Kiwi Farms Reviews

[The Riddler]

Because Tumblr is 100% love, tolerance and acceptance!
That tumblrina has the self-awarness of a sea cocumber.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Spoiler: Scary Logos

The Kiwi Farms logo is based on a stylized kiwi bird, with a teardrop shaped symbol in the center. Some find this to be the more unsettling feature of the logo, as it resembles a pair of pincers, not unlike that of an earwig. The bold serif font that accompanies the logo is also somewhat imposing.

Many find the logo frighting not due to the design, but due to the nature of the website itself. The Kiwi Farms is considered by many to be the most retched hive of scum and villainy this side of 4chan.

 

[Jaimas]

I've been saving this for just such an occasion:

 

[ON 190]

I've been saving this for just such an occasion:

And Cop Dog bless you for it.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Why do all of the people that hate the farms have really shitty layouts?

 

[Toast]

Why do all of the people that hate the farms have really shitty layouts?

CSS is one of their triggers

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Yikes. His cholesterol must be through the roof with all that salt.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Spoiler: Scary Logos

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Our logo is based on one of the most fucked up animals in existence. If it instills terror in anyone I think it's time to get off the internet and go back to eating glue.
And seriously, what the fuck is with the same Star Wars reference again?

 

[HypeBeast]

"Retched hive of scum and villainy"

Spoiler: kiwi farms lair irl

 

[Ruin]

Now that we're literally terrorists can we have our own uniforms? I vote for combat boots, black leather trench coats, and skellington masks.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Watch out guys, people are making it public that we're MEANIES!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

This is Connor, a.k.a. The Gift, formerly known as Giftorcurse. I apologize for not being on the forums lately, because I've earned the wrath of the Kiwi Farms, formerly known as the CWCki Forums.

 

[Toast]

Our logo is based on one of the most fucked up animals in existence.

Fun fact: Kiwi is the bird with the biggest ratio body/egg.

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING: Body issues

 

[XYZpdq]

What's dog jello and friendmechanicism?

 

[Cubanodun]

another tumblrina with feefees obliterated, a normal day in the farms

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Another day, another person of interest delusionally thinking the Farms is a homogeneous group of people they don't like.

 

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Spoiler: Scary Logos

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Only scary thing I see on that page is that godawful background. Seriously people, here... buy this book. It's like $18 - even Silver the Asexual Wonderelf can afford it with their part-time job. If you're gonna be serious about something at least try.

Now that we're literally terrorists can we have our own uniforms? I vote for combat boots, black leather trench coats, and skellington masks.

Only if we get Liefeld-esque shoulder pads.

I want to be able to blot out the sun when I walk into a room.

 

[MasterDisaster]

This is Connor, a.k.a. The Gift, formerly known as Giftorcurse. I apologize for not being on the forums lately, because I've earned the wrath of the Kiwi Farms, formerly known as the CWCki Forums.

damn, OliveOilMom is dolling out the sagest of advice.

Edit: Even WrongPlanet thinks Conner is being a whiny little bitch.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

This is Connor, a.k.a. The Gift, formerly known as Giftorcurse. I apologize for not being on the forums lately, because I've earned the wrath of the Kiwi Farms, formerly known as the CWCki Forums.

Oh my God, the layout on that site looks like, surprise surprise, utter shit. Are we operating in the rule of threes or is this going to be an ongoing trend?

 

[GS 281]

Lol, remember when you guys sent that box of gifts to Chris? That was an epic burn.