Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Cup Noodle]

Melinda's my cow.

I respect that. I have my personal cow also. I'll back off of your turf.

 

[Baby Yoda]

I respect that. I have my personal cow also. I'll back off of your turf.

Im only saying it cause that's what you said to me on Pamela Swain's thread.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Im only saying it cause that's what you said to me on Pamela Swain's thread.

Did I lol. Sounds like something I'd say. If you want we can have a cage match battle and the winner gets both cows.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Cup Noodle @Baby Yoda

 

[Baby Yoda]

Did I lol. Sounds like something I'd say. If you want we can have a cage match battle and the winner gets both cows.

I dont really mind tbh.

Theres something about @TamarYaelBatYah that speaks to me. It's like a special aura that is the key to my sphincter. Melinda, I saw the video of the lady saying she was breathing through her vagina. It reminds me of the porno I watched where Rocco Siffredi has Veronica Avluv on all fours and asks her to speak to him with her anus, but its really funny because he says it in an Italian accent and says "E-speak to me. E-speak to me from your asshole". Then he goes to town licking and sucking on her gaped anal rosebud.

I really want to do this to a woman. Suck her prolapsed ass. But dont know where to find one. Should I ask random prostitutes ? Anyone with suggestions please DM!

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Melinda (@TamarYaelBatYah), from your retarded flailing response you have inadvertently added support to the supposition that the baby girl is indeed not Marshall's child.

This also has explanatory power, which adds further confirmation. Your idea that if a man repeatedly ejaculates into a pregnant woman his DNA will somehow enter the fetus and alter it now has context.

The baby girl is not Marshall's and you have convinced yourself that it is Marshall's because Marshall repeatedly dumped his load into your unwashed vagina while you were pregnant with the other man's child. In your little rat brain, Marshall made the child his own by magically infusing it with his DNA. This way your sexual incontinence -- and likely infidelity -- is erased. You aren't lying to Marshall when you tell him the baby girl is his because it became his via sperm magic. Incidentally, the Torah doesn't describe the sperm magic you rely upon. You are selective with regard to the Torah being relevant to a particular situation. Sometimes the silence of the Torah is significant; sometimes it isn't. This selective relevance comes down to your need. You have no consistency.

Have you convinced Marshall of your magic sperm belief? Does Marshall know that amongst his numerous failings he is also a cuck?

The comedy of your situation is that two reprobates -- both with bad intentions -- met and attempted to execute their mutually exclusive "cunning plan". Marshall enters the relationship with the intention of gaining another reproductive free ride. Melinda enters the relationship with the intention of deceiving Marshall into parenting another man's child. But it all goes to shit. There is a mutual misunderstanding. Both parties are liars and both are pursuing their conflicting self-interest.

You should stay together. You deserve each other. You are a pairing of two dishonest career assholes with vanishing opportunities.

Since you keep coming back to this, no one cares how many men you have fucked. You are being criticized for your hypocrisy, dissembling, and baseless self-righteousness. You pretend to be morally superior to the women in this thread even though you are a whore. You being a whore isn't the issue. The issue is being a whore but pretending to not be a whore and calling other women "whores". Be a whore, embrace your whoredom, no one in this thread cares about that. It's your moral posturing and hypocritical denigration of women that distinguishes you as an object of ridicule.

If you haven't sexually exploited your children it isn't because of the Torah. It is because you don't desire it. If you desire it you would do it and then set your little rat brain to the task of inventing a post hoc justification for the behavior. You are a bundle of unrestrained appetites. You have no moral code. You are driven entirely by self-interest and hedonism. You felt like fucking your cousin so you went ahead and did it. (You haven't told us if your cousin was your "concubine".) After fucking your cousin you justified it by referring to sexual relations between cousins in the Torah -- despite that you didn't marry your cousin.

Earlier in this thread, you described your meeting of Marshall as the outcome of providence. Why not continue to treat it as the product of divine guidance? This is another of your inconsistencies. Some things are providential some things aren't, based on your arbitrary whim and circumstantial need. Is Marshall your divine blessing -- as you claimed -- or is he your divine punishment? If you are going to attribute every occurrence in your life to divine will -- which you have throughout this thread -- then those are the only two possibilities. You have rejected the notion of chance many times in this thread. Consistency requires that you don't attribute your meeting with Marshall as bad luck or an accident. So what then does Marshall represent? Blessing or punishment?

 

[White Baby]

Since you keep coming back to this, no one cares how many men you have fucked.

Genuinely I for one would not care as long as she was honest about it being against Torah. The irritating part is her rewriting scripture to fit her libido.

 

[Toasty]

Melinda (@TamarYaelBatYah), from your retarded flailing response you have inadvertently added support to the supposition that the baby girl is indeed not Marshall's child.

This also has explanatory power, which adds further confirmation. Your idea that if a man repeatedly ejaculates into a pregnant woman his DNA will somehow enter the fetus and alter it now has context.

The baby girl is not Marshall's and you have convinced yourself that it is Marshall's because Marshall repeatedly dumped his load into your unwashed vagina while you were pregnant with the other man's child. In your little rat brain, Marshall made the child his own by magically infusing it with his DNA. This way your sexual incontinence -- and likely infidelity -- is erased. You aren't lying to Marshall when you tell him the baby girl is his because it became his via sperm magic. Incidentally, the Torah doesn't describe the sperm magic you rely upon. You are selective with regard to the Torah being relevant to a particular situation. Sometimes the silence of the Torah is significant; sometimes it isn't. This selective relevance comes down to your need. You have no consistency.

Have you convinced Marshall of your magic sperm belief? Does Marshall know that amongst his numerous failings he is also a cuck?

The comedy of your situation is that two reprobates -- both with bad intentions -- met and attempted to execute their mutually exclusive "cunning plan". Marshall enters the relationship with the intention of gaining another reproductive free ride. Melinda enters the relationship with the intention of deceiving Marshall into parenting another man's child. But it all goes to shit. There is a mutual misunderstanding. Both parties are liars and both are pursuing their conflicting self-interest.

You should stay together. You deserve each other. You are a pairing of two dishonest career assholes with vanishing opportunities.

Since you keep coming back to this, no one cares how many men you have fucked. You are being criticized for your hypocrisy, dissembling, and baseless self-righteousness. You pretend to be morally superior to the women in this thread even though you are a whore. You being a whore isn't the issue. The issue is being a whore but pretending to not be a whore and calling other women "whores". Be a whore, embrace your whoredom, no one in this thread cares about that. It's your moral posturing and hypocritical denigration of women that distinguishes you as an object of ridicule.

If you haven't sexually exploited your children it isn't because of the Torah. It is because you don't desire it. If you desire it you would do it and then set your little rat brain to the task of inventing a post hoc justification for the behavior. You are a bundle of unrestrained appetites. You have no moral code. You are driven entirely by self-interest and hedonism. You felt like fucking your cousin so you went ahead and did it. (You haven't told us if your cousin was your "concubine".) After fucking your cousin you justified it by referring to sexual relations between cousins in the Torah -- despite that you didn't marry your cousin.

Earlier in this thread, you described your meeting of Marshall as the outcome of providence. Why not continue to treat it as the product of divine guidance? This is another of your inconsistencies. Some things are providential some things aren't, based on your arbitrary whim and circumstantial need. Is Marshall your divine blessing -- as you claimed -- or is he your divine punishment? If you are going to attribute every occurrence in your life to divine will -- which you have throughout this thread -- then those are the only two possibilities. You have rejected the notion of chance many times in this thread. Consistency requires that you don't attribute your meeting with Marshall as bad luck or an accident. So what then does Marshall represent? Blessing or punishment?

So Schrodinger's skank bucket/Melinda?

 

[Kosher Salt]

So howsabout we go down to Virginia and remove the blood flow to Melinda's brain? I'm sure she could take it "like a woman" maybe it would be easier if the person removing the blood flow was Marshall. Obviously then, cell death wouldn't occur. "Taking it like a woman" wouldn't mean beating the shit out of the fool who had the temerity to put his hands on this woman who will not take this shit.

Brain damaged nigger bitch with six nigger piglets thinks that brain damage is just as normal as the pain of shitting nigger piglets out of one's crotch. News at eleven.

Like I said, finding Point A is always a struggle for Goyim

Point A: You're a Dumb.
#EXHIBIT: You.

So Schrodinger's skank bucket/Melinda?

It's both Marshall's and Not-Marshall's baby until a DNA paternity test is done!

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Genuinely I for one would not care as long as she was honest about it being against Torah. The irritating part is her rewriting scripture to fit her libido.

The Christian wants to take Old Testament theology. That's laughable!

Go ahead now. Let's hear your explanation. You have a claim. Facts to support it?

Oh wait, you don't give scriptural evidence and facts, you just make claims. That's your hat as a Christian.

She went so far as to post a picture of her whiteboard

What?! An WHITEBOARD?! like at the doctor's office?! Wow, that's some real personal shit. You know everything now. Damn.

Melinda (@TamarYaelBatYah), from your retarded flailing response you have inadvertently added support to the supposition that the baby girl is indeed not Marshall's child.

This also has explanatory power, which adds further confirmation. Your idea that if a man repeatedly ejaculates into a pregnant woman his DNA will somehow enter the fetus and alter it now has context.

The baby girl is not Marshall's and you have convinced yourself that it is Marshall's because Marshall repeatedly dumped his load into your unwashed vagina while you were pregnant with the other man's child. In your little rat brain, Marshall made the child his own by magically infusing it with his DNA. This way your sexual incontinence -- and likely infidelity -- is erased. You aren't lying to Marshall when you tell him the baby girl is his because it became his via sperm magic. Incidentally, the Torah doesn't describe the sperm magic you rely upon. You are selective with regard to the Torah being relevant to a particular situation. Sometimes the silence of the Torah is significant; sometimes it isn't. This selective relevance comes down to your need. You have no consistency.

Have you convinced Marshall of your magic sperm belief? Does Marshall know that amongst his numerous failings he is also a cuck?

The comedy of your situation is that two reprobates -- both with bad intentions -- met and attempted to execute their mutually exclusive "cunning plan". Marshall enters the relationship with the intention of gaining another reproductive free ride. Melinda enters the relationship with the intention of deceiving Marshall into parenting another man's child. But it all goes to shit. There is a mutual misunderstanding. Both parties are liars and both are pursuing their conflicting self-interest.

You should stay together. You deserve each other. You are a pairing of two dishonest career assholes with vanishing opportunities.

Since you keep coming back to this, no one cares how many men you have fucked. You are being criticized for your hypocrisy, dissembling, and baseless self-righteousness. You pretend to be morally superior to the women in this thread even though you are a whore. You being a whore isn't the issue. The issue is being a whore but pretending to not be a whore and calling other women "whores". Be a whore, embrace your whoredom, no one in this thread cares about that. It's your moral posturing and hypocritical denigration of women that distinguishes you as an object of ridicule.

If you haven't sexually exploited your children it isn't because of the Torah. It is because you don't desire it. If you desire it you would do it and then set your little rat brain to the task of inventing a post hoc justification for the behavior. You are a bundle of unrestrained appetites. You have no moral code. You are driven entirely by self-interest and hedonism. You felt like fucking your cousin so you went ahead and did it. (You haven't told us if your cousin was your "concubine".) After fucking your cousin you justified it by referring to sexual relations between cousins in the Torah -- despite that you didn't marry your cousin.

Earlier in this thread, you described your meeting of Marshall as the outcome of providence. Why not continue to treat it as the product of divine guidance? This is another of your inconsistencies. Some things are providential some things aren't, based on your arbitrary whim and circumstantial need. Is Marshall your divine blessing -- as you claimed -- or is he your divine punishment? If you are going to attribute every occurrence in your life to divine will -- which you have throughout this thread -- then those are the only two possibilities. You have rejected the notion of chance many times in this thread. Consistency requires that you don't attribute your meeting with Marshall as bad luck or an accident. So what then does Marshall represent? Blessing or punishment?

#TAG-EXHIBIT

I don't have to defend myself to your continued false accusations. I already stated that. You're an abuser and I owe you nothing.

Your assigned role here as Troll who is a member of a cult is to make up false narratives about the Scapegoats in order to secure your position in the cult. Your cult created this site to reinforce the cult's bond through a philosophy that goes back to Nietzsche. I see through your evil and shallowness. I'm not intimidated nor impressed.

Nobody who is a healthy, well adjusted person speaks like you, nor would they condone your wicked behavior. Healthy, well adjusted people do not create and socially abuse Scapeogats. You do these things because you're a vile, Wicked soul. You were born Wicked, you will live Wicked and you will die Wicked.

People like you are simply Wicked souls that will be gathered up on the Day of Judgment for Elohim to pour his wrath upon. I will meet you face to face before my Father's Throne where I will rise up to condemn you.

May YHWH continue to curse you with a warped mind.

It's both Marshall's and Not-Marshall's baby until a DNA paternity test is done!

#TAG EXHIBIT

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Did I lol. Sounds like something I'd say. If you want we can have a cage match battle and the winner gets both cows.

Oh no you don't, Pam agreed to be my valet, like Miss Elizabeth and Macho Man Randy Savage.

 

[ConSluttant]

Melinda is the only lolcow whose thread I have to actively avoid every now and again because of the sheer load of dumb fuck that pours from her mouth some days. It makes my brain hurt. Don't wanna risk a possible aneurysm so I go lie down in a quiet room with cold compresses.

She's in overdrive right now. Sweet Baby Yoda save us all.

 

[White Baby]

The Messianic wants to take Torah theology. That's laughable!

Go ahead now. Let's hear your explanation. You have a claim. Facts to support it?

Oh wait, you don't give scriptural evidence and facts, you just make claims. That's your hat as a Messianic.

We've had this discussion before about five times, so I'm not going to rehash it again. It's far more satisfying for me to know that I'm right, you're wrong and someday you'll get an almighty spanking for being such a bad person.

Also, fixed that for you.

 

[Crankenstein]

Ok, I will, thanks for the heads up. I'm not great at editing.


Actually, yes.

My book is the first book to completely catalog all forms of outdoor recreation and put it into one convenient spot. I did my market research before creating the book.

My 5th edition which comes out on June 1st of this year has even more (200 now!, Not just 190!) I discovered some new modern forms of Outdoor Recreation this past year and added it. My 5th edition will be the last version (finally perfected it!) And then a companion book to it will be released 2022 or 2023, depending on how soon I get it done.

Do you even know the academic definition of "Outdoor Recreation"?

HINT: It's not "going outside" as Karl_der_Grosness tried.




Haha, you found them lol




Why did The Messiah willing interact with people who had no respect for and actively degraded him?

He answered...
...some to expose.
...some to fight back.
...some in defense of The Torah.
...some in defense of his character.
...some to condemn.
...some to heal.

And since I'm not all-knowing like The Messiah, for me: some to study like specimens.
"Know thine enemy".




That's not what I said.

I stand with Israel.


Yes, I have some fiction novels in the world that I haven't published yet, but plan too. I'm working on creating a home office so I can write full time. It will help me produce more, and faster.

Fiction is more profitable, sells more. There's that advantage too.


*in the works

Hi Melissa!

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Ok, I will, thanks for the heads up. I'm not great at editing.


Actually, yes.

My book is the first book to completely catalog all forms of outdoor recreation and put it into one convenient spot. I did my market research before creating the book.

My 5th edition which comes out on June 1st of this year has even more (200 now!, Not just 190!) I discovered some new modern forms of Outdoor Recreation this past year and added it. My 5th edition will be the last version (finally perfected it!) And then a companion book to it will be released 2022 or 2023, depending on how soon I get it done.

Do you even know the academic definition of "Outdoor Recreation"?

HINT: It's not "going outside" as Karl_der_Grosness tried.




Haha, you found them lol




Why did The Messiah willing interact with people who had no respect for and actively degraded him?

He answered...
...some to expose.
...some to fight back.
...some in defense of The Torah.
...some in defense of his character.
...some to condemn.
...some to heal.

And since I'm not all-knowing like The Messiah, for me: some to study like specimens.
"Know thine enemy".




That's not what I said.

I stand with Israel.


Yes, I have some fiction novels in the world that I haven't published yet, but plan too. I'm working on creating a home office so I can write full time. It will help me produce more, and faster.

Fiction is more profitable, sells more. There's that advantage too.


*in the works

Hi, Melissa

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

What?! An WHITEBOARD?!

Grammar sperging:
It's "a whiteboard". "A" is followed by a consonant, "an" is followed by a vowel, to avoid having two vowels next to each other. What's really important (and tricky) is that it's based on pronunciation, not on spelling - for example "an hour" because while it's spelled with a consonant "h" it's pronounced with a vowel "a".

Your assigned role here as Troll who is a member of a cult is to make up false narratives about the Scapegoats in order to secure your position in the cult.

Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.
Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.
Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.
Kiwi Farms forum is not a cult.
If you think Kiwi Farms forum is a cult
Then you are wrong
You're just so wrong.
Stop leaving posts saying that it is a cult.
Kiwi Farms forum is definitely not a cult.
Look at this bird:

This bird is also not a cult.
This bird is also not Kiwi Farms forum.
Therefore Kiwi Farms forum is not a cult.

Hey there, how it's going?
Yes.
Wanna shitpost with me?
Yes.
Join Kiwi Farms forum.
Yes.
Have a really great time.
Wow.
Come on, take my hand now.
Yes.
Follow me to my house.
Yes.
We can do shitposting.
Yes.
We'll be special friends now.
Yes.

Reference:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Grammar sperging:
It's "a whiteboard". "A" is followed by a consonant, "an" is followed by a vowel, to avoid having two vowels next to each other. What's really important (and tricky) is that it's based on pronunciation, not on spelling - for example "an hour" because while it's spelled with a consonant "h" it's pronounced with a vowel "a".


Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.
Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.
Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.
Kiwi Farms forum is not a cult.
If you think Kiwi Farms forum is a cult
Then you are wrong
You're just so wrong.
Stop leaving posts saying that it is a cult.
Kiwi Farms forum is definitely not a cult.
Look at this bird:
View attachment 2258370
This bird is also not a cult.
This bird is also not Kiwi Farms forum.
Therefore Kiwi Farms forum is not a cult.

Hey there, how it's going?
Yes.
Wanna shitpost with me?
Yes.
Join Kiwi Farms forum.
Yes.
Have a really great time.
Wow.
Come on, take my hand now.
Yes.
Follow me to my house.
Yes.
We can do shitposting.
Yes.
We'll be special friends now.
Yes.

Reference:

How dare you explain grammar to this straight A student!

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Kiwi Farms.
Not a cult.

KiwiFarms.net is a cult.

Grammar sperging. It's "a whiteboard". "A" is followed by a consonant, "an" is followed by a vowel, to avoid having two vowels next to each other. What's really important (and tricky) is that it's based on pronunciation, not on spelling - for example "an hour" because while it's spelled with a consonant "h" it's pronounced with a vowel "a".

Didn't read.

I don't need to waste my time fixing typos.

Hi, Melissa

My name is Melinda.

Damn can't peoo

We've had this discussion before about five times, so I'm not going to rehash it again. It's far more satisfying for me to know that I'm right, you're wrong and someday you'll get an almighty spanking for being such a bad person.

Also, fixed that for you.

You've failed every time to establish any verse whatsoever condemning any sexual act I've ever done.

You as a Christian are the least qualified person to render moral judgment on anyone in the name of The Almighty. Hell, even Atheists know your own Bible better than you.

You're an absolute fool.

 

[White Baby]

You as a Messianic

Fixed that for ya.

My name is Melinda.

Damn can't peoo

Is this English?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

KiwiFarms.net is a cult.




Didn't read.

I don't need to waste my time fixing typos.


My name is Melinda.

Damn can't peoo

You've failed every time to establish any verse whatsoever condemning any sexual act I've ever done.

You as a Christian are the least qualified person to render moral judgment on anyone in the name of The Almighty. Hell, even Atheists know your own Bible better than you.

You're an absolute fool.

Atheists can also spell and know the Tanakh better than some fake Jew. They also read things. Kiwi Farms also is not a cult.
Cult
a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.

The site does nothing like that. When are you going to learn the definition of words?