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- May 1, 2018
The guy could get into those fancy ufc gyms and get any mma/boxingfag to whip him until hes in shape.If he actually wanted to put identity speculation to rest he could easily do this. He's making enough money he could pay a small team to do all the tedious work for him (making meals within calorie and dietary limits that don't suck, training regimes, etc.) if he wanted to, but something tells me he thinks keeping the persona and mystery intact is better for business or he would have done this by now, so chances are he won't.
If I was him, I'd actually be working on losing the weight, but still keep the mystery drama shit going in the meantime, so just in case something does blow up where he can't get around a face-reveal, it happens on his terms and doesn't end up being a chungus reveal.
Thing is, as canny as dream is, I don't know how much he thinks about future plans, so I doubt he'd actually hedge his bets on this one.
Consider how he handled the cheating controversy: deny, lie, pay a scientist to try and lie for him (didn't work), use tangential drama with a fellow narcissist to distract (which worked a treat), lay low, then months later realize he can "admit" to cheating without admitting to cheating outright, do so, only to land himself in another shitstorm.
None of that is the actions of someone thinking ahead; it's an extremely skillfully disguised full-tilt-boogie which JohnSwan bailed him out of initially by having his own full-tilt-boogie over similarly trivial bullshit because Johnswan and Dream are basically the same person, which gave Dream time to actually think about how to lie about him cheating at babytoys.
But he won't, because hes fat