DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pandalee’s Tits]

If you give Phil money you’re a retard. If you’re fine being a retard that’s ok, but there’s no point in trying to convince anyone here you’re of sound mind.

 

[PyroAlert]

How awesome would it be to get like 20 or more people to start protesting outside the snort fort? You can drive right up to Phil’s gate and there is plenty of room to have 20+ people yell at him while Khet drives him to Fred Meyer on his non streaming day.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here's what I can confirm (hence the username SquashDaRumors): AndretheDJ is NOT a sock account of OiC. That being said, here are reasons I like Phil: 1) His laugh, 2) The way he handles himself during horror games, and 3) The ability to provide off the cuff commentary without having a script. In the end, I'll support Phil based on my own choice or choices, whether that's tipping, pledging to his Patreon, buying merchandise (shirts/mugs), or simply just viewing (when it comes down to it, viewing is the grassroots effort, and I've been a viewer for a while, before direct capture). Currently, I do not need a money manager, but if I ever need one, that will also be a decision that I'll make. Thank you and God Bless! P.S. Just like I made the choice to tip Phil tonight/yesterday, I made the choice to create this account so I could reply and help set the record straight. Take care and God Bless!

Hi there OIC. Off the cuff commentary? Son you're deep in the pignosis because laughing at a waterfall isn't off the cuff commentary. The guy is less entertaining than literally every other streamer out there. Just go watch another one and you'll see how shit DSP is (and they don't beg every five seconds), keep deluding yourself though. Just really own the haters by dropping 10k on DSP in one tip, only for him to memory hole it the next day and be back to begging.

What an entertainer you've chosen to be a fan of.

Come on, DSP really needs your help, to pay his bills, while he makes six figures a year.

Edit: Actually while you're here how do you feel about DSP's WWE Champions addiction?

Second edit: By the way no one believes you when you say you're not someone. You've shown you lie and like to prop up Phil's popularity by using socks. You want us to stop thinking everyone is you? Stop tipping under sock accounts.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How awesome would it be to get like 20 or more people to start protesting outside the snort fort? You can drive right up to Phil’s gate and there is plenty of room to have 20+ people yell at him while Khet drives him to Fred Meyer on his non streaming day.

Make DSP a sympathetic figure, great strategy.

 

[Pargon]

How awesome would it be to get like 20 or more people to start protesting outside the snort fort? You can drive right up to Phil’s gate and there is plenty of room to have 20+ people yell at him while Khet drives him to Fred Meyer on his non streaming day.

I’m not going to disrupt a bunch of other peoples’ Tuesday or whenever it is Phil takes his day off as though every day isn’t filled to the brim convincing himself he’s having it large rather than the dull grey reality in which he lives just so DSP can peek out his drapes like a paranoiac and decide Fuck It, he’ll just microwave bagel bites for the seventh day in a row rather than face the minuscule slice of the world gathered outside his door.

He’s not even worth the vitriol I put into my posts, I just do it because waxing lyrical about a two-legged blobfish makes me smile.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I’m not going to disrupt a bunch of other peoples’ Tuesday or whenever it is Phil takes his day off as though every day isn’t filled to the brim convincing himself he’s having it large rather than the dull grey reality in which he lives just so DSP can peek out his drapes like a paranoiac and decide Fuck It, he’ll just microwave bagel bites for the seventh day in a row rather than face the minuscule slice of the world gathered outside his door.

He’s not even worth the vitriol I put into my posts, I just do it because waxing lyrical about a two-legged blobfish makes me smile.

Make DSP a sympathetic figure, great strategy.

Yes, lets not turn this into another Drachenlord situation.

 

[PutridElephant]

Yes, I was watching DDM's restream. He likes to gimmick up his shit, but it's still better than raw DSPGaming.

Is this a request for more gimmicks? That's all I have left to keep you guys entertained after he committed streamicide

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I doubt it is OIC, but on the slim chance it is, I have just one question. How does it feel to have spent $15,000 to become a mod, but still have to give Phil $1.30 every time you want to talk to him?

 

[Forbidden Math]

I doubt it is OIC, but on the slim chance it is, I have just one question. How does it feel to have spent $15,000 to become a mod, but still have to give Phil $1.30 every time you want to talk to him?

Here's my logic behind it being OIC: He claims that he knows AndretheDJ is not an OIC sock. That means he is either Andre, OIC, or DSP himself as those are the only three people who would know that. I'm not optimistic enough to think DSP is finally gracing us with a debunk thread so imo it's either AndretheDJ or OIC, and since I think they're the same person...

Edit: Also as @Anon Dimwit pointed out it's another three word name, that also tips me off.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Here's what I can confirm (hence the username SquashDaRumors): AndretheDJ is NOT a sock account of OiC.

Ok. See you around, then.

That being said, here are reasons I like Phil:.

Yeah, don't care.

Let me make you aware of a basic fact; Nobody needs to defend a quality YouTuber/streamer nor does one need to validate why they support them.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

That's how boring DSP's chat is. Now the league of extraordinary wheelchairs come here.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

These fucking superchat animations

 

[Oog]

If you give Phil money you’re a retard. If you’re fine being a retard that’s ok, but there’s no point in trying to convince anyone here you’re of sound mind.

i dont give phil money, but if someone sincerely finds his kahntent ironically funny/amusing, i dont see whats wrong with tipping him or whatever

 

[UaineRunei]

Is this a request for more gimmicks? That's all I have left to keep you guys entertained after he committed streamicide

My suggestion is playing the "Wh- what do I do?" sound everytime someone types anything in chat.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

i dont give phil money, but if someone sincerely finds his kahntent ironically funny/amusing, i dont see whats wrong with tipping him or whatever

Of course there’s nothing wrong with that, on its own. But a few things…
1. Doxxing has shown us the kind of…”mentality” someone has to have in order to find modern DSP streams entertaining, which are as boring as drying paint on a good day.
2. The fact that they don’t question what their money is being put towards, seeing as Phil constantly claims that he “really needs their money to keep his house”, as well as other stream improvements. He constantly writes off their donations as “being put straight to bills!” but we never see any changes before he goes right back to telling us his house is in danger yet again.
3. Some of his fans actively help him try and guilt-trip other viewers, such as withholding a giant triple digit donation to try and bait others into feeling sorry for Phil and spending their money to hit the Goal (which Phil has made the most crucial element of his streams despite his insistence otherwise)
TL;DR There’s nothing wrong with donating Phil’s streams but the constant guilt-tripping and e-begging surrounding his donations make it a strange ordeal.

 

[AceVentura]

Decided to pop on Ludwig's restream and unfortunately it's prestream. The number and power of Phil's snorts is fucking outrageous. The people that actually enjoy this shit have incredible tolerance for those kind of noises.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so this "beta sub mode" is for an exclusive club called....everyone. Yet Phil convinced himself he's god's gifts to streaming and youtube should feel more honored that he's streaming on it's platform than when PewDiePie started streaming or Doc came over. Sorta like how whales convinced themselves that detractors actually care if they throw money at phil and are angry when he hits the goal when "in reality" no one really cares.

oh hey is that totally not OIC?

EDIT - typos...now I wonder if I had a stroke...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Just really own the haters by dropping 10k on DSP in one tip, only for him to memory hole it the next day and be back to begging.

That pattern, perhaps more than anything else, really does display how stupid it is to give Phil any money, ever. No one with any honesty constantly needs more without it making any sense. Only liars.

That's how boring DSP's chat is. Now the league of extraordinary wheelchairs come here.

That is a fantastic name for them.

Decided to pop on Ludwig's restream and unfortunately it's prestream. The number and power of Phil's snorts is fucking outrageous. The people that actually enjoy this shit have incredible tolerance for those kind of noises.

At this point I'm tempted to think they actually like the sound of him snorting.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I am not suggesting this be done, my position is do not give any funds to Phil due to this gambling addiction, if you must give money to his household, send it to his wife instead if you absolutely can't resist, but you can initiate the charge back with the bank under the complaint "I wasn't given the item I was promised I was purchasing from the merchant when I initiated the transaction," due to the superchats not being read or left on the chat board for their advertised length of time youtube promises superchats that size go up there. That isn't a lie, it's a disagreement with the item provider over whether they delivered what was advertised to you and would probably keep the money in Phil's account while reversing the charges on the account used to send the funds, so youtube/alphabet/google is eating the loss at that juncture.

This won't work. You can tell your bank that the goods/services were not delivered or were not as promised, but the merchant has a chance to respond and submit their own evidence. YT sends over a copy of the SuperChat/Membership TOS, your claim gets denied, and DSP keeps all the money. Claiming fraud is more likely to work, it's just monumentally stupid to take that kind of risk for cringeworthy troll attempts.

EDIT: Do not give money to DSP under any circumstances ever, you can troll him for free. Do not commit fraud to try to reclaim money you've foolishly given him.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

I watched an archive of Proper's restream of the most recent Pokemon Snap stream (the first stream where he turned on North Korea Chat mode) and I swear he mentioned DA TROOOOOOOLLZ finally being defeated, foiled, and left seething and coping every 10 minutes or so. It's honestly hilarious that he mentioned trolls much less frequently when his chat was just 95% people shitting on him and hopping on different sock accounts and impersonating Derich. Like the most he would do when it was still Freedom chat is yell at DA TROOOOOLLZ at the halfway point of his stream and then he'd text emoboy, Fagginz and Madara the inDENTured servant to come do their jobs and clean it up like the unpaid jannies they are.

We always lived rent-free in Dave's head, but I always imagined each one of us had an apartment in his head. Now I'm convinced that every single one of us detractors has an extremely luxurious megamansion that we live rent-free in inside his gin-soaked head.

Its free real estate.