Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
Dick had a friend bring a sex doll over to his house for some reason, and apparently it’s oddly heavy. The fingers were all fucked up and odd.
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Why would you bring your sex doll over to Dick's? Too show off how much he jizzed in it? You know the audience is going to think they took turns on it. Do people bring their pocket pussies to show off to their friends (human partners excluded)?
 
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High Tea said:
Why would you bring your sex doll over to Dick's? Too show off how much he jizzed in it? You know the audience is going to think they took turns on it. Do people bring their pocket pussies to show off to their friends (human partners excluded)?
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I think it’s Dick’s doll now.
He said something about a film shoot, I honestly don’t understand what’s going on.
 
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This is a x-post from Killstream slampig and abortion addict Peyton Higgins. For context she is attempting to transition in the world of making retarded Tik Tok videos for the Gunt and his simps to the i2p world Fame then something happened that caused the red eye and blah blah blah, she texted this cause edgy and funny am I right bois?
This is not a dig at Dax by Pey, she is rolling with the "le epic trolls trollin" narrative Dax uses as his crutch. When your own fans are joking you are a pedo who wants to fuck children maybe it's time to rethink your life decisions and "brand."

I'd like to point out Dax said not to buy into Dogecoin, AMC or Gamestop. As of 6/09/21 even if you did not do the reddit believing in the meme crap, you still would have made INSANE profit if $300 a share for GME and $60 a share for AMC were your exit prices (stocks that were once less than $5 a share).
Dax said not to get dogecoin... which went from less than a penny to around $.60-$.30 a dogecoin.
When asked what crypto to go with on Ralph's Chaggot episode he seemed to know nothing other than standard Etherium/bitcoin. His own crypto coin is worthless. As far as his "investments" in bitcoin, one accusation team Maddox kept making was Dax stole bitcoin from the bonus episodes. On his show he talked about how he didn't start a index fund for retirement until his late thirties durring the success of The Dick Show (mind you this is the Vice President of a Marketing company who is allegedly a Cal-Tech graduate, despite also saying he is a drop out of CalTech.)

I know this may sound crazy but maybe Dax isn't the investment wizard with the Midas touch that he alleges.
Just kidding, he lives in a barbie dream mansion slaying model pussy and his live in girlfriend was never a camwhore.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
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This is a x-post from Killstream slampig and abortion addict Peyton Higgins. For context she is attempting to transition in the world of making retarded Tik Tok videos for the Gunt and his simps to the i2p world Fame then something happened that caused the red eye and blah blah blah, she texted this cause edgy and funny am I right bois?
This is not a dig at Dax by Pey, she is rolling with the "le epic trolls trollin" narrative Dax uses as his crutch. When your own fans are joking you are a pedo who wants to fuck children maybe it's time to rethink your life decisions and "brand."
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She can make all the jokes she wants, but everyone knows she got poop in her eye.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
I'd like to point out Dax said not to buy into Dogecoin, AMC or Gamestop. As of 6/09/21 even if you did not do the reddit believing in the meme crap, you still would have made INSANE profit if $300 a share for GME and $60 a share for AMC were your exit prices (stocks that were once less than $5 a share).
Dax said not to get dogecoin... which went from less than a penny to around $.60-$.30 a dogecoin.
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I'll be honest that seems like actually great advice.
Because at the end those are literally just gambling, it's not investing.
 
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