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[hupodoc]

Neat, Naru got his ban overturned on Steam.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Neat, Naru got his ban overturned on Steam.
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The truths he was speaking were too powerful to be silenced! This just proves his point!

See you tomorrow, Naru.

Null is silencing him for speaking the truth! This just proves his point!

(the joke is schizos turn every perceived slight into a simultaneous martyrdom and vindication)

EDIT: despite making this joke twice and explaining it once I’m still going to employ it, I’m just that kind of rebel

 

[LoverofPi]

You must be either real dumb or real ignorant to not recognize the parallels to current events in American history. I can only attempt to fix one of those for you if you'll allow yourself to be educated.

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does often rhyme." -Mark Twain

Now for old times' sake, how's about you tell me who does or does not need to be a soothsayer or a prophet to accurately predict the future?

Personally, I'm thinking I have a good read on future events

You do not.

even without a dream to verify them before the fact. And if that's true

Operative word here being IF.

... What does that say about you who call me a schizo?

Okay, IF your predictions turn out right, then what it says about us is actually not much. Your ability to explain your predictions will have remained as shit as ever even in the incredible off chance this one turns out correct.

Nothing flattering about your read on current events, much less your predictive capabilities.

Okay. Now what is it going to say about you who is making claims to having a good read on current events and to predictive abilities when your prediction fails to come true?
Primarily that you're a moron.
And even in the off chance that your prediction does come true, you'll still be a maladjusted, attention seeking misanthrope.

 

[ShortbusPrivateer]

Okay, then we'll play the game differently. Every time he @'s me, I ban him for one day.

@Null Excuse me, Mr. Andvoid, I'm with REDACTED and I was just wondering if you had a comment about the ongoing attempts for kiwi farms to expatriate to China's most likely ally in the nuclear war they are threatening with the US?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/exploration-of-international-options.85614/

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

@Null Excuse me, Mr. Andvoid, I'm with REDACTED and I was just wondering if you had a comment about the ongoing attempts for kiwi farms to expatriate to China's most likely ally in the nuclear war they are threatening with the US?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/exploration-of-international-options.85614/

Naru, why are you telling us your plans to pull a Chinese Snowden?

 

[ShortbusPrivateer]

Stop posting and get a job.

How do you honestly expect me to hold a job? I'm a schizo and off my meds because the farms would never engage in baseless libel, remember?

 

[hupodoc]

How do you honestly expect me to hold a job? I'm a schizo and off my meds because the farms would never engage in baseless libel, remember?

Say, Naru, why don't you become a forest ranger, or whatever equivalent you've got in Canada? I'm sure it'd be a perfect match for you, no one would bother you and can have as many lively political discussions with the wild animals as you'd like.

 

[ShortbusPrivateer]

Say, Naru, why don't you become a forest ranger, or whatever equivalent you've got in Canada? I'm sure it'd be a perfect match for you, no one would bother you and can have as many lively political discussions with the wild animals as you'd like.

Obviously because it'd be a lot harder to see random pictures of hedgehogs being bathed in a sink in the middle of no where.

You didn't think that one through very well did ya?

 

[hupodoc]

Obviously because it'd be a lot harder to see random pictures of hedgehogs being bathed in a sink in the middle of no where.

You didn't think that one through very well did ya?

Don't be such a negative nancy. If you promise you'll become a forest ranger, I might migrate to Canada and become a forest ranger with you. I'll even print out a copy of my avatar and wear it as a face mask. Who knows, perhaps if you ask nicely I might let you hold my hands.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

How do you honestly expect me to hold a job? I'm a schizo and off my meds because the farms would never engage in baseless libel, remember?

>right wing values
>lives off government cheese
Never fails. Why don't you sperg out and tag null 50 more times? You clearly have nothing else to do.

 

[Reptilian Infiltrator]

When you're sperging out about every single country imaginable being on the brink of civil war, you're bound to be right about at least one of them sooner or later, huh? Great approach.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

@ShortbusPrivateer

Hey Naru, what is your weight/bmi, and are you considering converting to Judaism at all?

 

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Obviously because it'd be a lot harder to see random pictures of hedgehogs being bathed in a sink in the middle of no where.

You didn't think that one through very well did ya?

How low does my IQ need to be in order for that to be an actual comeback which makes sense instead of a non sequitur? I need to know for scientific purposes.

 

[hupodoc]

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When you're sperging out about every single country imaginable being on the brink of civil war, you're bound to be right about at least one of them sooner or later, huh? Great approach.

This is what happens when you derive your worldview from articles you read on the internet.

 

[Pustus]

Jesus fuck this guy is still had it? I have not been paying attention, how many times has he been banned yet?

 

[ShortbusPrivateer]

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When you're sperging out about every single country imaginable being on the brink of civil war, you're bound to be right about at least one of them sooner or later, huh? Great approach.

No, I definitely agree with you on this one. When someone spergs out and claims one country is going to engage in a civil war at some point in the non descript future and rattle off every country imaginable, the odds of one of those countries you named engaging in a civil war in the infinite future are highly likely.

Now as for the context of my predictions...

How low does my IQ need to be in order for that to be an actual comeback which makes sense instead of a non sequitur? I need to know for scientific purposes.

 

[0 0]

Jesus fuck this guy is still had it? I have not been paying attention, how many times has he been banned yet?

On Kiwifarms, he's about to eat his third.

On Steam, it's hard to say. Perhaps around ten or so times.

 

[coldwave]

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When you're sperging out about every single country imaginable being on the brink of civil war, you're bound to be right about at least one of them sooner or later, huh? Great approach.

Never get tired of him seething so fucking hard over being called a schizo lmao Must hit close to home

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Hang on. Have we received any actual proof that this guy is Naru? I don't have any evidence for or against it, but my first instinct is that this account is missing the schizo flair of the True and Honest Naru. Just take a look at confirmed Naru-posting on Steam compared to the way this guy talks.

 

[ShortbusPrivateer]

Hang on. Have we received any actual proof that this guy is Naru? I don't have any evidence for or against it, but my first instinct is that this account is missing the schizo flair of the True and Honest Naru. Just take a look at confirmed Naru-posting on Steam compared to the way this guy talks.

"If words are weapons, I'm a trained combatant" I'm at a genuine loss for words at how autistic and edgy this one quip is.

Who in their right mind would think "This will make people think im cool"

Dude isn't a schizo, he just overdosed on redpills.

naru used to be fun in late 2019 - early 2020. i don't know what happened. he must've always been nutso, but he used to just be an average shitposter, dunking on tripas and bizerco with the best of us.

btw, he just randomly started using "menherawhide" cause i had a menhera pfp at some point.

i just started ignoring his posts as 2020 went on. it wasn't fun anymore.

i had no idea he was linking to his own videos, and that they were this shitty.

i can't even be assed to navigate to the new steam news section.

He fucked up the joke, too.
"Holier than thou" -> "Lollier than Cows" would have still been shit, but worked. Adding "Lollier than thou cows" is just wrong.

I was planning on compiling his posts and making a summary of what he's trying to say but I realised it would be an utter waste of time and likely make me more autistic.