Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter / Let's Play / Funhaus / Inside Gaming - The company was resurrected.

[Pizdec]

-Alfredo mentions "opening some AHWU packages." I guess RT fans are still sending them shit even though AHWU is no more

I mean they might as well open shit during Off-Topic, it would make it more interesting then watching Michael right a wronged shitberg.

-Ky says that she was an AH fan since high school, which Michael points out only amounts to a single year

burned!

-Ky says that she does not like the UK version of Love Island and Michael acts like it is a big deal

Holy fuck, I didn't care when Geoff brought this shit up on the main podcast, why are these faggots still trying to bring it up, is it supposed to be a plug?

They interviewed some people about some movies and Alfredo implies that he was surprised by their professionalism

It's like the idea of not being a shit person is still foreign, I blame Barbara.

-Larry says that he is getting married soon, I shudder to think of the sort of creature that would agree to marry such a man

Lindsey married Michael, don't forget that.

-As they play the end credits they cut to a zoomed in shot of Alfredo's torso, he turns his back to display his backside and shakes his ass around for ~20 seconds and the podcast comes to an end

I think this speaks alone for the state of that podcast, Jesus Christ.

 

[Faggotty Rabbitty]

-They talk about an argument they had on stream about whether or not Han Solo is an antihero (apparently Lindsay insists that he is?)

How in all the hells of Star Wars could Han Solo possibly be misconstrued an anti-hero? It may be off topic but this is stupefying. Han Solo's character arc is probably the most heroic of all Star Wars character's, right.

In one movie, he goes from a scoundrel, only in the action for personal benefit and by the end, he's willing to risk his own life and freedom purely for unselfish reasons; to protect his friends. And that's just the first movie!

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

-Larry is fat and unpleasant to look at

-Larry is very ugly and I wish that they would stop cutting to him

-Larry's eyes are dead, he looks like a talking potato with hair. His hands and arms are pale and his facial hair makes him look dirty when combined with his obese and pallid appearance

Larry makes Matt look like Blaine.

-Ky's voice is high pitched and annoying

Damn, they are just burning through the woke black women with annoying vocal tics at a tremendous rate.

-Trevor does his best to convince the audience that Ky is actually not a diversity hire

It's adorable that they're actually pretending.

 

[Zync]

I like how quickly they replaced their diversity hire with another diversity hire. She'll quit in a few months because of the racist community, right?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I saw Lazer Team in a big theater with a huge crowd of people. Really enjoyed it too. Wasn’t some super big impressive film or anything, but it was fun. I actually own a copy of it.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I saw Lazer Team in a big theater with a huge crowd of people. Really enjoyed it too. Wasn’t some super big impressive film or anything, but it was fun. I actually own a copy of it.

You think that was the peak of the “old” RT?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You think that was the peak of the “old” RT?

Maybe. They all definitely seems to be having fun and it was during a high point for the channel. I dunno if it was the peak, but maybe it was during its last big point. Haunter started to feel like that high was coming back, but then it got canceled, so….

Also, I haven’t been paying much attention. Is Ky replacing Fiona or someone else?

 

[Pizdec]

Also, I haven’t been paying much attention. Is Ky replacing Fiona or someone else?

My understanding is that is the case, as Fiona is leaving to do something else.

 

[Chilson]

Maybe. They all definitely seems to be having fun and it was during a high point for the channel. I dunno if it was the peak, but maybe it was during its last big point. Haunter started to feel like that high was coming back, but then it got canceled, so….

Also, I haven’t been paying much attention. Is Ky replacing Fiona or someone else?

They keep insisting that Fiona will still be in stuff, but that is obviously not true. She might show up once then disappear into California's asshole like every other neverwas hack.

They also keep insisting that Ky is not a diversity hire replacement, despite being everything Fiona was including annoying, unfunny and generally unlikable.

 

[Cactuar King]

They also keep insisting that Ky is not a diversity hire replacement, despite being everything Fiona was including annoying, unfunny and generally unlikable.

As bad as Fiona or slightly less? I refuse to believe that anyone could possibly be worse than that wretched goblin of a person.

 

[You're an idiot]

-Ky insists that she is "not a replacement for anyone"

-Ky says "I'm just here to be Ky, and I hope that's enough." Trevor responds with "it's enough for us!"

To my recollection, I have never unironically said that something is cringe. However, this is actually cringe inducing just by thinking about it.

-Trevor does his best to convince the audience that Ky is actually not a diversity hire

Holy god please end my suffering there is no way they actually believe this.

-Ky says that the reason she does not like the aforementioned show because of "the treatment of the contestants after the show is very dangerous to all mental health"

Jesus Christ why is she such a wet blanket? Imagine trying to talk about a show you enjoy and this zoomer starts up about mental health for the cast. She's already making a worse impression than fiona.

-Michael says that Ky is the new face of Achievement Hunter

-Ky says that AH needs her because "the face has been a little... Similar, for a few years". There is an awkward silence followed by a burst of forced laughter from everyone but Ky

Again with the wet blanket shenanigans. Also, how has it been similar for a few years? they hired Alfredo in 2017/18 and they had Ray full time since 2012. Oh right I forgot that ray wasn't brown enough to count for these racists.

-Alfredo stands up and Michael talks about his butt cheeks. Trevor says that he saw them jiggle, causing Alfredo to stand and present his buttocks to the audience. The camera lingers there and Trevor commands Alfredo to twerk, which he does

-Ky says "I'm still waiting for my cartwheel." Trevor tells Alfredo "You owe Ky a cartwheel" and then Alfredo stands up and performs said action

-As they play the end credits they cut to a zoomed in shot of Alfredo's torso, he turns his back to display his backside and shakes his ass around for ~20 seconds and the podcast comes to an end

Speaking of that... They literally have a brown guy as their dancing monkey. His role is to get up and debase himself in front of everyone.

-Larry is very ugly and I wish that they would stop cutting to him

-Larry's eyes are dead, he looks like a talking potato with hair. His hands and arms are pale and his facial hair makes him look dirty when combined with his obese and pallid appearance

Pallid is a great descriptor for him. I never could put my finger on what bothered me most about him, but that's it exactly. Imagine him and Fiona on the same screen together. The duality of humanity, seemingly two ends of the spectrum which actually forms a closed loop that circles back to ugly.

-Trevor pretends to be a fan of kpop

-Trevor again pretends that he likes kpop and asks chat to send him their favorite kpop playlists

Once again Trevor has an insatiable need to be with the popular kids instead of trying to pursue his own interests.

-Ky says that she "does not know what a first is" and parrots that stupid firt joke from a previous episode

I will take this time to get on my soapbox and proclaim that changing from 'sponsors' to 'firsts' was a totally braindead idea, and whoever thought it up should be drown and quartered by a team of Fionas

-"Speaking of pups... I'm not a pup. But I have to go." -Ky, preparing to exit the podcast

-Ky says "First of all, let's act like Spiderman is worthwhile anywhere but New York. ... So he could be Spiderman all he wants but that just means I could be better" and I honestly have no concept of what that is supposed to mean given the context

Her sentance structure isn't as funny as Fiona's, but it's still just as incomprehensible.
Do I dare to say that Fiona was better than this girl? It cannot possibly be true, but Ky just seems even more insufferable.

 

[Chilson]

As bad as Fiona or slightly less? I refuse to believe that anyone could possibly be worse than that wretched goblin of a person.

I never said worse, just the same. The fact that they are pushing this no name nobody who is brand new to the company and has absolutely no personality beyond "bargain bin Fiona" as the new "face" of AH as an obvious ploy to again try to play to the SJW crowd in yet another failed attempt to get a new audience while simultaneously further alienating their current dwindling audience might make her even worse than Fiona soon though.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I saw Lazer Team in a big theater with a huge crowd of people. Really enjoyed it too. Wasn’t some super big impressive film or anything, but it was fun. I actually own a copy of it.

I saw it during the screenings they did too and had fun. Later when I watched it at home though, I wasn't enjoying it as much and I thought the sequel sucked.

I think it was being part of the crowd that made the experience better.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I saw it during the screenings they did too and had fun. Later when I watched it at home though, I wasn't enjoying it as much and I thought the sequel sucked.

I think it was being part of the crowd that made the experience better.

Could be, though I still like the first one. Never saw the second cause YouTube Red.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Could be, though I still like the first one. Never saw the second cause YouTube Red.

From everything I've heard of the second, it's basically the first movie again with less passion and effort.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

From everything I've heard of the second, it's basically the first movie again with less passion and effort.

From the little I saw, I got that implication. The first one had a good charm to it. I didn’t really get that from the trailers of the sequel.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Could be, though I still like the first one. Never saw the second cause YouTube Red.

You can pirate it probably. Though I wouldn't advise it.

From everything I've heard of the second, it's basically the first movie again with less passion and effort.

Kind of. So, it's set years after the first one where the team has broken up and hate each other because now they're has beens, except for Gavin because his helmet makes him super smart.

So Gavin's character gets sucked into a wormhole and this scientist chick he was banging tries to get the others to rescue him. But all they care about is how Gavin managed to get his helmet off so they only go to finally get their parts of the suit removed too.

They spend the entire movie on a space ship fucking around and then blow it up (I forget how, sorry) and then a press conference at the end states that the next one will be about time travel. But that never happened, which is good.

 

[Chilson]

You can pirate it probably. Though I wouldn't advise it.

Kind of. So, it's set years after the first one where the team has broken up and hate each other because now they're has beens, except for Gavin because his helmet makes him super smart.

So Gavin's character gets sucked into a wormhole and this scientist chick he was banging tries to get the others to rescue him. But all they care about is how Gavin managed to get his helmet off so they only go to finally get their parts of the suit removed too.

They spend the entire movie on a space ship fucking around and then blow it up (I forget how, sorry) and then a press conference at the end states that the next one will be about time travel. But that never happened, which is good.

Jesus, its like they were telling the god damn future with the sequel.

 

[Druveer]

-They do some stupid bit about AH members replacing each other and it is unfunny

Yes yes it's totally a coincidence that the previous two people who were in that spot were black girls.

-Ky says that AH needs her because "the face has been a little... Similar, for a few years". There is an awkward silence followed by a burst of forced laughter from everyone but Ky

Ah yes. Too many crackers. You know... the people who built the thing she's know sullying with her presence.

-Ky calls attention to the fact that she has a vagina for no discernable reason

Watch out Barbara she's coming for your job.

-Ky is visibly confused at the idea of a chili sauce that is sweet (where the fuck do they find these people?)

Find an empty barrel, look into it. There... the bottom of that.

-Ky says that she "does not know what a first is" and parrots that stupid firt joke from a previous episode

Doesn't know about thing spammed on many videos for years.... Long time fan though.

-Trevor does some weird bit where he pretends that he is breastfeeding himself (???) and then it cuts to an ad read for purple mattresses

What a weird motherfucker.

 

[manlikebigp]

Hire one screaming boring negress? An understandable mistake. Hire another screaming boring negress? You're fucking retarded. Hire a third screaming boring negress? You have a death wish and deserve the death your company is dying.