Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Watching the dark lord have some fun with turkeys was kinda adorable
That video of him watching a bird eat a tomato got probably the most bizarre yet pure joy of of him I've ever seen. He seems to really enjoy animals, if you don't count that time he crushed a baby bird in a parking lot "to keep a dog from eating it".

 
He seems to really enjoy animals, if you don't count that time he crushed a baby bird in a parking lot "to keep a dog from eating it".
At least via that story we got yet another glimpse of his beautiful mind, where he rationalizes that since the little birdie would probably die naturally the most humane thing to do would be to violently crush it with his bike
 
King cobra art competition
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Here's Kobes latest stream, It's sad that I look forward to him doing Dharmann video responses now instead of this shit.
Start:
Doing an Isaac Butterfield video response. Starts the video.
2:15:
Kobes talks about when he found out Steve Irwin died. RIP Steve Irwin. There’s an evangelical Christian pretending to be Steve Irwin. Kobes says the way he sees it Steve died doing what he loved.
4:15:
Evangelicals think jerking off is a sin. Calls him a wanker. Be a preacher fine but you’re not Steve Irwin.
6:50:
Stupid to mess with snakes if you don’t know which ones are poisonous. Kobes thinks Isaac Butterfield’s jokes are hilarious.
9:00:
The guy who’s the topic of the video thinks jerking off is a sin. Leave snakes alone.
10:29:
We create our own realties. Read the book of Thomas, that’s the stuff the church doesn’t want you to know. Goes to get water and rants about Mormons from the kitchen.
12:13:
You can’t preach your religion where you work.
13:10:
Kobes explains how the person in the video is preaching at his job.
14:24:
Kobes says the Bible says you can’t force people to think like you. No one wants to hear about your religion.
15:43:
Born again Christians in prison. Fuck murder.
16:40:
The person in the video is anti lgbtetc.
17:51:
Jesus had sex with a hooker.
18:20:
Lots of people are looking for answers. Religion is cool just don’t be a dickhead about it.
20:42:
Book of Thomas. Has a mini stroke after taking a sip of his drink. Dr. Cobra recommends Chaturbate for your chronic masturbation problem.
23:30:
Kobes brags about his gorgeous of age fan girls.
 
20:42:
Book of Thomas. Has a mini stroke after taking a sip of his drink.
Thunkful content incoming: Some people on the subreddit have theorized that his "mini-strokes" that we've been wondering about are just debilitating tooth pain. We all know how rotten his teeth are, and I know from past experience that even so much as getting air on an exposed root can be really fucking painful and it makes sense that it happened after he took a sip of his drink. Seems plausible, anyway.

Also, I love listening to Cobra sperg out about religion.
 
That video of him watching a bird eat a tomato got probably the most bizarre yet pure joy of of him I've ever seen. He seems to really enjoy animals, if you don't count that time he crushed a baby bird in a parking lot "to keep a dog from eating it".

I loved this wholesome reaction. I had no idea about the baby bird incident, but I mean I guess he was at least trying to help it? In his own special way.
 
Thunkful content incoming: Some people on the subreddit have theorized that his "mini-strokes" that we've been wondering about are just debilitating tooth pain. We all know how rotten his teeth are, and I know from past experience that even so much as getting air on an exposed root can be really fucking painful and it makes sense that it happened after he took a sip of his drink. Seems plausible, anyway.

Also, I love listening to Cobra sperg out about religion.
That makes a lot of sense, I'm going to start paying more attention to see if he does it more after eating/ drinking that just out of nowhere. I suspected that was an old McDonalds drink because he was drinking water instead, so maybe it was just because it was gross.
 
Does anyone have a copy of the IP2 stream? it's gone.
Here's the clip he's talking about from the subreddit

Also from the subreddit
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Here's his latest streams:
Start:
Starts the video right away. Doing a Dharman video response about a boss firing an autistic employee.
2:05:
Kobes doesn't agree with saying autism isn't a disability. Thinks calling it different ability creates stigma around disabilities. Just because a person has autism doesn't mean they belong in a group home. Kobes is overqualified for living in a group home.
3:48:
Puts the video link in chat so people can watch along. Shout out to Courtney.
4:40:
Kobes explains autism.
5:35:
A lot of autistics are actually really smart
Kobes is pissed at stereotypes for people with autism.
7:05:
Kobes shills tactical soap to Dharman.
10:26:
Kobes talks about having no friends in school.
11:55:
Water break.
12:30:
Calling autism a different ability is too pc in kobes opinion. He spoils the ending.
14:27:
People with autism are super creative
15:40:
Kobes says the managers attitude is so common in the industry.
Start:
Making a wand for etsy. Shows off a cobra shirt a fan sent him. Shout out to the fan. Shout out to Darfliny for bringing him leftover sushi.
1:44:
Guitar shredding
2:34:
Thinks chat is off. Back to guitar shredding
4:16:
Hes going to list his wands on etsy as soon as he's finished the one he's working on because he's out of sanding discs.
5:00:
Shills his wands, Tee Spring, tactical soap and PayPal
6:09:
Watching a sniperwolf video.
7:25:
Guitar shredding
7:50:
Back to the video.
9:46:
Guitar shredding
10:08:
Back to the video
11:03:
Kobes goes on a rant about people assuming their partners are cheating on them.
12:24:
Back to the video
16:35:
Don't look up porn in the library, get a smart phone. Back to the video
18:08:
Guitar shredding.
19:22:
It's a trick question to ask if your butt looks big. Back to the video.
21:20:
Rant about how all men check out hot chicks when they're out with their girlfriends. Kobes has learned his lesson and says you should only have eyes for your own of age woman. Men can't smack women for checking out other guys.
24:37:
Chad and Cheryl.
25:19:
Dry spell rant
26:55:
Guitar shredding SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE
short video, shows the wand he's working on.
Start:
Chillin out with some mountain Dew. Wands will be on Etsy soon.
1:37:
Looking for videos to react to.
2:11:
Starts a video about shooting. Sits in silence watching the video.
10:30:
5 wands up on etsy soon, he's just finishing off the 5th one. Crying at weddings is stupid. Weddings are just funerals with cakes. Fuck love. Back to the video.
14:05:
Texting
16:03:
Crying because you're happy is dumb. Back to the video.
17:30:
Kobes doesn't care if people cry at a wedding he just thinks people who do are pathetic and stupid. He's not trying to be goth by saying this. Crying laughing is different.
19:18:
Rant about a woman on Facebook complaining about her dry spell. Rant about people blaming Biden on their dry spells. Society is stupid. Says chicks feel too intimidated to date him because of his YouTube celebrity status.
21:44:
Kobes love his dry spell. Dry spell Rant.
24:00:
You can't die from lack of sex. Gives examples of how you could die from no sex. Continues the dry spell Rant.
25:50:
Kobes has had sex with 8-9 women of differ degrees.
26:40:
Checks Tee Spring. He needs 3 more songs for his new album.
27:44:
Says buy merch instead of donations to his PayPal.
29:00:
He doesn't like chat talking about Stephanie. He says he doesn't know what her channel is called. Reading chat. Dry spell.
32:00:
Chi ball action for the YouTube
33:35:
Happy pride month, Kobes doesn't give a fuck about your sexual orientation or gender as long as you're not hurting kids.
Start:
Talking about IP2 stream. Ip2 people photoshopped his pipe tobacco to look like drugs and now people are contacting homedad Clint telling him he's on drugs.
1:34:
Ip2 people are toxic trolls. Trolling people with autism.
3:38:
Posts the link for the stream in chat again as proof. Stream is gone. Says he did the stream to promote his wand business and he won't go on their streams again.
5:57:
Casper pd watch his videos and those dirty reddit trolls are going to be taught a lesson. Fuck with the cobra and get bit.
7:22:
Its past Kobes bedtime.
8:13:
Kobes smokes pot for his autism but doesn't do any hard drugs.
10:44:
Posts the stream link again as proof. Shows his tobacco to prove its tobacco.
13:00:
Exhumed visions sent him beer money to his PayPal. Kobes is pissed at trolls trying to get him swatted or arrested by photoshopping his tobacco. Rant about harassment
18:20:
Reads a text someone sent him money. Rant about the subreddit.
20:13:
Wands will be on etsy on Monday or Tuesday. #youdon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
21:38:
Gets a text saying the person who photoshopped the picture was banned from the subreddit. Says if his fans mass flag the subreddit it will be taken down eventually.
 
Praised be the sexy gothic badgirl Stephanie for another video


Can't archive right now, if someone wants to it would be much obliged
I like her E-girl hair do
 
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