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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Can we talk about this cut into the frame support below the window and, now, the unsupported downward newly displaced force it is creating?

Also disregard the thing past the opening as that would be a Troon from the Tranch. Thank you.

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There's no way that the space directly beneath a window is load bearing, is there? Nahhhhhhhhh.
 
Jarrod made a shower :story:
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You're not alone, just the sight of refried beans grosses me out. It looks predigested. They always look like this. (But I did learn from this thread you can add more to it and make it a bit better.) (But I have never seen it the "good" way.)
Refried beans are essentially beans mashed into paste and fried. Think of mashed potatoes, if you purchase pre-mashed taters in a box they're going to be really really smooth and creamy because they've been processed by a machine, but if you mash them yourself by hand they tend to have a bit of variety because there will still be chunks of potato that weren't fully mashed up. Refried beans are the same way.
 
"Takes in too much power and overheats the controller"

Yep, even with the upgrades to the solar system and batteries they paid for with gift money, this pretty much confirms that their electric grid is still well on it's way to spontaneously lighting itself on fire. Any properly built solar power system should NEVER be overheating it's own components because there is "too much power" coming in. Bet they cheaped out on it even though they were rolling in cash.
 
"Takes in too much power and overheats the controller"

Yep, even with the upgrades to the solar system and batteries they paid for with gift money, this pretty much confirms that their electric grid is still well on it's way to spontaneously lighting itself on fire. Any properly built solar power system should NEVER be overheating it's own components because there is "too much power" coming in. Bet they cheaped out on it even though they were rolling in cash.
Not to mention that his use of that in response to the hot water question implies that they can't, or are afraid, to use the new capacity less it burn up. So they paid for a bunch of shiny nothing.

Still, the existence of this shower raises so many questions. Why do they need it? Its not like the shower in the house is gonna be in high demand every day, these greasy boi's ain't looking like the sort to need daily 7am on the dot showers. Are the outdoor tranchers not allowed to shower inside? Is the grid really so fragile that a 1000w or so on-demand water heater for a 5 minute shower would kill it all? Why's the floor of the shower already broken in the middle there, and who's going to slice open their foot on it first? What happens when the ground under it goes to mud and it sinks into a hellish quagmire?
 
Any properly built solar power system should NEVER be overheating it's own components because there is "too much power" coming in
Yup, you dump spare capacity into heating water, sometimes to the extent of long term storage of it
That's fucking bizarre that the controller's overheating
This isn't a hydro where you have an uncertain supply and have to use what you generate
A decent solar system would just shut down panels if the batteries were full
It has to be shitty under specced and as @Emperor Percival Tachyon they must have cheaped out

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Thinking about it further, this makes no sense unless it's dangerous lol

Or Jarrod's got it the wrong way round and they're pulling too much juice playing Overwatch and the invertor is shitting out
This is actually how I read it the first time and what I thought he meant
 
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Not to mention that his use of that in response to the hot water question implies that they can't, or are afraid, to use the new capacity less it burn up. So they paid for a bunch of shiny nothing.

Still, the existence of this shower raises so many questions. Why do they need it? Its not like the shower in the house is gonna be in high demand every day, these greasy boi's ain't looking like the sort to need daily 7am on the dot showers. Are the outdoor tranchers not allowed to shower inside? Is the grid really so fragile that a 1000w or so on-demand water heater for a 5 minute shower would kill it all? Why's the floor of the shower already broken in the middle there, and who's going to slice open their foot on it first? What happens when the ground under it goes to mud and it sinks into a hellish quagmire?
Having an outdoor shower is nice if only to knock most of the major dirt off and to keep the indoor shower from getting totally grimed up from being outside all day. If you work a dirty job it can be a real chore to keep your shower clean. The rest of what you said is true though, I'm less worried about the water just going into the dirt since, hey, it's dirt, but that whole construction is pretty sketchy.
 
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Imagine slapping something together like this, stepping back and looking at it, and thinking "this is something that I need to show to the rest of the world". Hell your average highschool student could easily put that to shame in a week or two during their wood shop classes. This is some straight up hobo-tier carpentry. I'd say that he should feel embarrassed with this level of craftsmanship, but we all know that none of the tranchers are capable of feeling shame.
 
Having an outdoor shower is nice if only to knock most of the major dirt off and to keep the indoor shower from getting totally grimed up from being outside all day. If you work a dirty job it can be a real chore to keep your shower clean. The rest of what you said is true though, I'm less worried about the water just going into the dirt since, hey, it's dirt, but that whole construction is pretty sketchy.
If it was just being used as a work shower, I'd buy it. But the whole part about going for runs first tells me they're sucking it up, not just transferring over to the other shower, or they'd say as much. Some troons going gash out to punch the fash out in that shower.
 
So Jarrod isn't allowed to use the facilities in the main house, huh? And correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Jarrod one of the few tranchers who actually works? I thought this was a trans haven where trans people support each other, Penny? You can't just lock people out because they're violent lunatics, that's transphobic.
 
And correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Jarrod one of the few tranchers who actually works?
From what I can gather Jarrod has his own "work" going in that he's the gardener and permaculturist lmao
I've worked with cunts like this before,
He's been fucking about doing gardens with energy flows for the earth deities and making big plans
While all the other troons where actually having to work putting the fence up

tldr: Jarrod is an unstable loner who just about pulls his weight in daily chores, but he can't work with others so has to dick about on speshul projects
 
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