The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Pocket Dragoon]

So what he's saying, is that HE MELTED THE PLASTIC KNOBS. How fucking incompetent do you need to be to have that happen? This stove is going to be the cause of death for the tranch and I'm all for it

My first thought was he tried to do a flambé, or flambéd the knobs using a cooking spray with the burner on.

 

[Old Fart]

There was only ever one knob near that stove and it wasn't made of plastic.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

He left the oven door cracked open I bet. The rising heat melts the knobs

 

[SCRAM]

He left the oven door cracked open I bet. The rising heat melts the knobs

Well If they're going to get a new oven maybe the next one should be gas. I hear leaving the door open on a gas oven can cut your heating bill down by several troons.

 

[Miss Misery]

He left the oven door cracked open I bet. The rising heat melts the knobs

I'm quite sure they've never once used that oven.

Spoiler: Bonnie decided to bait the locals after the hashtag spergout...

 

[Coily]

Weren't these folks all for community, solidarity and stuff?

 

[DatBepisTho]

Weren't these folks all for community, solidarity and stuff?

It's only a community to them if they receive nonstop asspats and access to prime lesbeans.

 

[Gone Ham]

Spoiler: Bonnie decided to bait the locals after the hashtag spergout...

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>Only getting 14 likes
God how pathetic

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Anyone have a map of the ranch? Just curious as to how it's laid out

 

[break these cuffs]

Anyone have a map of the ranch? Just curious as to how it's laid out

Just sat imagery. The latest stuff after the Tranchers took is all real low res stuff unless you wanna pay.

Spoiler: Bonnie decided to bait the locals after the hashtag spergout...

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They don't shoot enough to need to regularly clean their mags. Nobody lays out there ammo like that when they do. The pretend tacticool manpurse is not only stupid, but unsafe and he does't have a job to take it to. Unrealistically staged and terrible larp overall, but the hashtag situation has potential. Phil is much better at larping than Paul and that isn't saying much.

 

[Prolego]

If a male in the UK wants to cut their chance of being murdered by a factor of 3, the best thing they can do is troon out

The homicide rate for males is ~17 per million each year
The homicide rate for mtf troons is ~6 per million each year

Troons in the UK:

Stonewall gives about ~600,000​

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Finding the AGP's. The gov did an lgbt survey and found:

NB's 50%​

mtf 28%​

ftm 22%​

Gives us about ~168,000 mtf troons in the UK
On average there is ~1 mtf troon a year killed in the UK
So 6 per million yearly homicide rate

And if you troon out and don't sell your arse for sex, you reduce your chance of being murdered even more, as 80% of those murdered mtf's were sex workers

Isn't it also a fact that most of the troons killed are murdered by other troons. So if UK troons want to live longer they're best off avoiding the company of troons.

Spoiler: Bonnie decided to bait the locals after the hashtag spergout...

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So they still haven't bothered to take their old stove to the tip, but just dragged it out on to the balcony to rust away. Although as that balcony looks in bad need of a paint, it might just fall through the rotting wood first. I wonder if they'll take away the corpse of whichever troon it eventually falls on, or just leave it to the flies.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

They really should practice better fire safety. If that place goes up, the fire department is not going to get there for a while and that’s assuming the troons aren’t incapacitated and are able to call 911. All the garbage in there is going to make escaping hard. And that ammo is going to cause a huge safety hazard. I wouldn’t test my luck leaving the oven door open like that.

 

[break these cuffs]

Isn't it also a fact that most of the troons killed are murdered by other troons. So if UK troons want to live longer they're best off avoiding the company of troons.

I don't know about getting killed by other troons, but I used to go to one of the sites that memorializes murdered trannies and look through the reports at the end of the year. They'd almost exclusively be black or latino and their murders overwhelmingly involve current/former lovers, drugs, or prostitution. Sometimes it's all three. Like 5 or so years ago I actually worked out the troon murder rate adjusted for population based on best available numbers from troon advocates. IIRC they were about 4x safer than the average population. I think they were 10x safer than the average woman which is even more impactful when you look at the disparity between male and female homicide victims. Men are murdered 3 to 1 compared to women in the US.

Nobody is holocausting trannies.

 

[0 0]

I like how despite giving themselves a great excuse to clean their stove (sawdust all over it from the hood installation) those black grease spots on it are still there.

There's an innate satisfaction behind investing an hour or two into cleaning something and finishing it up to an immaculate result. I'd presume this notion is common in individuals who would run a farm since that's a majority of their daily tasks, but I guess the tranch is a collective of pioneers in ranching.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's an innate satisfaction behind investing an hour or two into cleaning something and finishing it up to an immaculate result. I'd presume this notion is common in individuals who would run a farm since that's a majority of their daily tasks, but I guess the tranch is a collective of pioneers in ranching.

This is the source of a lot of the MATI on this thread, I think.

Who hasn't had a fantasy where they and a bunch of their friends buy a big house/farm and have an us-against-the-world commune thing, grow some vegetables, work part time, fix up cars, share meals, have each other's backs? (Then you remember you can't stand Stephanie's boyfriend, and that if someone leaves dirty dishes in the sink one more time you will murder them, and move on to a different daydream.)

These goofballs have all their friends and alleged sex partners in the same house; many more of them live next door. And they're still just dicking around on the internet, begging for money, living out of cardboard boxes while they buy more and more things. Letting their house, grounds and animals fall to pieces, while they play with guns.

It's not a man/woman thing, it's an adult thing, the drive to improve your home, to clean and repair and build a shoerack that you can look at every day and think "yeah, that really helps keep the corner by the door neat, and also I like how the oil finish turned out like I wanted it to. Nice."

 

[SCRAM]

Anyone have a map of the ranch? Just curious as to how it's laid out

 

[AmbiTron]

Spoiler: Bonnie decided to bait the locals after the hashtag spergout...

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B-but they're trying so hard to be part of the community! Recycling n shiet!

 

[Dagobert]

B-but they're trying so hard to be part of the community! Recycling n shiet!

They're getting closer to fedposting by the day, can't wait for them to cross the line. The spergout would be fabulous.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Its saddening that the locals could be so terrible to these paragons of virtue and community building.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Especially when they have plenty of room to get a damn grill and grilling would be way easier in both cleaning and cooking. Can grill up chicken breasts, burgers, etc..

Don't be crazy, they can't put a grill outside. Earl might sneak up onto their property at night and overinflate the propane tank.