Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[Illuminati Order Official]

Why?
Because without comprehending complexity of an issue (that comes with limited knowledge about it) it's easy to mistake basic knowledge for actual expertise.

My personal D-K?
I'm more of an impostor syndrome kind of person.

Favorite D-K person of interest?
Mel, in regards to her legal expertise, understanding of human psychology and skills as a teacher \ care provider.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I cop to the cognitive bias of

@Null containment breach

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I cop to the cognitive bias of

@Null containment breach

Apparently, Tom's allowed to shit up all of the Q&A threads he wants. Maybe we should change that before Q&A gets annexed by the Tommy Tooter subforum.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

@ me if Tommy starts a thread outside of this board and I'll move it in. I've removed this board from the content widget btw.

coward. free speech bastion, my ass, you fucking Zionazi tool.

In an attempt to stay away from "trolling websites", Tom has thrown himself back into what he really loves; taking pictures of children in the public despite his predilection for pedo behavior. This is gross.

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You need help Tom.

I know. I need a good lawyer to take your lying ass down, you piece of animated shit. I was at a festival shooting everything. the tied dyed skirt is on an adult man too, you sick fucking fascist fuck stain.

No, he did not.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Tom also got reinstated to Facebook two days ago. Here he is looking as bat shit and as crazy as fucking ever. Tom's also gained another 20 pounds so his tits and fupa are fucking gargantuan now.

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Tom's looking to get a weave put in. Ol' Baldy doesn't know you actually need hair for the stylist to weave something into.

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Proof Tom wants to get fucked by large black men and is a gigantic homo.

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Tom tries to cash in on the #MeToo hashtag despite being a pedophile, a dogfucker, and more importantly, A MAN. Tom tries to say truckers would try to fuck him because "he looked like a girl." He ignores the fact that most truckers are gay, because, well, they fucking are.

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Tom having a bad day about being a pedo and tortured by the voices in his head. LOL

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The author of this thread is insane and a danger to public health and safety.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Well goddamn. That video made me feel good about myself. If life has taught me anything it is that that I'm stupid and can always be corrected. I guess I'm in the top 25%. Now someone will tell me I'm stupid and correct me I'm sure.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Stupid people believe things that aren't true. This crowd is approaching peak stupidity about me. You're all fucking doomed when the real world plugs into your virtual one. Learn about yourselves, dweebs. I'm a brilliant improvisational comic with a teflon hide and you are deluding yourselves about me to protect your own sense of illusory superiority. I'm an autonomous biochemical learning machine. I know a little about a lot of things, a lot about a quite a few things and a A- grade expert in a handful of things. A mutualistic symbiont, I evaluate my own competence against people whose work leads the field. I know exactly where things like my writing, music, photography and stone ware stand in comparison to the best in those arts. The same in most fields of knowledge; I know somebody to cite whose knowledge and skills are clearly superior to mine.

You digitally dumbed down dorks were never taught how to think criticall6. Just memorize data and construct reflex pathways with it so you can keep up with the pack.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The myths are wrong. Baba Yaga doesn't eat children, she merely diddles them and posts pablum to an uncaring audience on the internet.

 

[Marissa Moira]

 

[Dustlord]

What cognitive biases do you cop to?

What cognitive biases do you believe your favorite cows suffer from?

The recency illusion seems to be a trap I fall into a lot.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

The recency illusion seems to be a trap I fall into a lot.

You can beat that easily by getting in the habit of checking the etymology of the term when that argument arises. The flap over using "they/them" a third person singular is a perfect example. It's been in use since Shakespeare's time and we use it regularly unconsciously, but when non-binary people started to want to be referred to that way, uptight cishet people, unsure of their own sexuality freaked out saying they've never been used that way in the past and shouldn't be compelled to learn something new just to satisfy a tiny minority they considered freaks.

The irony of your post is amazing.

It probably wouldn't be so ironic if you realized that I'm real good at playing the fool. I think I know myself pretty well in terms of my strengths and weaknesses and where the deep faults lie. My male aspect is extremely intolerant of bigotry of all kinds and is prone to violence. My female aspect is too trusting and prone to be deceived.

Why?
Because without comprehending complexity of an issue (that comes with limited knowledge about it) it's easy to mistake basic knowledge for actual expertise.

My personal D-K?
I'm more of an impostor syndrome kind of person.

Favorite D-K person of interest?
Mel, in regards to her legal expertise, understanding of human psychology and skills as a teacher \ care provider.

A huge problem for information consumers is the plethora of novices, with barely an associate's level of expertise, presenting themselves as authorities on so many different topics. I'm a schlepper and am honest about that, never claiming the last word on any point of information because points of information don't stay fixed for very long. I don't want to be the last one claiming something that has been found to be untrue.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

coward. free speech bastion, my ass, you fucking Zionazi tool.

I know. I need a good lawyer to take your lying ass down, you piece of animated shit. I was at a festival shooting everything. the tied dyed skirt is on an adult man too, you sick fucking fascist fuck stain.

The author of this thread is insane and a danger to public health and safety.

Tom rage-shat himself twice while typing this. Sorry, old boy, but it turns out that free speech doesn’t mean what you think it means. This is very common and you are by no means the first slacktivist to make this mistake.

I'm a brilliant improvisational comic with a teflon hide and you are deluding yourselves about me to protect your own sense of illusory superiority.

If you’re a brilliant improvisational comic, how come your jokes are so shit?

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

So Tom is it the male half or female half that likes to lust over underage girls?

 

[Gone Ham]

So Tom is it the male half or female half that likes to lust over underage girls?

yes

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So Tom is it the male half or female half that likes to lust over underage girls?

The other half lusts after huge cocks.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So Tom is it the male half or female half that likes to lust over underage girls?

Mostly it’s the lower half.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Y

Mostly it’s the lower half.

yes

So Tom is it the male half or female half that likes to lust over underage girls?

Tom rage-shat himself twice while typing this. Sorry, old boy, but it turns out that free speech doesn’t mean what you think it means. This is very common and you are by no means the first slacktivist to make this mistake.

If you’re a brilliant improvisational comic, how come your jokes are so shit?

d00d, you are incapable of upsetting me. there is nothing but the projections of a pack of self loathing perverts in denial. i lust after nothing, you pathetic schadenfreude addicted, soulless sycophantic sociopaths .

I don't rage shart, because I rarely rage. You're so stupid you think i'm speaking these angry words, which is a very high compliment to my writing, that it can so easily suspend the disbelief of so many people claiming to hold professional degrees, holding positions of high lateral and vertical responsibility. What's always amusing is how you think you have me on a string, when I can get 20 of you to play the fool with every post.

When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing and wiring from two elective infant surgeries that should never have happened. So as long as we're here, my incontinence is something i've never discussed with strangers in public and very few friends. Usually, it's just a little squirt, but on occasion, my bowel will evacuate itself and there's nothing i can do to stop it. Most commonly, it will happen when I'm out busking and can't get to a crapper quickly enough when i get the 2 minute warning. At home, it will be when I don't roll out of bed until the 30 second warning and I lose a little on the floor on the way. I've never dropped a whole load in the house, but some of the first blast misses the toilet, so yes "i shit on the floor" , but not in the way sick scatophiliacs like you and @Daisymae see it. Some hits the floor because I can't keep it all in my ass until my ass is over the toilet. Even though I often don't change my clothes for several days and I almost always look a little grubby, because this is such a dusty ass town and i do dirty work with my hands, I keep myself a lot cleaner than you think. I jump the shower before I leave to go anywhere and when I'm expecting visitors. .

Now that I've answered your question, you are all going to show the world what kind of people you are. What I've just described is not an eccentricity, but a legitimate dysfunction that resulted from medical malpractice. Who still thinks it's funny? Your responses are going under "Ask A Stupid Question" entry #2 "Do you shit on the floor?"

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Sounds like you need diapers

 

[Tragi-Chan]

d00d, you are incapable of upsetting me. there is nothing but the projections of a pack of self loathing perverts in denial. i lust after nothing, you pathetic schadenfreude addicted, soulless sycophantic sociopaths .

I don't rage shart, because I rarely rage. You're so stupid you think i'm speaking these angry words, which is a very high compliment to my writing, that it can so easily suspend the disbelief of so many people claiming to hold professional degrees, holding positions of high lateral and vertical responsibility. What's always amusing is how you think you have me on a string, when I can get 20 of you to play the fool with every post.

When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing and wiring from two elective infant surgeries that should never have happened. So as long as we're here, my incontinence is something i've never discussed with strangers in public and very few friends. Usually, it's just a little squirt, but on occasion, my bowel will evacuate itself and there's nothing i can do to stop it. Most commonly, it will happen when I'm out busking and can't get to a crapper quickly enough when i get the 2 minute warning. At home, it will be when I don't roll out of bed until the 30 second warning and I lose a little on the floor on the way. I've never dropped a whole load in the house, but some of the first blast misses the toilet, so yes "i shit on the floor" , but not in the way sick scatophiliacs like you and @Daisymae see it. Some hits the floor because I can't keep it all in my ass until my ass is over the toilet. Even though I often don't change my clothes for several days and I almost always look a little grubby, because this is such a dusty ass town and i do dirty work with my hands, I keep myself a lot cleaner than you think. I jump the shower before I leave to go anywhere and when I'm expecting visitors. .

Now that I've answered your question, you are all going to show the world what kind of people you are. What I've just described is not an eccentricity, but a legitimate dysfunction that resulted from medical malpractice. Who still thinks it's funny? Your responses are going under "Ask A Stupid Question" entry #2 "Do you shit on the floor?"

That doesn’t explain why your jokes are so bad.

wait

maybe it does.

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[Easy J]

d00d, you are incapable of upsetting me. there is nothing but the projections of a pack of self loathing perverts in denial. i lust after nothing, you pathetic schadenfreude addicted, soulless sycophantic sociopaths .

I don't rage shart, because I rarely rage. You're so stupid you think i'm speaking these angry words, which is a very high compliment to my writing, that it can so easily suspend the disbelief of so many people claiming to hold professional degrees, holding positions of high lateral and vertical responsibility. What's always amusing is how you think you have me on a string, when I can get 20 of you to play the fool with every post.

When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing and wiring from two elective infant surgeries that should never have happened. So as long as we're here, my incontinence is something i've never discussed with strangers in public and very few friends. Usually, it's just a little squirt, but on occasion, my bowel will evacuate itself and there's nothing i can do to stop it. Most commonly, it will happen when I'm out busking and can't get to a crapper quickly enough when i get the 2 minute warning. At home, it will be when I don't roll out of bed until the 30 second warning and I lose a little on the floor on the way. I've never dropped a whole load in the house, but some of the first blast misses the toilet, so yes "i shit on the floor" , but not in the way sick scatophiliacs like you and @Daisymae see it. Some hits the floor because I can't keep it all in my ass until my ass is over the toilet. Even though I often don't change my clothes for several days and I almost always look a little grubby, because this is such a dusty ass town and i do dirty work with my hands, I keep myself a lot cleaner than you think. I jump the shower before I leave to go anywhere and when I'm expecting visitors. .

Now that I've answered your question, you are all going to show the world what kind of people you are. What I've just described is not an eccentricity, but a legitimate dysfunction that resulted from medical malpractice. Who still thinks it's funny? Your responses are going under "Ask A Stupid Question" entry #2 "Do you shit on the floor?"

I still think its funny. I read it all the way through three times completely sober and I'm still laughing. Solid fucking gold. You're an absolute treasure to this forum, Tom. Your one-man guerilla war against human dignity continues to inspire.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When i cough, I have to clench hard to keep from losing a squirt because of the damage to my plumbing and wiring from two elective infant surgeries that should never have happened. So as long as we're here, my incontinence is something i've never discussed with strangers in public and very few friends.

You're nasty, Tom. You're lying about being Intersex, Tom. It doesn't leave you with a weak bladder. You shit and piss yourself because you're an old homo and titty Skittles have weakened your pelvic floor. Tons of old people have accidents but most of them don't delight in recounting the places they spray their fecal matter, child molester.

Even though I often don't change my clothes for several days and I almost always look a little grubby, because this is such a dusty ass town and i do dirty work with my hands, I keep myself a lot cleaner than you think. I jump the shower before I leave to go anywhere and when I'm expecting visitors.

You don't change your clothes for several days because you're old, but it's mainly due to the negative symptoms of your schizoaffective disorder like apathy and anhedonia. The tale tell sign of this is that you think nothing is wrong. Tell us, Tom. Is sucking cocks no longer a pleasurable experience?!

You're also lying about showering period. You have 2 to 3 outfits and even when photographed in public your hands are filthy.