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[Kabuki Actor]

Love isn't a sin and troons are incapable of it, Apathy falls under Sloth, and what the fuck is Fae!? That's not a thing no matter how much you insist Jesus was trans.

Apparently, Fae is when you don't have any sins. Its inclusion with the traditional 7 is fake and gay, but I'm personally willing to grant it to them. I had the exact same thought about apathy too- are troons really so lazy that they had to split up sloth into two separate sins to accomodate all of them?

It's being held exempt from moral judgment because you've committed the sin of apostasy like the cosmic force of Chaotic Neutral that "fae" represent in syncretic demonization.

 

[Miss Misery]

He always frames it as having a problem with “tightness.” Let me remind you less than a day after I repeated this before: HE CANNOT EVEN FIT A PINKY INTO THE AMHOLE. Any woman would go to the ER if that happened to them. Kevin will never, ever be “filled” with even the most average 5 incher. Cope!

I posted this in a Yaniv thread a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating. This is from an OB/GYN examining a MTF trans patient for the first time:

Vulva is WNL. Former testicles were lifted and part of the scrotum appears to have been incorporated into the creation of a labia majora. Penile shaft with urethra was inverted under the skin and emerges above the neovagina. The extant testicles are palpable in each labia, and are approximately 1 cm in diameter - hard and smooth. The vagina appears to be atrophic but without lesions. The skin lining seems to be formed of external epithelium. Palpation of the bottom of the vagina reveals what is likely the prostate. The vagina can accommodate a single digit to a depth of 5 cm comfortably.

5cm = 2 inches.

So hardcore doubt to the idea that neovaginas are so perfect and awesome that gynecologists can't even tell.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Favorite? Pretty sure all of these apply to you Kev.
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I didn't think I would ever see the day when someone would go to the effort of providing graphics for which type of sin describes them best. I suppose Saint Paul said it best when describing their general attitude: "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

Kevin delights in sin and debauchery so much that he's perfectly willing to joke about which one he engages in the most. Very pitiful, really.

 

[Angel Phish]

I posted this in a Yaniv thread a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating. This is from an OB/GYN examining a MTF trans patient for the first time:


5cm = 2 inches.

So hardcore doubt to the idea that neovaginas are so perfect and awesome that gynecologists can't even tell.

I knew neovaginas were a scam but holy shit. No wonder the only sex Kevin is having is in his head

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Being sinless is not a sin nor does it make you like an Irish fairy.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I love that wedge has the audacity to think that these words will actually stop these groups of people from buying his porn. He has no control over who buys them or not. He also admits here that sex work is exploitative without realizing it.

I mean this is why Leftists are always gonna be poorer than people on the right. Also whoever bought Kevins and Wedges first set of "erotic" "sex" should ask for a refund since there is a good over-under they fall into Wedges "DONT BUY FROM ME" requirements.

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Pretty sure you were dreaming of having a vulva before your SRS. U retard.

New autism glasses that fit for his giant ass head.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLYSHIT

Ok, I may be wrong but I am 100% sure there is already an image of Kevin with these goggles on. The note said, "I hope THIS one fits". Kevin had a pair of these goggles sent to him but his moon head was so fucking massive that he had to send it back (To another AGP TiM) who makes these exclusively for MtF transbians. HAHAHAHA Kevin has a massive head even in the AGP world hahahaaa

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I mean this is why Leftists are always gonna be poorer than people on the right. Also whoever bought Kevins and Wedges first set of "erotic" "sex" should ask for a refund since there is a good over-under they fall into Wedges "DONT BUY FROM ME" requirements.


Pretty sure you were dreaming of having a vulva before your SRS. U retard.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLYSHIT

Ok, I may be wrong but I am 100% sure there is already an image of Kevin with these goggles on. The note said, "I hope THIS one fits". Kevin had a pair of these goggles sent to him but his moon head was so fucking massive that he had to send it back (To another AGP TiM) who makes these exclusively for MtF transbians. HAHAHAHA Kevin has a massive head even in the AGP world hahahaaa

You're 100% correct, he posted about them before. There's an entire transgender furry cult associated with these glowing pink visors, known as the Korps. As a matter of fact, they are so bizarre, that they earned a thread all to themselves after Kevin drew our attention to them. I don't know off the top of my head where in Kevin's own thread that his original tweet about the first pair of glowing pink retard goggles was, but I know for a fact that a screenshot of it is also included in the OP of that thread.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Kevin and the Tranchers really are my favorite pack of lolcows. Where else outside of an asylum do you get to study so many fundamentally broken individuals all reacting to each others' crazy?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Little update on Ripley

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[Troon Anthropologist]

Kevin and the Tranchers really are my favorite pack of lolcows. Where else outside of an asylum do you get to study so many fundamentally broken individuals all reacting to each others' crazy?

Was gonna say “hobo camp”, but I guess that’s basically what the tranch is.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He always frames it as having a problem with “tightness.” Let me remind you less than a day after I repeated this before: HE CANNOT EVEN FIT A PINKY INTO THE AMHOLE. Any woman would go to the ER if that happened to them. Kevin will never, ever be “filled” with even the most average 5 incher. Cope!

It doesn’t sound like it’s so much a length problem as it is a girth. Some guys may have a very short penis, shorter than a pinky finger, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy with the girth of a pinky finger.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It doesn’t sound like it’s so much a length problem as it is a girth. Some guys may have a very short penis, shorter than a pinky finger, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy with the girth of a pinky finger.

IMO it's closing up from the inside out, but let's just conclude it's an issue of both girth and length.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I’m a little late but I want to respond to Kevin’s comment that women are more readily accepting of him into our female spaces

No. Troons just don’t have any regard for consent nor understanding of female behavior. If they are not automatically granted access to female-exclusive spaces, they send graphically violent death threats or nail dead animals to building exteriors. They are FORCING themselves into our spaces without our consent. Anyone have that pic handy of the hulking 6 foot troon next to the dainty natal female with the PowerPoint presentation behind them? I think it’s from some kind of lecture. If anyone has it, please post it because you can see the female’s body language broadcasting fear as plain as day.

The handmaidens who do accept or welcome them do not speak for the vast majority of women. And even they are condescending to the troons in a “awe look at him try, bless his little heart” sort of way. Like you might do for a downsie in a tard helmet if you saw him attempting to do something beyond his ability.

All women. All. Are either being completely patronizing or they are exhibiting fawning/appeasement in order to avoid a violent confrontation. Every single one of the troons is instantly clockable to a woman no matter how many handmaidens protest otherwise. They are protesting to spare troon feelings. The way they walk, the way their voices sound (even with surgery), the way they stand, the way they behave- all of it is clockable and women react to the immediate danger accordingly.

 

[eDove]

Little update on Ripley
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What a terrible fucking name.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What a terrible fucking name.

It wouldn't be a troon without a terrible name that comes from anime or video games.

 

[Dangerhair]

Was gonna say “hobo camp”, but I guess that’s basically what the tranch is.

Interestingly enough, legit Depression-era hobo "jungles" (camps) had standards, ones that the Trancheros wouldn't have met.

They even classified themselves into 3 main groups:

Tramps: Too honest to steal, too proud to beg. Will travel and work in the shittiest conditions imaginable to earn a living.
Hobos: Will work when work is to be had, but will also beg and borrow, but never steal, when necessary.
Bums: Lazy individuals who refuse to work. Will beg when they can, and steal when that dries up.

Most jungles had rules like the following:

-Don't disrupt the lives of the townspeople. Be respectful to them, and don't give them a reason to want us thrown out.

-Work when you can get it, and be grateful, even if the work is hard and the pay is low. Complaining wears out the welcome for everybody.

-Keep the jungle neat, and don't allow trash and filth to pile up.

-Look out for your fellow jungle mates. If someone is sick, hurt, or hungry, do what you can to help. You don't have to give your last penny, but if you have a nickel, just remember next time it could be you.

-Child runaways must be encouraged to return to their parents, and if they refuse, turned into the authorities. At all times and without exception, they must be protected from danger at all costs.

-Drunks, dope-fiends, junkies and bums ruin things for everybody. They bring crime and disease. They are not welcome in the jungle, and if they don't move on, they will be moved on.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

And if I had to see this then so do you. I don't know how to upload videos (keep getting an error), and frankly I don't want to, the screenshot should be sufficient to burn your eyeballs.

I can't say I'm not happy that you couldn't upload that video, but next time you go to upload and you get an error just hit post. It will show up when posted, it just always shows an error for some reason (at least for me).

I posted this in a Yaniv thread a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating. This is from an OB/GYN examining a MTF trans patient for the first time:


5cm = 2 inches.

So hardcore doubt to the idea that neovaginas are so perfect and awesome that gynecologists can't even tell.

It annoys me so much that trannies are wasting the time of OB-GYNs. Could you imagine rearranging the way an entire specialty practices medicine because a few loony troons don't want to go to the right doctor? Let's force dentists to learn how to take care of bunions. "Dentists can't tell my foot isn't a mouth! Honest!"

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Anyone have that pic handy of the hulking 6 foot troon next to the dainty natal female with the PowerPoint presentation behind them? I think it’s from some kind of lecture. If anyone has it, please post it because you can see the female’s body language broadcasting fear as plain as day.

I gotcha. (Plus bonus hilarious cope twitter thread from said troon.)

 

[Brain Problems]

It annoys me so much that trannies are wasting the time of OB-GYNs. Could you imagine rearranging the way an entire specialty practices medicine because a few loony troons don't want to go to the right doctor? Let's force dentists to learn how to take care of bunions. "Dentists can't tell my foot isn't a mouth! Honest!"

These visits are, like everything else in a troon's short and aggravating life, designed to force the rest of the world to grit its teeth and validate their delusions. Without external validation they have nothing in-spite of swearing up and down that they're True and Honest no matter what anyone else says.

Kevin is a shining example of constantly seeking said validation but luckily him and the rest of the Tranch Man-Hands are such anti-social spergs that the closest we get is him getting dragged to Costco or some boring restaurant in their fucked up female larp get-ups.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Interestingly enough, legit Depression-era hobo "jungles" (camps) had standards, ones that the Trancheros wouldn't have met.

They even classified themselves into 3 main groups:

Tramps: Too honest to steal, too proud to beg. Will travel and work in the shittiest conditions imaginable to earn a living.
Hobos: Will work when work is to be had, but will also beg and borrow, but never steal, when necessary.
Bums: Lazy individuals who refuse to work. Will beg when they can, and steal when that dries up.

Most jungles had rules like the following:

-Don't disrupt the lives of the townspeople. Be respectful to them, and don't give them a reason to want us thrown out.

-Work when you can get it, and be grateful, even if the work is hard and the pay is low. Complaining wears out the welcome for everybody.

-Keep the jungle neat, and don't allow trash and filth to pile up.

-Look out for your fellow jungle mates. If someone is sick, hurt, or hungry, do what you can to help. You don't have to give your last penny, but if you have a nickel, just remember next time it could be you.

-Child runaways must be encouraged to return to their parents, and if they refuse, turned into the authorities. At all times and without exception, they must be protected from danger at all costs.

-Drunks, dope-fiends, junkies and bums ruin things for everybody. They bring crime and disease. They are not welcome in the jungle, and if they don't move on, they will be moved on.

Good rules for anyone moving into another community where they might not be welcome, or just a new community in general. I'd love to explain to the Tranchers and troons in general that Emotional Bank Account Theory applies on the social level, not just the personal.

OT but it genuinely pains me that more hobo camps these days don't seem to want to follow these rules. Must be all the drugs nowadays.

edit: changed 'political' to 'personal'. I shouldn't post when tired.