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If this thread us turning into the "praise anime\hololive girls thread" I can add that I watched the dog girl play the original altered beast for hours in a stream until she beat it. No save states or anything. I dread to think what Philippe's playthrough would be like. The complaining would be off the charts.
I should be threadbanned if I contributed to derailing the thread to that. I was just trying to point out that Phil can’t clear the simple barrier to streamer success of “engage your audience” despite having vast resources at his disposal compared to some Asian woman living in what is likely comparable to an American walk-in closet. That said, good for her. People like her and I can’t understand moonspeak well enough to follow what she was saying but she at least seemed upbeat and friendly which is more than DSP has managed in over a decade.
 
i can't get over how fucking stupid he is having his keyboard in the complete opposite direction of his computer so he has to twist his neck like in the exorcist while typing
His setup is so bizarre that I can't make heads or tails of it, and I've been able to suss out nearly every quirk Phil has to one degree or another. The only thing I can chalk it up to is sheer idiocy.
If this thread us turning into the "praise anime\hololive girls thread" I can add that I watched the dog girl play the original altered beast for hours in a stream until she beat it. No save states or anything. I dread to think what Philippe's playthrough would be like. The complaining would be off the charts.
Watching literally anyone other than Phil play a video game really sends home just how much the dumb-shit just doesn't belong. He's not a gamer or an entertainer, he's just some lazy fucking retard clinging to his only means of financial support so that he doesn't get laughed at by the autism vortex for living with his parents like he normally would be.

And is probably going to do, eventually, anyway.
 
His setup is so bizarre that I can't make heads or tails of it, and I've been able to suss out nearly every quirk Phil has to one degree or another. The only thing I can chalk it up to is sheer idiocy.

Watching literally anyone other than Phil play a video game really sends home just how much the dumb-shit just doesn't belong. He's not a gamer or an entertainer, he's just some lazy fucking retard clinging to his only means of financial support so that he doesn't get laughed at by the autism vortex for living with his parents like he normally would be.

And is probably going to do, eventually, anyway.
You could give concise directions to Phil on how to make an efficient and ergonomic setup, but he will ignore all the instructions because of his sheer idiocy.
 
I should be threadbanned if I contributed to derailing the thread to that. I was just trying to point out that Phil can’t clear the simple barrier to streamer success of “engage your audience” despite having vast resources at his disposal compared to some Asian woman living in what is likely comparable to an American walk-in closet. That said, good for her. People like her and I can’t understand moonspeak well enough to follow what she was saying but she at least seemed upbeat and friendly which is more than DSP has managed in over a decade.
You should definitely watch a video of Phil’s CoD session last night. That showed his attempt at being engaging clear as day, when he doesn’t have a Day 1 release to point and gawk at.
Now, Oldschool Phil was a dumb asshole who used “straight shooter” as an excuse for being dumb, but he was genuine.
Twitch has legitimately broken Phil. He became such a muppet that has to say the “right” things and pretend pointless things are exciting and fun (like the wager system) that he’s forgotten how to actually enjoy himself. The fact that his sycophants reward his laziness doesn’t help either.
He’s become more detached from what other people like than what he ever accused Ninja of being.
 
You could give concise directions to Phil on how to make an efficient and ergonomic setup, but he will ignore all the instructions because of his sheer idiocy.
We have, multiple times, for free and with blueprints provided. Considering he lurks here at all times of the day he could’ve implemented at least some of the ideas so as to deny having gotten them from here but nope. He’ll continue using his autistic setup up to and through the onset of carpal tunnel.
 
On the subject of finances... I just wanted to highlight this from last night's stream:

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$15 + $9 = $26. He even says it out loud...

Jesus fucking Christ, man, the dude can't even solve a primary school-level math question. No wonder he had to file for bankruptcy.
"not the final tipper of the night, but the latest" just how fucked up is your brain to think this way
 
Do we really think the whales have beached themselves for a bit or are they too getting tired of burning around 100 or so daily and swam off to better waters?

They've probably just retreated for a while to recharge their bank accounts, only to come back to shower DSP in money because he's playing a new, hyped release like Ratchet & Clank.

"not the final tipper of the night, but the latest" just how fucked up is your brain to think this way

It's how the mind of an addict works; it's 2nd nature to him.
 
Do we really think the whales have beached themselves for a bit or are they too getting tired of burning around 100 or so daily and swam off to better waters?
either they or others will be back, but when they are, cherish these days and know that these days of ultimate begging will themselves return.
 
We have, multiple times, for free and with blueprints provided. Considering he lurks here at all times of the day he could’ve implemented at least some of the ideas so as to deny having gotten them from here but nope. He’ll continue using his autistic setup up to and through the onset of carpal tunnel.

when most people find a solution to something after awhile of using it their brains will eventually go "ok, this works, but is there a way to make it work better?"

when I first started programming shit, I used to just use giant if/thens. now i can do something in 4 lines that used to take me 20-30 lines of if/thens.

phil is a retard so he doesn't have this basic human function, phil's brain works in "ok this works. so i never have to do anything else because this works."
 
Phil's comparing the competitive Street Fighter scene to actual gang life
EDIT: The context (8:20-10:10)
He's not wrong. Early EVOs were like that, kind of cringe to think about now. But the reality is neither side would have him anyway so it would never be something he'd have to worry about.
 
He's not wrong. Early EVOs were like that, kind of cringe to think about now. But the reality is neither side would have him anyway so it would never be something he'd have to worry about.
Remember this is the guy who talked shit to Viscant and said he would fight him outside the arcade. Viscant agreed to fight him, and Phil bitched out. So him acting like he was outside of that type of shit is hilarious. He was totally entrenched in it and he loved it. Since it allowed for him to be the King of Hate and talk behind people's back while acting all nice when he met those people. As usual, everyone hated him, because he is an asshole every time he loses.
 
His setup is so bizarre that I can't make heads or tails of it, and I've been able to suss out nearly every quirk Phil has to one degree or another. The only thing I can chalk it up to is sheer idiocy.
Just imagine you moved into a new condo and haphazardly unpacked and setup everything you need to stream videogames because you had to rush back to "work," and never touched it again.
 
I've seen alluddapeepol in this thread talking about BASED Kiryu Coco. She's American-Japanese who was born and raised in Georgia and can speak both languages fluently. If you wanna see what she actually looks like look up "kson". If you've got a fetish for Asian ladies make sure to close the door because you don't want someone to walk in on you scratching your leg.
 
look up "kson".
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damn shes hot
 
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