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[Bojack Horsekin]

Let me try and explain what he means in a nonretarded way: If you're a woman in a relationship with another woman it's fair to call yourself a lesbian, even if you're interested in men to. Thus it's possible to be a bi lesbian. The phrase "lesbian can't like men" is transphobic because it's been historically used to mean that transwomen can't be lesbians.

Where I'm from we call this being a female-exclusive bisexual, or febfem. IIRC there's still discourse over whether febfems can claim being lesbians, but since the original definition of "lesbian" meant simply "women who love women (sexually)," whether or not those women had previously been with a man or are still attracted to men, it seems fine and clear to be reclaimed.

But to call yourself a "bi lesbian" is contradictory and nonsense. You can freely use one or the other, depending on which you feel best describes your current situation.

 

[El Mundo Dios]

troons have the same belief in gender roles as 1950's Christian house wives

Kevin & orbiters gushing over what silly little glittery uwu girlies they are:

Meanwhile, under the original tweet, actual women tell us how they feel:

There might be some overreaction, but trans activists definitely helped bring back hyper-conservative gender stereotypes. "Blue = boy and if you so much as glance at a pink toy we're taking you to the clinic to get fixed!"

 

[Squid Diddler]

Oh god. Why... why is it crusty on the underside? That absolutely cannot be normal.

It's not crusty, that's just what shriveled up ball skin looks like. It can be dark like some women's labia.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

It's not crusty, that's just what shriveled up ball skin looks like. It can be dark like some women's labia.

I'm not talking about his empty nuts. There are distinct little white flecks on the dick itself, like he's got dick dandruff or shaving irritation or something equally horrifying.

Spoiler: Crusty dick

Fuck you for making me take a screenshot of this up close.

(I don't know what labia you've been looking at, but if it looks like the shit under the spoiler, I might want an STD test and some strong disinfectant if I were you.)

 

[Squid Diddler]

I'm not talking about his empty nuts. There are distinct little white flecks on the dick itself, like he's got dick dandruff or shaving irritation or something equally horrifying.

Spoiler: Crusty dick

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Fuck you for making me take a screenshot of this up close.

(I don't know what labia you've been looking at, but if it looks like the shit under the spoiler, I might want an STD test and some strong disinfectant if I were you.)

Oh I see yeah looks like dead skin or some shit, probably because he doesn't bathe.

 

[Pizdec]

Also having a ruined asshole and getting your genitals butchered in the future.

> Be me
> 30 something, having to pack my ass with napkins cause I'm constantly getting railed.
> Try to have a morning wank, can't coom because you lopped your balls off trying to pass off better as a woman.
> Put on make up, take selfies while talking about wanting to be a dyke on twitter for the 200th time.
> Get into argument with LGBTwitter for the 3rd time in a week because you failed to understand you're not a lesbian but a closetfag.
> Remember the other dyke with an axe wound is coming by and you're going to be pissed on again to try and make rent.
> Chrissigh.mp3
> Get pissed on, but no one is interested because it's the 20th video you've done of the same exact thing.
> Realize the radio is on in a video you're recording, but have to pretend to not hear it to keep up maunchie ruse.
> Landlord comes by, rails you in the ass even harder then before because rent is overdue by two months.
> Feelsweirdman.jpg
> Post about how you feel discriminated for being a fake lesbian again and no one cares to even reply.
> You feel hot and tired, the rash on your arm is still growing despite having taken your PrEP meds.
> The spot where you had your facial surgery is also still numb after six months, but again, you keep trying to ignore it.
> Go to bed early and hope tomorrow is a better day.

Isn't being a fake lesbian awesome?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Pretty sure your average KKK member has a longer list of "Niggers Who Are All Right" than Kevin has black friends in his phone.

Well, even the Klan was not above wearing nigger shoes. I think it's in the pursuit of increased speed yet reduced noise profile when going from lawn to lawn with giant wooden crosses.

 

[Ninon42]

Congrats on turning into a feminist though, I guess.

For the gents, F in terf can stand for Fellow, not Feminist. Radical remains the same, though as questionable as ever and the part which lends the notion that only women can be feminist and men allies. And either way it's a fucking stupid pejorative. When the Twitter terven started "reclaiming" TERF because why not, the wokerati then tried to change the acronym to FART (can't recall wtf that's supposed to stand for) but it hasn't really taken root.

Is it just me, or is Wedge's dick shrinking?

It looks like a badminton birdie (shuttlecock lol). That's the saddest penis I have ever seen.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

the wokerati then tried to change the acronym to FART (can't recall wtf that's supposed to stand for) but it hasn't really taken root

"Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe". Frankly, could just as easily stand for "Female-Appropriating Retarded Troon" though.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Oh god. Why... why is it crusty on the underside? That absolutely cannot be normal.

Smegma. That's what happens when you only shower once a month.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Well call me a FART then because I'm all for gassing troons.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

"Man with Down Syndrome out with his caretaker". How does Kevin not realize he looks like a literal downie in this picture? I guess Wedge really does have a type.

 

[White Devil]

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"Man with Down Syndrome out with his caretaker". How does Kevin not realize he looks like a literal downie in this picture? I guess Wedge really does have a type.

He almost looks like Michael Ironside trying to troon out.

 

[Elysian]

Fuck, now I know who KevKev reminds me of:

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Also, why do spoilers automatically open when you quote a post?

Don’t insult my spergy octopus boi Mathesar like this. Kevin is a new breed of cryptid in and of himself.

 

[Gone Ham]

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"Man with Down Syndrome out with his caretaker". How does Kevin not realize he looks like a literal downie in this picture? I guess Wedge really does have a type.

Wedge (probably) isn’t into Kevin. Their relationship is like hooker to sleazy man. It’s all transactional

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin forehead update:
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Man, that hairline is sad.

It's as if we have a space probe orbiting planet Crease and sending regular pictures. Will it detect life? Complex molecules? Seismic activity? Stay tuned.

Wedge (probably) isn’t into Kevin. Their relationship is like hooker to sleazy man. It’s all transactional

It's all transsexual.

 

[illhavetwo]

Kevin would love it if a lesbian had sex with him. The problem is, any woman willing to have sex with Kevin is, by definition, not a lesbian. She is also very likely insane, but that's a conversation for another time.

I believe that if a beautiful lesbian ever propositioned Kev for sex he wouldn't go through with it. I think at this point he's too intimidated and insecure to have sex with a woman again. His preference for "dickgirls" is part GAMP, part cope but also it's kind of a safe space for him to be around other like minded troons with weird bodies and zero standards.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wedge posted his balless micro dick

Spoiler: NSFW

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NSFW Archive

I know we're pretty set on calling him "Wedge," but man, that's starting to look more like piloncillo.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Congrats on turning into a feminist though, I guess. Dunno how Kevin/Wedge pulled that one off with you. Maybe it's the Olympic level misogyny exuding from the average troon

TERF literally means nothing besides an insult to shut people up. You can be a trans inclusive libfem male and still be called a TERF, but it'll be rare because it's almost always used against women. If anything the true meaning of TERF is anyone, usually a woman, who doesn't fully submit to gender shit.

For the gents, F in terf can stand for Fellow, not Feminist. Radical remains the same, though as questionable as ever and the part which lends the notion that only women can be feminist and men allies. And either way it's a fucking stupid pejorative. When the Twitter terven started "reclaiming" TERF because why not, the wokerati then tried to change the acronym to FART (can't recall wtf that's supposed to stand for) but it hasn't really taken root.

I've never heard TRAs use TERF where the F stands for "fellow", because it's almost always a woman insult. Personally, Id think it'll be funny if allied men started calling themselves TERFs while stating they're not feminists to hammer home that the acronym means nothing and in solidarity with feminist women.

 

[Angriest Bird]

I can't make head or tail of Wedge's "bi lesbian" rant (because it is 100% grade A nonsense), but if he is somehow acknowledging that trans "women" are actually men, while his correspondents insist TW are women, it makes him the sanest one in those tard fights.

I used to think that a bi lesbian was just a woman who was attracted to both sexes but for whatever reasons, chose to actively date only other women.

Somehow, Wedge found a way to make the explanation five times more confusing and full of gender woowoo.

Oh god. Why... why is it crusty on the underside? That absolutely cannot be normal.

There is nothing normal about that thing, it looks like someone took a stock market graph and turned it into a dick.