase two names that are going to be thrown out anyway? Hard pass. Also, we all know that they'd keep our money despite shating us out of the obscenely expensive names we've bought, because Nazis and Nazi money or something.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

New baby that if some rich kiwi wants can pick the name
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[A Grey Cat]

The Tranch went shopping
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Jesus Mary and Joseph

Does this dirty troon ever change his fucking clothes, ffs?

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body armor and a med kit.....remember to go for headshots Earl.

 

[White Devil]

body armor and a med kit.....remember to go for headshots Earl.

Anyone want to put money on none of them having even attended a basic Stop the Bleed class and that those IFAKs and med kits are just for show?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Anyone want to put money on none of them having even attended a basic Stop the Bleed class and that those IFAKs and med kits are just for show?

well they are larping and in most fps games unless being a medic is part of the game (kevs precious overwatch or tf2) then wearing a medic uniform or a kit on your armor doesn't do jack shit and is purely for show anyway.

 

[Particle Bored]

Anyone want to put money on none of them having even attended a basic Stop the Bleed class and that those IFAKs and med kits are just for show?

How dare you.

Spoiler: LMAO

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Anyone want to put money on none of them having even attended a basic Stop the Bleed class and that those IFAKs and med kits are just for show?

Even if they had taken a Stop The Bleed course there's a huge difference between the mental stress of a classroom and the mental stress of "Jesus Christ on the cross I'm actually being shot at and my friend (lover?) is now screaming in agony and bleeding all over oh god oh fuck!"

 

[Ghostse]

In the states, if you point a rifle at someone when you're on your own property but can't articulate a threat beyond "they looked at us funny" (You're a bunch of fucking clowns doing weird shit, why pay for the circus when the show is in your back yard?) could it be grounds for a brandishing charge?

EDIT: It might be even worse if they're on the other side of the property line.

Sorry if it's a stupid question I live in Canada which I love but unfortunately only one culture matters here and being a 30 something white guy means everything I do is basically a hate crime.

Depends on state, depends on what you do, when you do it, and who sees it. Also depends on if this the first time or not.

As others said, you need to prove fear of threat or danger. If its the first time you just point a gun at someone on your lawn, at most you'll get a talking to by the officer about "At least warn them off your property before you draw down on them"; if it becomes a habit, they will probably try to get you on something to hopefully make them stop. But more importantly, it establishes a record of you being an unhinged looney so if you do end up injuring or killing someone, you will have one hell of a time proving necessary self defense.

IANAL, but I believe if you are one your property and the person is someone without a legal right to be on your property, you can't get got for brandishing. But you could get got for menacing if that's a thing you can be got for in your jurisdiction.

 

[Blasterisk]

Even if they had taken a Stop The Bleed course there's a huge difference between the mental stress of a classroom and the mental stress of "Jesus Christ on the cross I'm actually being shot at and my friend (lover?) is now screaming in agony and bleeding all over oh god oh fuck!"

Real men can overcome hardship in times of need, and it's obvious that the Tranchers fit the bill.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Obviously, how foolish of me to doubt them.

 

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

>that stove