The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Penis can burn make two group meals: kabobs and burritos. We've seen both many times now, but I don't remember seeing them post any other culinary... adventures.

The rest of what they make is probably those frozen microwave meals we saw in their carts.

 

[Owlflaps]

Maybe they screwed up the kabobs because grilling is strictly a MALE activity. Here's to hoping they don't accidentally burn their house down... Or get carbon poisoning. /sneed

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I get that nobody wants to eat Kraft Mac'n'Cheese every night, but if you're regularly having to run multiple fundraisers just for bills, maybe dial it back on the wannabe food porn.
Also, come on, 'kabab' is not a hard word to spell.

No way, I would really rather eat Kraft Dinner every night than what they serve up. The problem with a bunch of frozen dinners followed by 'real' food is you'll shit your guts out, your stomach has adapted to microwaved plastic and isn't prepared for burrito night. Real fresh ingredients just make it worse.

 

[Miss Misery]

I confess my old gas stovetop had a melted plastic knob, due to a houseguest, a cast iron skillet, and distraction...

But the knobs were on TOP of the stove, not in front of the range, and it was relatively easy to rest a pan on them when you weren't paying attention.

How the fuck did Penny's melty boo-boo even happen? Also the knobs on their stove look like the same brushed stainless as the rest of the range... not that that's indicative of anything. They make pretty shiny plastics these days...

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I confess my old gas stovetop had a melted plastic knob, due to a houseguest, a cast iron skillet, and distraction...

But the knobs were on TOP of the stove, not in front of the range, and it was relatively easy to rest a pan on them when you weren't paying attention.

How the fuck did Penny's melty boo-boo even happen? Also the knobs on their stove look like the same brushed stainless as the rest of the range... not that that's indicative of anything. They make pretty shiny plastics these days...

Honest question, what's the odds one of these clowns mistook the *lid* of the casserole dish for the actual oven-safe part?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

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Holy shit those reactions. Love the classic male aggression, very cool.

There is no way the entire community isn't sick of them already. It's only a matter of time til more twitter fights.

 

[who dare wins?]

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First of all, good job for alienating yourself more and making yourselves out as a bunch of city slicking retards who dont even know how to grow your own potatoes let alone actually take proper care of alpacas of any sort. I will commend you on how absolutely autistic you are penny, or whatever troon at the ranch is reading this. Second is that those do not look like good kebabs (considering you burned the fucking KNOBS OFF), why is there so much fruit? ive only ever had greek style kebabs and they are fucking good (especially home made) but what in the literal fuck is that. Honestly, we need

Penis can burn make two group meals: kabobs and burritos. We've seen both many times now, but I don't remember seeing them post any other culinary... adventures.

I saw a shitload of spring rolls they had, so I assume they just have those and a bunch of fatty sweets they much on as they post online about more retarded shit.


Also want to ask, anyone have any more news about the documentary ash is making? Have not seen much news around besides the trailer made
Gordon Ramsey here.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I like how despite giving themselves a great excuse to clean their stove (sawdust all over it from the hood installation) those black grease spots on it are still there.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Frat houses full of mentally deficient drunks manage themselves better than this. Holy hell. Just. How? Why?

 

[AprilRains]

My favorite part is he didn't tell Bonners, Bon-bon had to find out via twitter even though they live in the same general space.

I guess we all know where the inevitable breakup drama will be enacted.

 

[Dagobert]

grilling is strictly a MALE activity.

While I could see the Tranchlings using this logic, is grilling actually a stereotypically male thing to do? I may not have heard this because the Dagobert family is abnormal and both of my parents grill, not just my Dad. In fact, my Mom usually does a better job with steaks and the like because my Dad likes his shit well done.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

While I could see the Tranchlings using this logic, is grilling actually a stereotypically male thing to do? I may not have heard this because the Dagobert family is abnormal and both of my parents grill, not just my Dad. In fact, my Mom usually does a better job with steaks and the like because my Dad likes his shit well done.

Stereotypically yes, grilling is a male thing.

 

[Angel Phish]

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I would love to get access to the local private social media in Westcliffe. Nextdoor and the private Facebook groups, etc. Because you just know there's at least one, and probably more, dedicated to bitching about the hostile speds kick starting the Dustbowl 2: Electric Boogaloo in their backyard.
You can tell Tim here is just on the edge of his ability to be civil, poor man, so you know there's been a lot to push him this far. Imagine all the juicy retardation they get up to that we *don't* know about because even the tranchlings are smart enough to keep it off social media.

 

[Ghjkl63]

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God I fucking hate this "we will tread" shit. Larping as if you're liberating anyone while blatantly saying you're treading on other peoples rights. Fuckin unreal.

 

[DatBepisTho]

God I fucking hate this "we will tread" shit. Larping as if you're liberating anyone while blatantly saying you're treading on other peoples rights. Fuckin unreal.

Even the mongoose and secretary bird variants are less fascist propaganda-looking than this one.

 

[Owlflaps]

While I could see the Tranchlings using this logic, is grilling actually a stereotypically male thing to do? I may not have heard this because the Dagobert family is abnormal and both of my parents grill, not just my Dad. In fact, my Mom usually does a better job with steaks and the like because my Dad likes his shit well done.

Even though I said it jest, grilling is usually considered a masculine hobby. Hilariously enough, they also fail at knowing their way around operating kitchen appliances, which is considered a stereotypically feminine trait. Masculine or feminine, they're massive failures at cooking.

 

[funny amogus haha]

tbh it's kind of impressive that they managed to melt part of an oven, I never would have thought it was possible to fuck up like that

 

[NyQuilninja]

For that to happen, you'd have to assume that the troons won't conclude that the current stove is irrevocably broken and begin a new round of begging to buy a brand new stove, because the reason that the old one "broke" is so obviously that it isn't expensive enough. Awfully of you. Should this saga play itself out, my bet is that they're going to buy the most expensive fucking stove they can find.

I'm not gonna lie if I had unlimited amounts of fuck you money I too would buy that stove. It's a beautiful Crafted and extremely unnecessary piece of kitchen art

 

[BScCollateral]

Edit- maybe they'll have proof if Earl forgets and leaves his bottle of Old Spice body wash.

They'd have proof if Earl leaves soap in the shower.

 

[Coily]

America is so capitalist, private citizens subsidize some parasites John Wayne fantasy camp.