DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

DSP says he never eats any kind of dessert. I swear to god his eating habits don't add up, how the fuck is this mfker still 200+ lbs? I'm telling you, he skips breakfast, eats dinner (maybe 2-3 plates, 1-2 if he stacks the fucker), and he binges like a motherfucker at night. He has to. There's just no way his body adapted to eating 1 meal a day with maybe a bagel in the morning.

From the way he acts when someone points out it's dumb that his "marathon" streams always have a huge break in them "DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE TO DEATH?" I'm pretty sure his 20 minute bathroom break to ostensibly talk to Khet and get more water is actually secret snack time. He's running downstairs to take Jack Scalfani-sized bites out of custom microwave pizzas while his chat sits and waits with their dick in their hands.

Also his portion sizes are insane. He considers three bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches on white bread as a quick snack, or as he calls it "express mode".

 

[YokuNama]

I think you took the shoot too early mate. Bloke has mountains of cringe out there, and I'm worried it's getting privated due to some likes missing on his friends pages.

Going over his Steam, I found this gem. If someone wants to dig, by all means.
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Some links if anyone wants to speed run his past.

https://youtube.com/user/SirMyaTheBee

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

twitch.tv

Steam Community :: SwagNeto

I am a black man that plays PC games...

steamcommunity.com

Mya The Bee

Listen to Mya The Bee | SoundCloud is an audio platform that lets you listen to what you love and share the sounds you create.

soundcloud.com

Mya Ross (myathebee) on Myspace

Mya Ross (myathebee)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.

myspace.com

https://twitter.com/Miah_The_Bee

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/grlmolre <His Social Club, he posted on Steam when looking for a GTAV group
https://facebook.com/yania.lewis/ <His friend, he added her on MySpace

Edit: Small dox here.

This guy looks familiar....



Nah... can't be.

 

[Coke Zero]

Here's what I can confirm (hence the username SquashDaRumors): AndretheDJ is NOT a sock account of OiC. That being said, here are reasons I like Phil: 1) His laugh, 2) The way he handles himself during horror games, and 3) The ability to provide off the cuff commentary without having a script. In the end, I'll support Phil based on my own choice or choices, whether that's tipping, pledging to his Patreon, buying merchandise (shirts/mugs), or simply just viewing (when it comes down to it, viewing is the grassroots effort, and I've been a viewer for a while, before direct capture). Currently, I do not need a money manager, but if I ever need one, that will also be a decision that I'll make. Thank you and God Bless! P.S. Just like I made the choice to tip Phil tonight/yesterday, I made the choice to create this account so I could reply and help set the record straight. Take care and God Bless!

Is phil not giving you the kind of attention you wanted?

Did you expect a lot of replies and outrage from us after coming here and admitting to giving dsp money?

 

[snort inquisition]

Is phil not giving you the kind of attention you wanted?

Did you expect a lot of replies and outrage from us after coming here and admitting to giving dsp money?

take care and god bless!!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is phil not giving you the kind of attention you wanted?

Did you expect a lot of replies and outrage from us after coming here and admitting to giving dsp money?

Trolls trolling trolls. Meta.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Trolls trolling trolls. Meta.

People always fall for it, that's the thing.
I never understood people that fall for the Nigerian prince scam, but lately I keep seeing people fall for every OIC bait and it's kind of, yeah, you know? You don't even have to say you're OIC, just bait it and people will find some connection and run with it.
I watched a video yesterday where a bloke spoke about Phil's paypigs, and someone disliked it and left a comment calling the videos bad. That bloke actually claimed that is 100% OIC. Our part of the internet can be mighty exceptional.

If I at any point get bored with Phil I will go nick names similar to Phil's cucks and rustle hundreds of jimmies with a single comment.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Technically he could initiate a chargeback through his bank. But he would have to lie and say that these charges were unauthorized for it to work. Even if he does get away with it, imagine committing a crime (although one so minor it's unlikely to amount to anything) and risking having your account closed to scream into the void that is DSP's chat.

I am not suggesting this be done, my position is do not give any funds to Phil due to this gambling addiction, if you must give money to his household, send it to his wife instead if you absolutely can't resist, but you can initiate the charge back with the bank under the complaint "I wasn't given the item I was promised I was purchasing from the merchant when I initiated the transaction," due to the superchats not being read or left on the chat board for their advertised length of time youtube promises superchats that size go up there. That isn't a lie, it's a disagreement with the item provider over whether they delivered what was advertised to you and would probably keep the money in Phil's account while reversing the charges on the account used to send the funds, so youtube/alphabet/google is eating the loss at that juncture.

Here's what I can confirm (hence the username SquashDaRumors): AndretheDJ is NOT a sock account of OiC. That being said, here are reasons I like Phil: 1) His laugh, 2) The way he handles himself during horror games, and 3) The ability to provide off the cuff commentary without having a script. In the end, I'll support Phil based on my own choice or choices, whether that's tipping, pledging to his Patreon, buying merchandise (shirts/mugs), or simply just viewing (when it comes down to it, viewing is the grassroots effort, and I've been a viewer for a while, before direct capture). Currently, I do not need a money manager, but if I ever need one, that will also be a decision that I'll make. Thank you and God Bless! P.S. Just like I made the choice to tip Phil tonight/yesterday, I made the choice to create this account so I could reply and help set the record straight. Take care and God Bless!

You have to be verified by mods first to come here and try to clout claim like a whalechair you retard which you've been informed of by staff. Beyond that, tl;dr: you are an autistic moron. Neck yourself immediately as Phil has daily WWE Champions bills due today and you need to pay them now now now.

 

[Pargon]

Trolls trolling trolls. Meta.

This is the appropriate response. Slap them with stickers and report them for being a retard. We’re here to laugh at Phil and associate orbiters; if one of his pigs decides to show up and the Autism Investigative Unit can’t dig anything up anything funny on them then I don’t care and they’re just shitting up the thread. There’s a lot of it going on all over the site because people want to attention whore here and none of that is interesting or entertaining.

A little bit of housekeeping every day keeps the shit from piling up.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

People always fall for it, that's the thing.
I never understood people that fall for the Nigerian prince scam, but lately I keep seeing people fall for every OIC bait and it's kind of, yeah, you know?

If it’s an obvious attention-seeking idiot, the only winning move is not to play.

Let them waste their time trying to get their dopamine hit by refreshing their browser once every minute to see if anyone was baited.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Slight powerlevel but I'd like to thank DSP. I'm not too poor off in terms of body fat but seeing him go from his late 20s to looking like he's in his 60s from 2011 to now has motivated me to get a gym membership and stay active. Big ups to the beautiful and talented pigroach.

 

[Poo Twister]

Slight powerlevel but I'd like to thank DSP. I'm not too poor off in terms of body fat but seeing him go from his late 20s to looking like he's in his 60s from 2011 to now has motivated me to get a gym membership and stay active. Big ups to the beautiful and talented pigroach.

Good for you mate. They should show pictures of him in schools to motivate kids to do something with their lives.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

send it to his wife instead if you absolutely can't resist,

what? no. how about just don't give money to retards at all in the first place

 

[00R-Gundam]

The best way to see phil in the pinnacle of begging/salt is to not give him money, up to this day i dont understand why "trolls" tip/superchat his ass. Is not hard dipshits.


needed to vent a little

 

[Jasper2K]

Here's what I can confirm (hence the username SquashDaRumors): AndretheDJ is NOT a sock account of OiC. That being said, here are reasons I like Phil: 1) His laugh, 2) The way he handles himself during horror games, and 3) The ability to provide off the cuff commentary without having a script. In the end, I'll support Phil based on my own choice or choices, whether that's tipping, pledging to his Patreon, buying merchandise (shirts/mugs), or simply just viewing (when it comes down to it, viewing is the grassroots effort, and I've been a viewer for a while, before direct capture). Currently, I do not need a money manager, but if I ever need one, that will also be a decision that I'll make. Thank you and God Bless! P.S. Just like I made the choice to tip Phil tonight/yesterday, I made the choice to create this account so I could reply and help set the record straight. Take care and God Bless!

Pressing X to doubt there OIC. No ones buying it.

 

[myone]

what? no. how about just don't give money to retards at all in the first place

This internet trend of donating money to people who don't need it in the least is absolutely fascinating. It's not necessary to find the most worthy cause to throw your extra money towards, but giving it to a lard-ass like Phil wasting away on his couch or his spouse is so far removed from anything sane...

 

[Poo Twister]

This guy looks familiar....

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Nah... can't be.

They all look the same to me.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

but giving it to a lard-ass like Phil wasting away on his couch or his spouse is so far removed from anything sane...

The silver lining is the fact that Phil hates being confronted with the reality that he doesn't get tipped for being entertaining.

I legit enjoy that, too. Not just for the salt, but for what it says about how much the pigroach has figured out about where his career is today. Long has it been said, including by me, that Phil loves to do things to spite his audience because he knows how much of it laughs at him instead of with him, but that recent bitch-fit demonstrates that he's not quite that aware. Or has allowed himself to be deluded into the belief that while some folks are trolls, the tippers are at least not in it to spite those trolls.

This has been re-enforced by yesterday's streams, wherein Phil had literally a handful of people chatting and didn't put two and two together. Either because he's that dim, or that in denial.

 

[Colloid]

Here's what I can confirm (hence the username SquashDaRumors): AndretheDJ is NOT a sock account of OiC. That being said, here are reasons I like Phil: 1) His laugh, 2) The way he handles himself during horror games, and 3) The ability to provide off the cuff commentary without having a script. In the end, I'll support Phil based on my own choice or choices, whether that's tipping, pledging to his Patreon, buying merchandise (shirts/mugs), or simply just viewing (when it comes down to it, viewing is the grassroots effort, and I've been a viewer for a while, before direct capture). Currently, I do not need a money manager, but if I ever need one, that will also be a decision that I'll make. Thank you and God Bless! P.S. Just like I made the choice to tip Phil tonight/yesterday, I made the choice to create this account so I could reply and help set the record straight. Take care and God Bless!

You praising Phil for how he handles himself in horror games is ironic since the mere act of making an account and interacting with everyone here already makes you more brave than Phil by default. For all of his obvious browsing that he does here Phil has never had the balls to simply make an account and talk with people criticizing him directly.

Also a genuine welcome to you. Check out some of the other sub forums if you like. There’s a lot more to this site than just Phil, and there’s lots of fun stuff to read about.

 

[Very Honest Content]

what? no. how about just don't give money to retards at all in the first place

Not everyone responds to the pignosis the same, if you can't immunize yourself to it, or are an animal lover legitimately worried that Jasper is going to have to be rehomed, or literally actually believe Phil's lies about financial distress, then you're stupid sure, but I can't from here outright say you're lying about a legit "well intention-ed" motivation, so in those cases I would suggest you instead send your support to the non-gambling addict in the family and let her sort out the moron she's married too WWE Champions problem with the rest of the funds he brings in from the even stupider sea mammal population you're being fished out of in the first place. I don't really go for the either/or and nothing in between POV even in this subforum, there's shades of grey between the two polarities of being a Derich and being a king of detractors, and if you can't see the error of the way of sending Phil your money but can't stop, at least funnel it to a more responsible intermediary of your support of that family's budget or complete lack thereof.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Okay, look: PSA to all both sides of the line paypigs, popping up here and at DDM's under sock accounts: We don't really care. Yeah, this board will generally be nice to paypigs on the road to redemption, because Vidar set a precedent once, and because most of the posters are remarkably nice, but we don't really give a fuck unless you're something outrageous like Derish or Sidella. Chatting us up is a waste of time. Set your money on fire and stick it up your ass while singing the URSS anthem in alphabetical order, man. Finance an addict, it's your call. I'll point out that someone enjoying Phil's laugh unironically is a big fat X. specially when he laughs at mundane shit that doesn't really make sense (From Fallout New Vegas: Dude, this door doesn't open! Duuhuhuuuuhuuu!)

Just go cry to Phil so he'll allow trolls back in your chat. You must know as well as we do that we the tractors are 99% of the fun left in the goutsphere. Or you wouldn't be engaging trolls now that the main channel for communication is somewhat gone. The fact that some of you guys are deranged enough to fund Phil throughout the years doesn't bother anyone on this side. Fred is long gone. Thinking that there really is someone out there, trying to ruin Phil's life that you can own is unhinged to begin with.

Good on you for burning your money. You're objectively a wasteful person, and no one cares about you here. Go talk to your immediate family. Buy them something nice instead of buying Phil some gacha. For your own sake. You won't be doxed, and you certainly won't be remembered for being an open wallet to some pudgy low tier scam artist.

Good day and god bless, or whatever.

EDIT: Upgraded wording!!!