Orbiter Amber Jeffries / Teaclips / Booberlee / @Fslur / Clip Minion - Internet drama archivist, stream clipper, and land whale - is a female NEET and mooch.

[Sam Losco]

I didn't realize this JDANK account was the actual guy. I figured his avatar and name were based off some other cow I'd never heard of. What was he thinking?

Based on how retarded he acts, and how autistic jdanks.army is, plus that he has some involvement with IP2, I'm thinking he wants his own thread. I think this guy is one of those people Null has talked about that thrives on the negative attention so giving them their own thread just feeds into it and they want that.
There's too many retards in IP2 already so he wasn't getting noticed much there so he's trying his own autistic copy of that with jdanks.army and posting here in a way sure to get attention.

 

[JDANKS420]

People who dont normally post here attacking those who are after Amber's ambergris? Say it ain't so! I thought the simp army was just a myth! Perhaps it's "just a coincidence?"

purely coincidental. have sex. who hurt you?

@JDANKS420 here i made this for u <3 and for your little troll "army" website
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thanks bud

I didn't realize this JDANK account was the actual guy. I figured his avatar and name were based off some other cow I'd never heard of. What was he thinking?

i havent been thinking right since those fuckers made me homeless bud!

Based on how retarded he acts, and how autistic jdanks.army is, plus that he has some involvement with IP2, I'm thinking he wants his own thread. I think this guy is one of those people Null has talked about that thrives on the negative attention so giving them their own thread just feeds into it and they want that.
There's too many retards in IP2 already so he wasn't getting noticed much there so he's trying his own autistic copy of that with jdanks.army and posting here in a way sure to get attention.

what can i say? you got me fair and square.... but im still going to make fun of hamber

You're really good at missing the point, which is that its not about hating anyone or simping, its about how you post in this thread and why you should stop

instead he chose to sperg over a name i picked
honestly, even jdanks(i mean me) is better because he(i) makes his own content. unlike @Fslur (pigclips sock account) who stole content, put it behind a paywall, lied to fabricate drama, and worse.... hoping the pussy pass/simps will save her from criticism and mockery.

The only people who would find it petty are her simps who should never be listened or pandered to, but routinely mocked as they deny their simpery, plead innocent, and feign objective neutrality.

 

[Perspicacity]

purely coincidental. have sex. who hurt you?

Tell us about your interaction with the Pigclips, I'm sure it was a harrowing experience.

 

[Iamthatis]

purely coincidental. have sex. who hurt you?

thanks bud

i havent been thinking right since those fuckers made me homeless bud!

what can i say? you got me fair and square.... but im still going to make fun of hamber

instead he chose to sperg over a name i picked
honestly, even jdanks(i mean me) is better because he(i) makes his own content. unlike @Fslur (pigclips sock account) who steals others and puts it behind a paywall

Bro they are just using you to shit up the thread so nobody says bad things about blubberclips. It's like when trannys spam comments with tranny articles so nobody can see the comments people are actually leaving. Dont play into it.

 

[Yourmomshouse]

Tell us about your interaction with the Pigclips, I'm sure it was a harrowing experience.

He probably got scammed because he's a dumbfuck homelessness with only 3 views on his livestreams

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Bro they are just using you to shit up the thread so nobody says bad things about blubberclips. It's like when trannys spam comments with tranny articles so nobody can see the comments people are actually leaving. Dont play into it.

Or it's because you two fuckin' idiots keep trying to make fetch happen.

 

[Yourmomshouse]

Based on how retarded he acts, and how autistic jdanks.army is, plus that he has some involvement with IP2, I'm thinking he wants his own thread. I think this guy is one of those people Null has talked about that thrives on the negative attention so giving them their own thread just feeds into it and they want that.
There's too many retards in IP2 already so he wasn't getting noticed much there so he's trying his own autistic copy of that with jdanks.army and posting here in a way sure to get attention.

They should just ban that attention whore then, and let him live in his box. He's just derailing the thread at this point.

 

[AltisticRight]

They should just ban that attention whore then, and let him live in his box. He's just derailing the thread at this point.

He won't be banned, we're not going to censor one of Hamber's biggest critics, that would be simping.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Bro they are just using you to shit up the thread so nobody says bad things about blubberclips. It's like when trannys spam comments with tranny articles so nobody can see the comments people are actually leaving. Dont play into it.

Fer real.
The feds atleast pay baked alaska.

He won't be banned, we're not going to censor one of Hamber's biggest critics, that would be simping.

>Jannie thinks he wins by letting another attentionwhore insert themselves and ruin the fun.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Jannie thinks he wins by letting another attentionwhore insert themselves and ruin the fun.

Oh, fun?
The 588928585582457752395th PigClips is fat joke is so much fun, keep having it.
(As long as it's made in this thread)

 

[Iamthatis]

Oh, fun?
The 588928585582457752395th PigClips is fat joke is so much fun, keep having it.
(As long as it's made in this thread)

Have you ever considered that if your friend stopped inserting herself into everything that people might lay off her? with all the sweeping going on i really hope she at least sent you pic of her hot pocket.

 

[AltisticRight]

Have you ever considered that if your friend stopped inserting herself into everything that people might lay off her? with all the sweeping going on i really hope she at least sent you pic of her hot pocket.

Right, so after one of you called tagging someone on Twitter with a question about DMCAs harassment, now you grace us with this take. Let's see if there is a bottom.

Between not verifying her which absolutely no one outside of your group is asking for and moving your group's off-topic dumb ramblings to a related thread, now we're accountable for what she says, or her ability to make posts in this subforum? Sure I guess.

What's your suggestion? What's your plan to stop her from posting here? Want us to issue a permaban? Should we doxx her modem or hire a Mexican to go cut her phone lines? That dox you guys put up without taking a second to verify can be helpful here, if it wasn't fake.

 

[instythot]

I didn't realize this JDANK account was the actual guy. I figured his avatar and name were based off some other cow I'd never heard of. What was he thinking?

He sure behaves in a familiar manner even if he's new around here

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Have you ever considered that if your friend stopped inserting herself into everything that people might lay off her? with all the sweeping going on i really hope she at least sent you pic of her hot pocket.

Why do you assume that just because people don't agree with you that they have to be friends and shielding them? Have you ever actually had a real friend? If you're not going to actually answer either question, don't reply to them. Nobody gives a shit about your weird crusade you have yet to prove has any merit in 18 pages.

It's pretty cute that the newfags think they can start demanding things from subforum mods. Start pinging Null, I'm sure you'll get your way.

 

[JDANKS420]

Paddy O' Furniture said:
I came for pictures of tiddy

Paddy O' Furniture said:
Also if you're gunna call me a simp, get it right: I simp for tiddies, not people. As in, people should post pictures of their tiddies.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
Those do look like some pretty good tiddies

Paddy O' Furniture said:
I came for tiddies and I'm still disappointed.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
Warski, if they're good tiddies and you're keeping them to yourself: Shame on you.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
I came here for the tiddies.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
I just like tiddies

Why do you assume that just because people don't agree with you that they have to be friends and shielding them? Have you ever actually had a real friend?

have sex

Nobody gives a shit

still harpooning

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This is the dumbest possible reply: sincerely believing that liking tits = simping.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

I like to imagine that, in the better timeline, TeaClips and Ralph went on their nice little date to Road Rage. Seeing how beautiful she was in person, Ralph behaved himself and soon they were in love. She revealed that her real name was Amber Gris, heir to Gris clipping empire. Through her, Ralph became a true Southern gentleman, giving up the drink (except for a mint julep on special occasions) and rising to greater heights, with his fetching wife clipping his many great moments. Without the need to always sweep it up, Gator focuses on himself and becomes a talented video maker in his own right, receiving the vaunted 4 star hat from Mister Metokur and his idol's approval. The New Ralph Show, featuring Mister Gatorkur and Tea Clips, is the most popular show on all streaming platforms.

Anyway, everyone in this drama is fat bitch and it is kinda funny, but no-one really wins. Clips are good when done well, gateway to the livestreams they are taken from. Ralph has lost that, and comes off looking like a faggot. But Tea Clips wasn't always the best clipper, some of her clips were practically the whole livestream without any transformative elements, she paywalled shit, and got too involved. Probably smoke where fire; practically everyone hates her, unless they think they can get something from her. We all know what Ralph is, this incident was just the straw that broke the Gunt for a lot of guards (when he did far worse before this).

I just wanted Odysee to succeed, now it is clear it is going to die for certain.

 

[Jack Awful]

The people that hate Teaclips are more cow like than Teaclips herself, smdh.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I like to imagine that, in the better timeline, TeaClips and Ralph went on their nice little date to Road Rage. Seeing how beautiful she was in person, Ralph behaved himself and soon they were in love. She revealed that her real name was Amber Gris, heir to Gris clipping empire. Through her, Ralph became a true Southern gentleman, giving up the drink (except for a mint julep on special occasions) and rising to greater heights, with his fetching wife clipping his many great moments. Without the need to always sweep it up, Gator focuses on himself and becomes a talented video maker in his own right, receiving the vaunted 4 star hat from Mister Metokur and his idol's approval. The New Ralph Show, featuring Mister Gatorkur and Tea Clips, is the most popular show on all streaming platforms.

Anyway, everyone in this drama is fat bitch and it is kinda funny, but no-one really wins. Clips are good when done well, gateway to the livestreams they are taken from. Ralph has lost that, and comes off looking like a faggot. But Tea Clips wasn't always the best clipper, some of her clips were practically the whole livestream without any transformative elements, she paywalled shit, and got too involved. Probably smoke where fire; practically everyone hates her, unless they think they can get something from her. We all know what Ralph is, this incident was just the straw that broke the Gunt for a lot of guards (when he did far worse before this).

I just wanted Odysee to succeed, now it is clear it is going to die for certain.

I have no animosity but the one thing I took issue with at times was where the cut-off on these clips would be. I don't even hate the hustle if its monetization because that doesn't affect me in the slightest. Either watch the shit or don't as long as it's available, otherwise look elsewhere. I have no dog in this fight but it amazes how much this shit gets underneath people's skin.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Someone please tell me where I can get the tea_clips titty pics. As per the Collective Simping Agreement of 2019, the simp army is entitled to 3 titty pics a year yet we haven't seen one ever. I have faithfully defending my queen (peace be upon her) despite the overwhelming evidence she is the size of 1 and a half Chantals with an even more grotesque face. I did this all in the hope of one day getting to see the two fat gelatinous orbs that sag down from her chest from multiple different angles.

I believe I speak for everyone here when I say this to tea_clips, TITS OR GTFO.