Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[break these cuffs]

Didn't he already own a P90?

He had a Five Seven pistol that I believe someone said was lost during a move or something. I don't remember hearing he had a P90.

 

[:gold:]

lowtax, more like loltax. Amirite?

 

[Rhysuu]

Richard has posted pictures of himself with his FN P90 before, it's not a new gun for him.

As an aside, it's quite an ugly and expensive gun. Not sure why you'd buy it if you only have a small number of guns.

 

[White Devil]

Richard has posted pictures of himself with his FN P90 before, it's not a new gun for him.

As an aside, it's quite an ugly and expensive gun. Not sure why you'd buy it if you only have a small number of guns.

It's pretty much a meme gun in the US. People only usually get one to SBR and brag that they have a FN SMG.

 

[Maude Snew]

Richard has posted pictures of himself with his FN P90 before, it's not a new gun for him.

As an aside, it's quite an ugly and expensive gun. Not sure why you'd buy it if you only have a small number of guns.

Because they use it in Stargate, duh. If it can bring peace and freedom to the entire galaxy it will work for me surely.

 

[Ghostse]

It's pretty much a meme gun in the US. People only usually get one to SBR and brag that they have a FN SMG.

The PS22 (P90 chambered in .22LR) is a fun plinker if you get it SBR'ed. Otherwises its a fun plinker that looks weird.

 

[TurdFondler]

I hope he streams himself blowing his brains out with it. Hell, I'd even chip in for a few rounds to fill the mag.

 

[polonium]

I hope he streams himself blowing his brains out with it. Hell, I'd even chip in for a few rounds to fill the mag.

He'd only need the one, surely.

 

[Maude Snew]

He'd only need the one, surely.

You got a lot more faith in his abilities than very possibly anybody else.

 

[break these cuffs]

He'd only need the one, surely.

People blow holes in their skull and live regularly. They take out a part of a lobe or blow their jaw off. A guy where I grew up did it. There's that one MLB player who returned to play after attempting suicide doing covid. He's got a couple dingers in the minors this season even though he lost an eye. You wanna hit the brain stem because that controls critical life functions. Roughly straight through your ears side to side or straight on through the nose front to back. It's a bit bigger than that, but basically you want the bullet to pass through the center of the skull. It's not surprising we evolved to have the most important parts of the brain the most protected.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Lowtax is probably on a slow drip of whatever's left in his account with no intention (let alone no idea how) to actually work for money with whatever's left of his degenerate, shameful life. If that dries up before his mom dies, and if his mom is tired of his shit and cuts him off as well thinking that'll spur him into some kind of sense of responsibility, that's probably the soonest we'll be treated to the dumb old wastrel faggot killing himself.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I was going to say he doesn’t need a whole lot to maintain his lifestyle. But his divorce is sucking him dry. I wouldn’t be totally shocked if he blows his brains out when he isn’t vindicated and he has to pay a significant sum to support his second ex-wife and his kid.

 

[Hesa]

Two goldbelly pies a month.

 

[AnOminous]

You wanna hit the brain stem because that controls critical life functions.

This is why the preferred shotgun suicide method (listen up Richard) is with the barrel in the mouth, pointed directly at the brain stem. It leaves an incredibly ugly (or hilarious depending on your perspective) mess, but has zero chance of survival.

You seriously don't want to fail at the shotgun method by doing it wrong, because then you end up as Arse-Face.

In general, the shotgun method is a very good way of exiting this existential nightmare, but get it right, because failing just multiplies the evils of existence to an extraordinary degree.

I am pretty sure Dickard lacks the courage for ending it in any way and if he does die by his own hands, it will be just as one of nearly innumerable opioid casualties, who die "accidentally" every day.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

He's too much of an egomaniac to an hero.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

You've got to be retarded to attempt suicide by blowing your brains out, just shoot yourself in the arteries. If you fuck it up and don't bleed out at least you won't end up as a brain damaged, disfigured faggot once they patch your dumb ass.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Can any gun nerds confirm if both his five seven and p90 are in the original 5.7mm based on visible features?

If I had to guess I would say he picked those guns because he formed his perspective on the internet during counter-strike's heyday.

I would also guess that "stolen" means "sold illegally and written off as stolen"

 

[White Devil]

Can any gun nerds confirm if both his five seven and p90 are in the original 5.7mm based on visible features?

If I had to guess I would say he picked those guns because he formed his perspective on the internet during counter-strike's heyday.

I would also guess that "stolen" means "sold illegally and written off as stolen"

Unless they're airsoft guns, both are chambered exclusively in 5.7. Least as far as I've ever seen.

 

[break these cuffs]

Unless they're airsoft guns, both are chambered exclusively in 5.7. Least as far as I've ever seen.

There is a 10/22 conversion stock, but he'd have a fake suppressor on it or would be very obvious it wasn't an FN barrel. Loading a mag would give it away as well of course.

 

[Hesa]

Mangosteen has just been an answer on a TV quiz.