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TROLLS ARE SEETHING

Tbh, his paypigs are in an endless loop here. Because if they give money to Phil, me and many others are happy because we like to watch them fall for that scam.

If they don't tip, detractors are happy because Phil will not get the golden hulkster or whatever.

Paypigs can't win... That's so sad... Anyway, TIP
That's exactly it, and it's absolutely glorious.

If Phil doesn't get the tip, he goes on his tard rage, we fill our sacks with gold dust, laughs are shared by all. He's flail and squeal and if the worst happens and he has to move back home or foreclose on the WAkhando, we all get to laugh harder.
If Phil gets the tip, he clown modes to further debase himself and sink further into his mental self-destruction, and we know a wheelchair is depriving their life of what could've been. The show goes on and we inevitably get more opportunities to fill our sacks with gold dust in the future.

How the fuck are we losing, ever? Nobody's spending a dime to laugh and write some posts on the Farms. Some people dump all their money into frivolous trinkets and eventually might have that "oh wow that was a mistake haha" when looking back at their collection. But it's still there. Worst case scenario, there's resell value. Paypigs are dumping all their money into fucking nothing. When they have their "oh wow that was a mistake haha" moment, they're going to look back and see nothing was ever gained. I cackle to myself thinking about all the paypigs that have regrets for this shit when they find themselves unable to afford things in the future that they could have if not for pignosis. Nobody on the Farms is regretting laughing at pigroach. It's free entertainment and you can walk away at any time with zero detrimental effect to your personal life.

I'll be sure to feel properly fucked and destroyed each time I watch the number steadily increasing in my financial accounts are next to "balance" and not "money given to a snorting gacha addict that will inevitably spit on my grave and forget I ever existed"
 
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More new 'art'. This time featuring Phil as Uncle Sam.
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>I WANT YOU to enjoy my begging
>I WANT YOU to watch my shitty gameplay
>I WANT YOU to give me your disability checks
>I WANT YOU to pay all my bills
>I WANT YOU to listen to my rants with no self-awareness
>I WANT YOU to listen to my shitty virtue-signaling
 
TROLLS ARE SEETHING

Tbh, his paypigs are in an endless loop here. Because if they give money to Phil, me and many others are happy because we like to watch them fall for that scam.

If they don't tip, detractors are happy because Phil will not get the golden hulkster or whatever.

Paypigs can't win... That's so sad... Anyway, TIP

Is GaryBKK another oic sock? Or some other faggot?
 
which honestly sucks because it think youtube is a much better platform as someone who mostly uses my phone to watch videos, the twitch app is such dogshit

But man, open my Twitter and Phil’s has like 3 bad takes in a row today, from shitting on FF7R for not being an RPG(even though it absolutely is, like what an actual tard take) even though he just quit an RPG, he’s going really hard to say how much he loves whoever this black guy is that got cast as wesker but doesn’t know his name, and apparently the visuals of the new ratchet game are so good hes having a hard time distinguishing anything with his old man eyes.

I wonder how much his gameplay would improve as a whole if he just played games at his desk on a monitor instead of his garbage couch TV setup that he clearly can’t see
If phil had any shitposting expertise, he'd virtue-signal on how its so typical that the black guy is basically a bad guy in the RE show.
 
His fans need to find a middle ground between:

1. Us laughing at Phil for his narc rage when tips are low
2. Us laughing at fans bankrupting themselves and being absolute fucking mongs

The only time TROLLS LOSE is if they somehow dont hit one of those things and we are currently on a very long unbroken streak.
You know, the trolls losing means there's a competition going on. But the spirit of this thread is to just kinda sit back and enjoy the shitshow, no?
 
I used to get angry at Phil making 6 figures/year while I was wageslaving away, and it's still easy to feel that way.

I don't see trolls winning or anyone winning in the end. It's one retard burning money giving to another retard burning money. The end result is the same, and the only winners are Scopely and Midfirst Bank.
 
You know, the trolls losing means there's a competition going on. But the spirit of this thread is to just kinda sit back and enjoy the shitshow, no?

There is no competition. OiC thinks trolls are "punching the air" when Phil gets his money list sated. We are enjoying the shit show and the winning/losing is just in reference to that. Fact is that we laugh at Phil because he is a terrible person that fucks himself over worse than anything we could do. We laugh at OiC because this money that could be a down payment on a house of his own, payment for college, the large portion of the cost of a new car, etc.

It's all good. The only time the "trolls lose" or we stop laughing is if Phil were to straighten out and become an actual decent person. At that point we all rejoice because something good came out of all of this. But that is not going to happen. So we just laugh at the flabby titted Polack with bald spots and weird acne
 
I don't think the average Phil fan really finds it so satisfying to give him money to spite us anymore. It's really just OiC and Jaxx at this point, and even Phil is finding that unsatisfying because 1) it's arranged, and 2) it's not what he wants. He wants EVERYONE watching him to give him tips, so that he doesn't HAVE TO make arrangements. Phil knows exactly how much that takes away from the "victory", and it's clearly leaving him feeling empty inside.

To be frank, the situation right now is worse for him and better for us than any other has ever been. He has been about as abandoned as he can be before the point of losing his six figure income, which is just one whale away from disappearing. He has already lost, and he defeated himself.
 
I used to get angry at Phil making 6 figures/year while I was wageslaving away, and it's still easy to feel that way.

I don't see trolls winning or anyone winning in the end. It's one retard burning money giving to another retard burning money. The end result is the same, and the only winners are Scopely and Midfirst Bank.
The numbers are enough to set a lot of people off, but the thing to remember is phil has nothing to show for it, and he can't manage it for shit.
 
I used to get angry at Phil making 6 figures/year while I was wageslaving away, and it's still easy to feel that way.

I don't see trolls winning or anyone winning in the end. It's one retard burning money giving to another retard burning money. The end result is the same, and the only winners are Scopely and Midfirst Bank.
Same with me. I used to get angry too especially during the vest streak but now I just sit and marvel at the absurdity and madness of it all. Like u said, no one truly "wins". The only true winners are Scopely, Midfirst Bank, the IRS, and dsp's tax guy.
 
For how much he was hyping this hot new release as an event to get his YouTube numbers up it was incredibly pathetic.

He picked up a single new standard supporter, and out of the $37 he received in Super Chats, $5 came from new names, $5 came from a troll, and the rest came from established paypigs.

This should honestly be pretty concerning to him ngl.
 
For how much he was hyping this hot new release as an event to get his YouTube numbers up it was incredibly pathetic.

He picked up a single new standard supporter, and out of the $37 he received in Super Chats, $5 came from new names, $5 came from a troll, and the rest came from established paypigs.

This should honestly be pretty concerning to him ngl.
If he was to see the statistics in plain view about most his biggest contributions coming from a very small groups of dedicated people whilst the rest of the support is absolutely miniscule in comparison, it might slightly raise some concern.

But considering he does not want other people talking about money in his own chat (again ironic considering how much he does), when he finds out, he'll have no one to blame but himself for not realising.
 
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