Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[lottalove]

I can’t tell you how tired I am of fat girls whining about their eating disorders. It’s the same as her being high as fuck while bragging about her three months of sobriety.

And according to the tumblr with

clonidine, 3/day (anti-cravings, anti-hypertension)
lamictal (anti-epileptic, for affective disorders)
klonopin 2mg, 1/day (antiepileptic)
seroquel (sleep, antidepressant, atypical neuroleptic)

- she is on a good handful of braindeath-maintaining drugs.
(besides acutely needing her teeth whitened and reading glasses on medicaid )

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

And according to the tumblr with

clonidine, 3/day (anti-cravings, anti-hypertension)
lamictal (anti-epileptic, for affective disorders)
klonopin 2mg, 1/day (antiepileptic)
seroquel (sleep, antidepressant, atypical neuroleptic)

- she is on a good handful of braindeath-maintaining drugs.
(besides acutely needing her teeth whitened and reading glasses on medicaid )

It sounds like a typical combo they use on troublesome, non-productive idiots with poor impulse control that everyone is tired of dealing with.

Better to make them like docile animals in a sleepy stupor, laying around in section 8 housing than let them be desperate, energetic and troublesome shitflinging monkeys that get in the way of normal society and waste everyone’s time and resources.

So did Luna’s dad make a miraculous recovery? She went from posting about him being on deaths door and biding her time until his apartment was finally hers, to total radio silence on the subject.

 

[multiverse]

So did Luna’s dad make a miraculous recovery?

And is mom handing over cash and presents again? Because Luna thinks her mom's therapist is going g to finance her some free inpatient.

 

[random good picture]

its been said before but her art isnt terrible, she just injects so much of her overinflated fattened ego into all of it. she doesnt realize how good she has it. her world is so insular and when the foundation is shaken she has the ability to run to rich daddy and the internet to increase her hoard like a dragon. thankfully her crackheaded mother was there for her to swoop in and take her housing. its just hedonism. to its core luna is a fucking loser but is enabled further by her stans and covert watchers.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

its been said before but her art isnt terrible, she just injects so much of her overinflated fattened ego into all of it. she doesnt realize how good she has it. her world is so insular and when the foundation is shaken she has the ability to run to rich daddy and the internet to increase her hoard like a dragon. thankfully her crackheaded mother was there for her to swoop in and take her housing. its just hedonism. to its core luna is a fucking loser but is enabled further by her stans and covert watchers.

speaking of shes just never going to be kicked out at this point is she?

 

[tasty humane burger]

I feel disgusted that I own a lot of the same skincare as the stuff Luna has on her list.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I feel disgusted that I own a lot of the same skincare as the stuff Luna has on her list.

You should.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I feel disgusted that I own a lot of the same skincare as the stuff Luna has on her list.

Do better anon, literally everything she’s using is shit besides The Ordinary Vitamin C 30% emulsion but since it’s a silicone based product it’s going to go GREAT with that rosehip seed oil and her water based moisturizers.

good skincare isn’t expensive if you know how to shop, and Luna doesn’t know how to shop. She buys cheap plastic crap that’s cute but ineffective for the most part.

 

[peach tea]

Do better anon, literally everything she’s using is shit besides The Ordinary Vitamin C 30% emulsion but since it’s a silicone based product it’s going to go GREAT with that rosehip seed oil and her water based moisturizers.

good skincare isn’t expensive if you know how to shop, and Luna doesn’t know how to shop. She buys cheap plastic crap that’s cute but ineffective for the most part.

She for sure only buys things based on how kawaii and aesthetic the packaging is with zero regard for the ingredients or what the product is actually supposed to do. Those child like bottles with cartoon character lids are the exact marketing logic companies use when they make toothpaste look like spider man or Elsa.

Luna is such a fucking idiot that she falls for the same gimmicks that get toddlers to throw a tantrum in the grocery store because they want the ketchup with SHREK and NOT the regular kind!

That shit could literally contain rat poison and piss and she would still buy it and slather her greasy face in it because posting the bottle on Instagram is her real reasoning for the purchase.

Also, I wish someone would tell her that the way she pokes her tongue between her teeth just looks like she’s having a stroke and it doesn’t make her smile look cute. I’m not gonna be the one who says it, because I don’t actually care, but it would be funny if one of the 4 people who interact with her social media did it for me.

edit: literally have no idea why the html italicized my entire post.
Came back to edit and the code is gone lmao?

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Old Lurch must be thrilled to know that he's the love of Luna's life apart from her dead girlfriend and some internet rando she never even met offline. Not so much the man of her dreams as the man in her immediate vicinity.

 

[random good picture]

thats about it tho luna thinks shes in love but its just the next high on to the other.laughing at this chick over the years boiled down to what will she do when shes forced to be sober. i actually kind of feel sympathy. matthew isnt her knight in shining armor, hes just the next injection to her self made paradise.

 

[Flarp]

It's so creepy how she has these temporary attachments to her goddamn stuffed animals. The way she signed that card with the names she gave a bunch of her inanimate objects of the week is so pathetic and unsettling. I don't think even an extremely young child would grow these seemingly strong attachments to things only for it to be completely forgotten and lost amongst the heap of useless stuff in the speedy fashion in which she does.

 

[Loony Tunes]

Will she ever get kicked out of her stolen apartment?

and for fucks sake lunatic, you don’t have an eating disorder just because you hate your body and decide to skip a few meals for a day.

 

[Oscar Winner]

and for fucks sake lunatic, you don’t have an eating disorder just because you hate your body and decide to skip a few meals for a day.

Why not? That's how Tess got diagnosed. Same/same.

 

[Loony Tunes]

Why not? That's how Tess got diagnosed. Same/same.

Luna diagnosed herself via pro Ana tumblr.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

More money wasted on dumb shit.

 

[multiverse]

More money wasted on dumb shit.
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FAT.

 

[Little Dark Age]

More money wasted on dumb shit.
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Jesus this really drives it home that her "fiance" (lul) truly is just a weird doddering old man, idc if he has scraggly long hair and a NIN tattoo. If she's going to bang some gross old guy with health problems who buys goofy sportsball cakes, at least bang a rich one.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

More money wasted on dumb shit.
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Did he buy her a cake for her birthday? That would be funny if he he will get one for this event but not her bday lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

More money wasted on dumb shit.
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Even better that the cake is fucking pastel with roses, instead of you know, navy and white with baseballs, bats or pinstripes. “Yanks 2021 World Champs” written in hot pink icing is the perfect final touch.

I wonder how often Lurch tells Luna about how he’d be playing in the MBA right now if it wasn’t for his “injury” and claims all the scouts came to watch him play in high school. Weekly? Daily?