Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Arthur Morgan]

I was wondering the same thing. Virtually no pregnancy posts or holding belly pictures when Faith used to post every feeling she had and sympathy condition bait. Ralph doesn't mention the child in his mother's obituary. The shower pictures were chairs and a sign - no people. There was a dressed up crib picture, but that could have been a leftover crib from one of her siblings. She also got vaccinated during what would have been late stages of pregnancy. The baby was either born early, there are issues with the child, there is some kind of nda to never mention the child - even in the grandmother's obituary which is very unusual, and no one is saying the baby's almost here or congrats new parent, grandparent.

Would the birth announcement have appeared in a newspaper or something? If anyone knows where they live, it might have been reported. But yeah, I agree, it's weird that everything just went silent. Her facebook still lists her as a "19-year-old mama" but nothing about the baby.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I'm telling you guys...future ric flair.

 

[veri]

I was wondering the same thing. Virtually no pregnancy posts or holding belly pictures when Faith used to post every feeling she had and sympathy condition bait. Ralph doesn't mention the child in his mother's obituary. The shower pictures were chairs and a sign - no people. There was a dressed up crib picture, but that could have been a leftover crib from one of her siblings. She also got vaccinated during what would have been late stages of pregnancy. The baby was either born early, there are issues with the child, there is some kind of nda to never mention the child - even in the grandmother's obituary which is very unusual, and no one is saying the baby's almost here or congrats new parent, grandparent.

did the vickers even consider ethan or his mom as part of their family? they probably haven't kept him much up to date about the pregnancy so that would be why there's no mention of the kid in sandra's obituary

the vickers could've already decided to be secretive about anything regarding xander. i don't expect to hear much of the demon baby for a while. let alone any photos

 

[CohenManischewitz]

did the vickers even consider ethan or his mom as part of their family? they probably haven't kept him much up to date about the pregnancy so that would be why there's no mention of the kid in sandra's obituary

the vickers could've already decided to be secretive about anything regarding xander. i don't expect to hear much of the demon baby for a while. let alone any photos

she was in a coma for a grip and then spent the rest of her lonely few days in a home with no visitors. doubt she would have been able to keep in touch with big bad vickers.

 

[High Tea]

did the vickers even consider ethan or his mom as part of their family? they probably haven't kept him much up to date about the pregnancy so that would be why there's no mention of the kid in sandra's obituary

the vickers could've already decided to be secretive about anything regarding xander. i don't expect to hear much of the demon baby for a while. let alone any photos

It doesn't matter if people are on good terms or have spoken in decades. An obituary lists surviving relations. Even if the Vickers don't consider Ethan or his mom part of their family, the baby is a descendant of Sandra. You put it in the obituary.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It doesn't matter if people are on good terms or have spoken in decades. An obituary lists surviving relations. Even if the Vickers don't consider Ethan or his mom part of their family, the baby is a descendant of Sandra. You put it in the obituary.

Even Sandra knew Ethan got cucked by some Drexel.

 

[Stoneheart]

okay, enough! i wanna see cute pictures of the demonbaby-

 

[AnOminous]

Is it possible the little runt came out retarded because of the Gunt's alcohol-pickled autistic sperm and that's why they don't want to admit it?

Or is it possible they're just keeping everything about the Guntling completely offline, either to avoid the kid turning even more into a lolcow or just out of spite to keep the Gunt entirely out of his life?

 

[RichardRApe]

Is it possible the little runt came out retarded because of the Gunt's alcohol-pickled autistic sperm and that's why they don't want to admit it?

Or is it possible they're just keeping everything about the Guntling completely offline, either to avoid the kid turning even more into a lolcow or just out of spite to keep the Gunt entirely out of his life?

Maybe?

 

[FM Bradley]

I'm calling stillbirth.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Is it possible the little runt came out retarded because of the Gunt's alcohol-pickled autistic sperm and that's why they don't want to admit it?

Or is it possible they're just keeping everything about the Guntling completely offline, either to avoid the kid turning even more into a lolcow or just out of spite to keep the Gunt entirely out of his life?

Well Matt definitely knows about his grandson's thread so maybe he was able to tard wrangle his attention whore daughter into not sharing every moment of her life on the internet. But on the other hand, we do know that Faith was probably drinking heavily with the Gunt every day until she realized she might be pregnant. That's not what you want, especially when combined with Ralph's untermensch genetics.

I'm leaning more towards fetal alcohol syndrome (or worse) than Faith keeping this off the internet. I hope I'm wrong, it's not Xander's fault his parents are white trash. He deserves a chance to grow up and give his father the night of the pillow.

 

[Ralphamale]

Well Matt definitely knows about his grandson's thread so maybe he was able to tard wrangle his attention whore daughter into not sharing every moment of her life on the internet. But on the other hand, we do know that Faith was probably drinking heavily with the Gunt every day until she realized she might be pregnant. That's not what you want, especially when combined with Ralph's untermensch genetics.

I'm leaning more towards fetal alcohol syndrome (or worse) than Faith keeping this off the internet. I hope I'm wrong, it's not Xander's fault his parents are white trash. He deserves a chance to grow up and give his father the night of the pillow.

Knowing what we know it was possibly weeks that she was pregnant whilst being Ethan's drinking buddy excessively until vomiting. Did he even pay for the pregnancy test or did Faith beg a pharmacist for it?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Knowing what we know it was possibly weeks that she was pregnant whilst being Ethan's drinking buddy excessively until vomiting. Did he even pay for the pregnancy test or did Faith beg a pharmacist for it?

I thought she was gone before she found out about the pregnancy due to Ethan leaking the video of her? Or was it just announced after she left?

 

[Ralphamale]

I thought she was gone before she found out about the pregnancy due to Ethan leaking the video of her? Or was it just announced after she left?

Iirc it was announced while she was still there and was what made it even more shocking that Ralph was choking her out for not wanting to fulfill Ralph's disturbing dream of two girls cumming back to back on my cack.

 

[Cow Poly]

Where's the baby you fat piece of shit??

 

[Fannyscum]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1404258472296914946?s=20

This could just be Ralph's autistic way of saying congratulations to that girl but anyone know Ronnie Ralph's or Vickers' D.O.B.?

Edit: According to his thread, Matthew Vickers' D.O.B. is "June 1977".

 

[naught sock account 1]

im glad i made your thread for you.
you deserve it, may you and baby xander alog the gunt for all of eternity. if the baby exists

 

[not william stenchever]

Baby Xander got yeeted by the big 'Rona vaccine, postponing the birth of the Antichrist by centuries. The world will continue to suffer on as normal instead of being set alight in horrible purifying flame.

Is this god's mercy, or god's punishment?

 

[naught sock account 1]

Baby Xander got yeeted by the big 'Rona vaccine, postponing the birth of the Antichrist by centuries. The world will continue to suffer on as normal instead of being set alight in horrible purifying flame.

Is this god's mercy, or god's punishment?

deep lore: xander was found to have the cure in his blood so he was ground up and made into vaccines.

 

[FM Bradley]

Well Matt definitely knows about his grandson's thread so maybe he was able to tard wrangle his attention whore daughter into not sharing every moment of her life on the internet. But on the other hand, we do know that Faith was probably drinking heavily with the Gunt every day until she realized she might be pregnant. That's not what you want, especially when combined with Ralph's untermensch genetics.

I'm leaning more towards fetal alcohol syndrome (or worse) than Faith keeping this off the internet. I hope I'm wrong, it's not Xander's fault his parents are white trash. He deserves a chance to grow up and give his father the night of the pillow.

I hope she gave birth and the baby was handed to Grandpa, who then accidentally'd it into the cleaning staff's trash cart...then the audience laughed, MIDI slap bass played, and the credits rolled.