Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[bajagoogoo]

I’m disappointed that our faggoty justice system is inevitably going to let boogie plead down to a misdemeanor and no jail time instead of giving him the chair like he deserves.
Though maybe the prosecutor will have some balls, and a natural disgust of fat people, and decide that since there’s video he’s going to stick with the felony charge.

Boogie isn't out of the woods. They have a long time to dig through Boogie's horseshit.

His constant bitching about his mental health could easily land him in one of the dozen or so psyche facilities they have in Arkansas.

Even if that isn't the case, Boogie hasn't gotten away with anything. All this did was damage his career even further. 4.5m subs and he couldn't break half a mil with milking his arrest.

 

[Reflections On The Screen]

Figured that Boogie's Twitter antics today fit this format well:

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"If you have to explain your joke is it really a joke? Cause no one's laughing."

The best description of Boogie's career I've ever seen.

 

[AnOminous]

I think part of the reason Boogie continues to subtly interact with users here or on S&T is because even he is able to recognize just how depressing and retarded his remaining fan base is.
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Hey Boogster, more words of wisdom for you. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last very long when you're FAT.

Its simple. He is way too fat for jail. They don’t have any openings at the local zoo, so he is out. He isn’t a flight risk because he’s so fucking fat.

He's barely even a walking risk.

 

[Winkleham]

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NERD FAGGOT, EAT MUD TWINK

ethan klein talks about his penis problem

clipped from the h3 podcast channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8YqLShLJiI

www.youtube.com

 

[NationalBolshevik]

Spoiler

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Didn't know dogs could look that sad.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That dog needs to be put down.

 

[sickrabbitman]

Nothing like a 45 year old manchild with no skills, spouse or friends posting endless pictures of the dog he's forced to rely on him for food as a stand-in for genuine love

 

[VictimizedMinch]

Has Boogie made any comments on pride month yet? God I hope he desides to be bi again.

 

[Limewire12]

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Spoiler

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That's a dog that wishes he could have gone with Dez.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Definitely depressing, but not for the reasons Boogie thinks. That poor dog is a genetic mistake.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Made a countdown ticker to his court date. Seems fitting, since Boogie acts like the internet is the same as it was when Geocities was a thing. Can't seem to attach it to the post, so here's a link:

https://www.tickerfactory.com/ezt/d/4;10700;469/st/20220114/e/River+Trip/dt/6/k/4bfa/blk-event.png

 

[King Fructose]

Oh boy, I’ve always wanted to see a fat 46 year old man manipulating a 19 year old girl into finding his penis while he cries and eats a family-sized bag of skittles!

 

[Limewire12]

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Oh boy, I’ve always wanted to see a fat 46 year old man manipulating a 19 year old girl into finding his penis while he cries and eats a family-sized bag of skittles!

It's always sex with him, is he trying to sell to people that he's a love machine.

 

[Winkleham]

It's always sex with him, is he trying to sell to people that he's a love machine.

I would say more of an interactive vibrator for women.. He only does HAMS stuff. His penis according to him is too small to penetrate adult females.

 

[ditto]

HAMS or no, just imagine his smell.

 

[Limewire12]

I would say more of an interactive vibrator for women.. He only does HAMS stuff. His penis according to him is too small to penetrate adult females.

Still a little class goes a long way. This is the guy who complains about loosing sponsors.

 

[DontEatThat]

It's always sex with him, is he trying to sell to people that he's a love machine.

He cant help it. He constantly brings it up because not only is he obsessed with it but also because he wants to believe he is convincing us that he is capable of having a sexual relationship with an individual. He most likely grew up with the belief that real men have sex, and a lot of it. Thats why he gets so insecure and triggered when his manhood is called out, despite him casually talking about his tiny wiener. He wants to share his story (his way) and control his narrative (the way he wants), not some other person who might actually be telling the truth. He knows how gross and disgusting he is and you can find the proof in the dozens of comments and tweets he makes. Deep down im sure he truly wants someone to love him and have sex with him, but hes too fucked up to really make that a reality. He wants a mommy-wife-sex slave to do everything for him and thats not how it works. So rather than work on himself and get help he would rather just fuck all day around online filling a void he cannot fill with false boasts, moronic tweets and plastic shit.

 

[killtheYids]

It's always sex with him, is he trying to sell to people that he's a love machine.

This is what happens when you never had a proper satisfying sex. Even if he had sex with his sugar baby, he will always be left to wonder what does it feels to have sex like the ones in porn. Melon will never experience the true sensation of sex because he has been fat all his life

 

[Sicilian1984]

This is what happens when you never had a proper satisfying sex. Even if he had sex with his sugar baby, he will always be left to wonder what does it feels to have sex like the ones in porn. Melon will never experience the true sensation of sex because he has been fat all his life

If Boogie doesn't lose some weight they will use him as a BBW in prison--the easy way or the hard way.