Kiwi Farms Reviews

[KaiserC]

There's so much salt in that review you can probably drink seawater safely now.

 

[MasterDisaster]

SATAN

This man is a big meanie. He mocks other Tumblr users for having issues and he mocked a poor, autistic guy called Chris. He was mean to his former boss God and he likes setting other people on fire because he's a jerk! He also likes tricking other people! Worst of all, when he was the receptionist at a building I was visiting, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me when I told him I had an appointment!

He's a big fat meaniepants and I hope he gets punched!

Honestly this sounds like a fun idea but probably not meant for this thread...it'd be a nice counter-thread to saying something nice about the person above you.
I know I want one, hurhur.

 

[KaiserC]

Honestly this sounds like a fun idea but probably not meant for this thread...it'd be a nice counter-thread to saying something nice about the person above you.

You had a good idea.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

I want to see what the user who made the review thinks of this thread. Also other posters.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Trying to attack Kiwi Farms is like trying to attack Encyclopedia Dramatica. You think you're doing damage, but you're supplying them with more ammo.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I want to see what the user who made the review thinks of this thread. Also other posters.

It probably thinks we're sumb basement dwellers who are stupid enough to not notice her posts from a month ago.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

It probably thinks we're sumb basement dwellers who are stupid enough to not notice her posts from a month ago.

I still can't get over that. "Oh look, those losers found my post! I made that post a month ago, you stupid morons!" Maybe it took a month to find your post because we don't obsessively google "Kiwi Farms" and don't care about random nobodies on tumblr?

 

[Jaimas]

I want her to start reviewing individual posters. I want to know how problematic I am.

The Prince of Darkness? Problematic? That's just crazy talk.

If she starts reviewing posters, people may start drowning in the salt.

I'm only posting it once a thread, Piga.

Trying to attack Kiwi Farms is like trying to attack Encyclopedia Dramatica. You think you're doing damage, but you're supplying them with more ammo.

I still remember when Jay Geis declared victory over us.

Good times.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I still can't get over that. "Oh look, those losers found my post! I made that post a month ago, you stupid morons!" Maybe it took a month to find your post because we don't obsessively google "Kiwi Farms" and don't care about random nobodies on tumblr?

Took us a month to find out about it; took 'him/her/rectal spawn' less than 24 hours to respond to us finding it. How odd, the numbers don't add up...

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Took us a month to find out about it; took 'him/her/rectal spawn' less than 24 hours to respond to us finding it. How odd, the numbers don't add up...

Either she was obsessively googling her own name and this thread popped up, or she's lurking the Farms and it's all a . Either one's plausible.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Either she was obsessively googling her own name and this thread popped up, or she's lurking the Farms and it's all a . Either one's plausible.

Or perhaps she's one of those cows who aggressively lurk the farms while complaining about it in their social media accounts.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Either she was obsessively googling her own name and this thread popped up, or she's lurking the Farms and it's all a . Either one's plausible.

inb4 Cats is all behind this.

 

[MasterDisaster]

is the greatest call for help. So desperate for attention you'd willingly allow assholes to insult you just to create the drama your life so desperately craves, like taking up juggling chainsaws just to lose an arm for that sweet, succulent pity that reminds you that you had to hurt yourself to get here.
Don't worry, we're here for you, come into our warming embrace...
Once you're here, you're here forever...

 

[Sigma]

Kiwi Farms burned our crops, poisoned our water supply and delivered a plague onto our houses!

 

[Surtur]

Who the fuck are these people? I did not realize how much salt we had spread holy fuck.

 

[HG 400]

I don't think we're as cruel as tumblr makes us out to be

I am.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Who the fuck are these people? I did not realize how much salt we had spread holy fuck.

Kiwi Farms has now overtaken Encyclopedia Dramatica as the site that strikes fear into the userbases of deviantART and Tumblr. The salt will only increase from here.

 

[Surtur]

Kiwi Farms has now overtaken Encyclopedia Dramatica as the site that strikes fear into the userbases of deviantART and Tumblr. The salt will only increase from here.

I don't know about ED, but its gotten to the point where I can't keep up with all the salt anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

Took us a month to find out about it; took 'him/her/rectal spawn' less than 24 hours to respond to us finding it. How odd, the numbers don't add up...

I especially love the complaint about it taking us a month to even notice the review. That made it even more hilarious, especially when the cow instantly noticed us noticing it.

 

[CatParty]