Exhibit A:
Anyways, seems like a lot of you had some really exciting Friday nights. I want to be genuine with you guys, for the first time in as long as I can remember I went out and DIDN'T get laid.
I think my fwb was upset because I hadn't been texting her much this week. Now I have to jerk off and hopefully feel some of that joy thing that
@Ruin was talking about but refused to explain to me.
@trombonista I really can't be bothered to keep all of the kiwifarms trannies current gender straight.
@emiya kiwisomething Yes I'm training for ANW. Why is that so hard for everyone here to believe? It must be that you fucking basement dwellers can't even imagine what it's like for someone who posts on the internet to also engage in physical activities because it's just so incredibly distant from your own reality.
Btw
@IceCat you got a problem faggot?