AmazingEagle
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Someone is winning an Oscar.Thumbnail your image.
"shut up you slug. Who gave twitter to dumbasses like you???"
This tweet is poetry on many levels.
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Someone is winning an Oscar.Thumbnail your image.
"shut up you slug. Who gave twitter to dumbasses like you???"
This tweet is poetry on many levels.
Maybe he will do surgery in the very last moment and his face will not line up with his body in a bizarre wayThe problem for Dream is that unless he spent his whole life anticipating his e-fame and living off the grid like the Unabomber, there's too much info and photos out there as proof of him being a hamplanet.
It's obvious that he did not make an effort until now to take down old photos and nuke e-mail accounts using his real name or his Dream alias. By the time he got Tendie Delivery Mommy to delete her Facebook, the cat was already out of the bag. Then there are uncontrollable x-factors like the ex girlfriend who dropped that photo of his fat face.
If he wasn't a butterball, he could have ended this immediately by showing his face. Why does he need to wait 6 months unless he's stalling for time while he crash diets and/or liposuctions the pork away? I really hope he fails his diet and blows up even more so when he inevitably gets exposed, it'll be even funnier. I also look forward to his lame confessional in a few months where he makes lies and excuses because he knows his retarded stans will swallow it up like he does Hot Pockets.![]()
No one could have predicted Andrew 'Chad' Rife.The problem for Dream is that unless he spent his whole life anticipating his e-fame and living off the grid like the Unabomber, there's too much info and photos out there as proof of him being a hamplanet.
It's obvious that he did not make an effort until now to take down old photos and nuke e-mail accounts using his real name or his Dream alias. By the time he got Tendie Delivery Mommy to delete her Facebook, the cat was already out of the bag. Then there are uncontrollable x-factors like the ex girlfriend who dropped that photo of his fat face.
If he wasn't a butterball, he could have ended this immediately by showing his face. Why does he need to wait 6 months unless he's stalling for time while he crash diets and/or liposuctions the pork away? I really hope he fails his diet and blows up even more so when he inevitably gets exposed, it'll be even funnier. I also look forward to his lame confessional in a few months where he makes lies and excuses because he knows his retarded stans will swallow it up like he does Hot Pockets.![]()
"Coleton, I need your body one more time..."Maybe he will do surgery in the very last moment and his face will not line up with his body in a bizarre way
"Don't fatshame!" But its rude to call dream fat?
Even if he gets the stomach staple like Boogie did, it still takes time for the fat to get off. It can also fail if you don't stick to a rigid diet (See Boogie for example). Finally, there will be tons of loose skin that requires surgery to remove, and the facial fat is the hardest and last fat to go (once again, see Boogie2988 for the best example).Maybe he will do surgery in the very last moment and his face will not line up with his body in a bizarre way
Sorry but how do you "clean up" after peeing on a mattress? Is the mattress made of plastic or what? And also how the fuck does a guy that looks like that gets a girl that looks like that? Is he rich or what?I am sure this has been pointed out in the thread before, but get yourself a mental image of this tweet now that we know for sure what Dream looks like, or at least looked like at the time when he was dating his child predator ex.
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Just imagine that playing out between these two people.
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This situation between two people that look like this:
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I want to fucking lobotomize myself.
Sam is a clout chaser who claims Dream catfished her. She stayed with him for a while because she's a whore and he kept buying her shit.Sorry but how do you "clean up" after peeing on a mattress? Is the mattress made of plastic or what? And also how the fuck does a guy that looks like that gets a girl that looks like that? Is he rich or what?
She is an admitted clout chaser that basically admitted to dating Dream for the clout, and oh yeah, also a child groomer with mental illness who enjoys manipulating people and lying.Sorry but how do you "clean up" after peeing on a mattress? Is the mattress made of plastic or what? And also how the fuck does a guy that looks like that gets a girl that looks like that? Is he rich or what?
Wasn't she together with him before he got famous and rich then? Is dream kidnapping children for her to eat or something? That would explain dream's obsession for getting children's admiration.She is an admitted clout chaser that basically admitted to dating Dream for the clout, and oh yeah, also a child groomer with mental illness who enjoys manipulating people and lying.
But yes, she is hot, and yes, Dream is rich. Don't really know if he was that rich when they started dating though.
Yeah, boogie2988 has a prison boyfriend and several Twitter sockpuppets that love him. Then you've got EDP445, he's loved by several 13 years olds who oddly glow in the dark. Clayton, just show your face and it will all work out!Also, it's not even like fat youtubers and other obese content creators don't get love, if that's what he's so afraid of. They do get fanart and praise too, especially in these crazy "all bodies are beautiful" times. At least those fat popular people are honest with themselves and their followers and don't hide behind a mask or, far more pathetically, their thin siblings.
More of a sectional at this point.this is the chair nigga right